Okay. Random thought that I had and wrote down at 12:32 this morning.
Yeah, so I didn't know who was talking when I wrote this, I just knew it was a prisoner and the captor. But, I wanted to make it related to Naruto so I made it Kabuto talking to a female prisoner. From the prisoner's point of view. Anything that has quotation marks around it (") is people talking. Anything with 'these things' is her thoughts. Stuff with *these* are really loud noises. (Those are self explanatory.)Anything else is actually happening.
*Clank!*
A plate of food was set down next to me.
"Go to hell."
"Eat it. You know you want to."
"Like hell I do."
A chuckle.
"Besides, I am a vegetarian."
"What are you talking about my dear?"
Distinct mock surprise can be heard.
"You know what."
"There is no meat on here, I can assure you that."
"And how exactly can you do that again?"
"If there was meat on here, you would be able to smell it."
"Exactly."
"Then why do you think there is meat on here?"
'Again with the mock surprise.'
"Because I can smell it."
"Really now? You must have a very good nose."
'What is with this mock surprise?'
"No, you just suck."
Knuckles crack.
'So he can get annoyed.'
"You know you're going to eat this whether you want to or not."
"But that is not the question is it?"
Silence.
"The question is how long it with stay that way until I spit it out."
"Really now?"
"Yep."
"Well then, I guess I will just have to make sure you don't now won't I?"
"Tch."
"You know that you will."
"Hn."
"What the hell?!?!?!"
'Now we're getting somewhere.'
"What?"
'My turn for mock surprise.'
"I am the one who is supposed to only be speaking in 1 syllable words."
"I have no control over what you do, or do not, say."
Silence.
More silence.
Even more silence.
Yes, even more silence.
A smirk.
"True. So very true."
Ok, I can hear the gears turning.
"You have no control over me."
"And. . . . ."
'Hell yeah I was going to make him spend time telling me!'
Sigh of annoyance.
"Let me show you."
Seductive tone.
'This was not happening.'
"I may not, but Orochimaru does."
He froze.
"And your point is . . . . "
'You suck at acting bored.'
"He wouldn't be happy with you if you did anything to me against my will."
'Oh! I am so going there! '
"You still don't know what he wants with me."
'Again with the silence. '
"Do you?"
'Oh yes, I so went there.'
"Welcome to hell."
*Slam!*
'Hell yeah he left!'
"Wow. I think that was a record!"
Of course he doesn't hear me.
'Didn't even last 2 minutes.'
Yeah. . . . So I just had this on my mind and I had to get it out so I could fall asleep. And I want my iPod to charge for as long as possible. So I can fall asleep. Yeah, I really need to get to sleep. I mean, it's a Sunday! I have school tomorrow. Damn it! Why am I suddenly having a ton of story ideas and inspiration to finish chapter 2 in both stories now? Why now of all times? But, I just had to get this one out. I mean, it's funny. Funny ideas are the hardest to not think about. Especially when you are trying to fall asleep. Kays, I think I got out most of what I wanted to say.