All Girl Valentine Sleepover (Chapter 1)
"Grrr...What does Kakashi-sensei think he's doing!" an enraged blond boy yelled punching a fist into the trunk of tree. The three students of team seven were awaiting the arrival of the silver-haired man.
"Shut up, Naruto!" said Sakura angrily, standing up and brushing grass of herself. Her an her team were waiting at the same spot they had their first survival-exercise with the Hatake.
"THAT BOY'S SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY NERVES, CHA!" yelled Inner Sakura angrily.
"Kakashi-sensei is always late!" complained the Kyuubi boy.
"Well, complaining won't help!" Sakura snapped back. She hadn't gotten much sleep last night and really wasn't in the mood for her loud teammate's big-mouthed-ness.
"Shut up, both of you!" Sasuke growled angrily, jumping down from a tree branch.
"Sorry, Sasuke-kun," Sakura whispered quickly and hushed immediately.
Naruto scowled. 'That Sasuke-teme,' he thought angrily. 'Who does he think he is making Sakura-chan upset like that? What does she see in that guy?'
"Anyone miss me?" asked a calm voice behind them.
"Sensei!" Sakura exclaimed turning around.
"What took you so long!" Naruto demanded angrily.
"I'm sorry," Kakashi replied lazily. "I just.. got lost on the road of life,"
"Yea, right! " Naruto and Sakura yelled in unison. "You always say that, sensei!"
Kakashi shrugged sheepishly. "Well, I got a mission for you,"
"Alright!" Naruto yelled jumping up and punching the air happily.
"Naruto, let me finish," Kakashi sighed. Why did he sign up to be a squad leader again? Oh yeah, a certain crimson-eyed woman had made him. "It's a mission where I can only pick one of you to come."
"Oh, pick me! Kakashi-sensei! Oh, me! Hey Kakashi-sensei! Hey! Hey! Pick me! Kakashi-sensei! Hey! Hey! Hey! Pick me!" Naruto yelled continuously.
After a ridiculous amount of wasted time, Naruto was out of breath and panting heavily.
"Well my choice is now clear," said Kakashi yawning. "I pick Sasuke,"
"Hn," came the Uchiha's reply.
Kakashi and Sasuke both walked away leaving Naruto to sulk in silence.
"Hey, Sakura!" called a voice.
Sakura, who was watching Naruto's sulking turned to see a blond kunoichi walking toward them.
"Hey, Ino," Sakura replied facing her rival.
"I wanted to know if you wanted to join me on a Valentine's Day mission," said the Yamanaka.
Sakura blinked.
"Why me?" she asked confused.
"Chouji went with Asuma-sensei on a one-student mission," said Ino. "I really wanted to invite was Sasuke-kun but since I see he's gone on the mission too…"
"What about your other teammate, Shikamaru?" Sakura asked.
"I can't find him anywhere..." Ino replied frowning. "He's probably off looking at clouds or playing shouji or something lame like that. You know how he is."
"I see," said Sakura. "Well, of course then,"
"Awesome, let's go!" Naruto asked jumping up; all his sadness gone.
"No way, Naruto!" Ino snapped, turning on the other blonde, her hands on her skinny hips. Naruto pouted and crossed his arms.
"Why can't I come?" he demanded.
"Because this is going to be an all girl's mission," Ino replied smugly. "Come on, Sakura. Let's go find more people to go with us,"
"Alright," replied Sakura and the two kunoichi walked away.
"Grrr…." Growled Naruto angrily. "I got to go on that mission!"
He waited until he could barely sense Sakura and Ino's chakra anywhere close by before following.
"Hey, Tenten!" Ino called to the girl who was practicing her aim, flawlessly throwing needles at her targets. The senbon naturally hit their mark every time.
The kunoichi stopped and waved. Ino and Sakura noticed Lee under a tree sulking.
"He's depressed," Tenten said frowning pityingly. She no longer had romantic feelings for the taijutsu-user anymore, but she still cared about him.
"What happened?" said Ino curiously.
"Gai-sensei chose Neji to go on the one-student mission and not him," Tenten replied simply.
"I see," said Sakura, also giving Lee a pitying glance.
"Chouji and Sasuke-kun went on that mission too," said Ino. "So what is the mission anyways?"
"Track down and attack some chunnin sound ninja," Tenten replied shrugging. "Or something like that. The team supposedly work for that Orochimaru guy. The plan is to get revenge for third hokage's death."
There was a moment of sad silence as the girls remembered the old hokage...
"So Tenten, do you want to go on a mission with Sakura and me?" Ino asked, remembering why she'd come there.
"We could really use your help," Sakura added smiling.
"Hey, Sakura-chan!" Lee called walking over, he had heard Sakura voice, and his sadness had disappeared. "I've grown to be a stronger man than the last time we met!" he said smiling and showing thumbs up.
"Umm…..Lee-san, I just saw you yesterday…" said Sakura taking an awkward step backwards.
"Yes so that means I've improved fast! Yosh!" replied Lee happily. "So now you'll go out with me, right? Or be my valentine?"
"Um..." Sakura said uncertainly.
"Sakura don't do it!" Naruto yelled jumping out of a bush nearby. He tried to jump out and push Sakura out of the way but missed and fell hard. The Kyuubi boy rubbed his sore head.
"Naruto!" Ino yelled angrily. "Were you stalking us?"
"Uh…stalking is such a strong word," said Naruto laughing and rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
"Grrr…" Ino and Sakura both hit Naruto hard on the head and he fell to the ground with two, new large bulbs on his head.
Tenten, Ino, and Sakura walked away to find more people to go on the mission.
"Naruto, look what you did," said the taijutsu master frowning. "Sakura-chan was about to go out with me!"
"Ha!" Naruto yelled getting up and rubbing his head. "She never would go out with you even if you were the last guy in the whole village!"
"Well you're not so good with the youthful flowers either!" Lee yelled back.
"Well, I'm going to sneak into that mission to be with Sakura!" said Naruto defiantly.
"Fine! Then so am I! Yosh!" yelled Lee. The young man in the green leotard had fire in his eyes.
"Fine! Then let's find more boys to help us!" yelled Naruto even louder.
"Fine!" yelled Lee, and the two boys raced after the kunoichi.
"Kakashi, are we lost?" asked the female sensei looking at the silver-haired jounin.
"Of course not Kurenai-chan," replied Kakashi calmly as they walked in the snowstorm. All anyone could see for miles was snow; you'd have to be standing side by side to another person to see him or her properly. Asuma, Gai, Sasuke, Chouji, Shino, and Neji fallowed after the two talking jounin.
"Kakashi," said Kurenai softly.
"Yes?" asked Kakashi, not looking at her.
"Aren't you cold?" Kurenai asked quietly. She looked at Kakashi. Other than his normal clothes that he wore everyday, all Kakashi wore to protect himself was a yellow scarf.
"I could ask you the same question, Kurenai-chan," replied Kakashi calmly. He still didn't look at her but he already knew all she wore was her usual dress and nothing at all to protect herself from the freezing storm.
"Kakashi!" called Gai behind them. Kakashi stopped and turned around but everyone else walked on.
"What do you want now?" he asked Gai as they began to fall behind.
"You're always beating me," Gai began.
"I know," Kakashi replied.
"But I have a new challenge that you'll never beat me at!" Gai said angrily.
"A big, bushy eyebrows and bad haircut contest?" Kakashi asked walking ahead of Gai.
"No! Well…that would be a good idea…but still…,"Gai said thoughtfully. "I bet I could get a girl to be my valentine before you could!"
"In case you haven't noticed," said Kakashi catching up with Kurenai. "There aren't any women here,"
Kurenai looked slightly hurt, but more so irritated. Damn that Kakashi... She walked ahead to catch up with Asuma, purposefully bumping past Kakashi's shoulder as she passed..
The Hatake's single visible eye blinked. "What's up with her?"
"Smooth, Kakashi," said Gai smirking.
"What did I do?" asked Kakashi, slightly bewildered.
"We just started and I'm already winning," said Gai grinning.
"So do you want to come or not, Hinata?" said Ino impatiently.
"Um….eh….uh-huh….." Hinata said nodding.
"Alright, let's go!" said Sakura, and the four kunoichi walked on.
"Oh, great!" said Kiba angrily. "Both my teammates are on a mission and I have to train without a sensei! Akamaru!"
"Arf!" barked Akamaru, agreeing with his master/friend.
"Hey!" Naruto called running up to Kiba, Lee was fallowing close behind.
Kiba and Akamaru growled turning to the voice. "Oh, it's only you…..." said Kiba looking at Naruto with a frown.
"Lee and I are going to sneak onto the girls' mission," said Naruto. "Want to help?"
"Tch, idiot. No way," Kiba smirked turning to walk away.
"Great!" exclaimed Naruto picking up Akamaru and running after the girls.
"Oi, Naruto!" Kiba yelled running after the Uzumaki and taijutsu-user. "Give me back Akamaru, you ass!"
"Stop," said Kurenai. Everyone complied and looked at the three caves that were side by side in front of them, then at the rookie jounin.
"Why are we stopping?" Shino inquired, looking at his sensei.
"This storm is turning into a blizzard," explained Kurenai looking around at the group. "We have to stop and take shelter or we'll all freeze."
"Yes, Kurenai-sensei," said Shino bowing respectfully. Kurenai smiled at her beloved student. So polite, if only he were a few years older...
"Shino," said Kurenai. "You, Sasuke, and Chouji can go to the cave on the right."
Shino and the other boys nodded and walked away.
"Asuma?" said Kurenai.
"Yes?" he replied looking at her. She smiled slightly. Asuma fully respected and trusted her, which was a lot more than she could say for the Hatake.
"Can you can keep watch with Neji and his Byakugan in the second cave, the one in the middle?" she asked.
"Of course," he replied with a nod.
"Good," she said. "Kakashi, Gai, and I will go to the one on the left,"
Asuma hesitated, giving her an inquiring look. She shrugged slightly and smiled, signalling she'd be OK with the the two other men. Asuma frowned but nodded and walked away.
"Why did you split up the group?" asked Kakashi when they got into the cave. It was cold and dark, but there was still some light from the moon outside. A large hot spring almost the size of a pool was at the back.
'Convenient,' the crimson-eyed woman thought, raising a coal-colored brow.
Kurenai walked over and went to her knees to feel the warm water.
"I just thought we could use a little privacy," she said softly not looking up. "Also, it's much easier to keep watch this way,"
"I agree, Kurenai-chan," said Gai nodding approvingly.
"Thank you, Gai," she replied, still feeling the water with her hand.
Gai then turned to Kakashi, a satisfied grin on his face.
"I'm winning," he mouthed.
Kakashi shrugged and looked at Kurenai as she stood up and turned to them. There was an awkward pause as Kurenai looked at Gai and Kakashi expectantly.
"Well?" she said, a bit of impatience in her voice.
"What?" asked Gai puzzled.
"Close your eyes already," she said impatiently looking from Gai to Kakashi.
"Why?" asked Kakashi.
"So I can get in," she said frowning impatiently. "You guys can't look because I'm a girl, Hatake," she glared at Kakashi, still a bit peeved about his earlier comment.
'Hatake?' Kakashi thought blinking. 'What did I do this time?'
Gai closed his eyes obediently, even turning around to emphasize his willingness to oblige. Kakashi wasn't so ready to comply.
"Kakashi," said Kurenai, a dangerous anger in her voice. Kakashi shrugged and closed his visible eye. She quickly took her clothes off.
There was a quiet sound of moving water as Kurenai slipped in. The misty, hot water went barely above her breasts when she was sitting. She closed her eyes and she smiled, enjoying the warm water. Kakashi and Gai opened their eyes and Kurenai opened hers.
"Well? Get in on already," Kurenai said closing her eyes again. Gai removed all his clothes (Kakashi hurriedly closed his eyes and turned around to avoid looking at that view) and got in to the water on the other side of the hot spring, but Kakashi (after removing everything but his mask and boxers) slipped in only a foot away from Kurenai. This slightly surprised her when she opened her eyes but she relaxed. At least, until she saw him looking at her.
At first, she didn't mind because the air was so misty and the water wasn't clear so he couldn't really 'see anything', but then she noticed he had lifted up his headband and was using his sharingan.
"Pervert!" She yelled angrily hitting him on the head.
Kakashi rubbed his head and looked at her expressionless. "It's not like that," he said quietly and reached out to touch her shoulder. She gasped. 'What is he doing?' she thought, tensing all over.
"Kakashi," she whispered softly as he touched her neck softly. Kurenai blushed and tried to look away.
"Kakashi!" Gai called out, breaking the mood like fine china. "Is this the way of the shinobi? Taking advantage of defensiveness, naked kunoichi!"
"I told you," said Kakashi defiantly but quietly. "It's not like that..." Kakashi put his hand on the back of her neck gently and pulled her a little closer. Kurenai felt her face grow hot.
"Kakashi," Kurenai said breathlessly and she flushed red.
The four kunoichi cautiously approached the three training sand ninja. The sand siblings had their passports, and were just visiting Konoha.
"Um….Temari?" said Ino cautiously. The Fire and Sand countries were allies but there was still some tension between the ninja.
"What do you want?" Temari asked turning to face them. "What's wrong?"
"Well, we just wanted to know if you wanted to go on a Valentine's Day mission with us," said Sakura.
"We're busy," Gaara drawled, trying to be polite but not being used to how it felt yet.
"We're on vacation little brother," Temari reminded him, looking at her demon brother slightly cautiously.
"It doesn't matter," said Kankuro smirking and taking off Karasu from his back. "I'll take care of these girls personally."
He stepped forward but Ino and Sakura glared at him dangerously. Kankoru was a strong fighter, but when it came to angry girls….
"Uh..Gaara, take care of them personally," said Kankoru stepping back. Gaara raised his hand, put them in a desert coffin, and lightly began to squeeze.
Temari looked at the struggling Kunoichi, a slightly panicked look on her face. She looked at Ino. 'Wait-That's Mr. Lazy's friend!' she thought and remembered Shikamaru. The smart and...kinda cute shinobi she once fought, then saved.
"Gaara, no!" yelled Temari. She ran to her brother and hugged him tightly. "Please stop," begged him quietly. Gaara looked surprised and stared at his sister as she struggled to hold on while the protective sand that protected Gaara tried to push her away. Gaara released the Konoha girls as Temari fell to the floor.
Gaara winced. He hadn't meant to hurt anyone, especially not his sister, whom he'd just recently started caring about. He'd only meant to scare the girls a little so they'd leave... Sigh, why did everything always have to go so wrong?
"Come back from your mission safely," Gaara he mumbled when Temari got up. "Destroy the enemy and...be safe,"
Kankoru watched his younger brother walk away in awe. What the hell had just happened? He turned and watched his older sister walk away with the other girls... What. The. Hell?
"Hey, that was cool!" said Naruto running up to Kankoru.
"No it wasn't Naruto!" said Lee angrily. "Sakura could've been killed!"
"No way, Gaara wouldn't do that, he's a changed guy!"
Kiba didn't say anything, but he hit Naruto hard on the head and picked up his beloved companion. Akamaru barked and climbed on top of his best friend's head.
"Oi! Kankoru do you want to help us out?" asked Naruto rubbing his head. He didn't really like Mr. Make-up-face but he needed all the hep he could get with this mission.
"Naruto-kun, I'm not so sure we should trust this guy," said Lee looking at Kankouru suspiciously.
"Well, I do!" snapped Naruto. "What do you think Kiba?"
"I trust him," said Kiba nodding at Kankoru respectfully. The sand nin had once saved him when he'd been a tight spot. Kiba hated the fact that he had needed saving, but the fact was he owed the puppet master one. "Akamaru!"
"Arf!" barked Akamaru agreeing.
"Then it's settled!" said Naruto.
"Hey, I never said I'd help with anything," Kankouru snapped frowning. He wasn't really the "helping" type. He didn't even help Temari around with the chores back home. "What exactly am I helping with?"
Naruto and Lee explained.
"Yeah...I don't think so…." said Kankouru. He really didn't want to know what his sister did on her spare time. Besides, none of those other girls were very appealing to him. The weapon mistress was moderately attractive, but he wasn't really interested in inter-country relationships.
"But what if you learn something that you can use to blackmail your sister?" Naruto offered, smirking.
"...Ok, I'll help,"
"Hey, where did the girls go?" said Lee looking around.
"They went to Ino's house," stated Shikamaru Nara, jumping down from a tree. The shadow boy looked rather bored.
"How do you know?" asked Naruto.
"I saw them walking there," said Shikamaru.
"Stalking your girlfriend, huh?" Naruto grinned and held up his pink finger.
"Girlfriend?" asked Kankouru. He knew his sister had feelings for Shikamaru. He'd read her diary scrolls.
"Ino's not my girlfriend," Shikamaru answered rolling his eyes. "I was actually making sure I knew where I was so I could try and avoid her. She wanted to recruit me on some weird, fake mission of hers."
'Damn, troublesome Naruto..' he thought to himself. Ino would never want to be his girlfriend. She was only interested in that jerk Sasuke...
"Whatever," the Uzumaki said, shrugging and getting tot he point. "So do you want to help us out and fallow the girls?"
"Tch, idiot. Why would I do a troublesome thing like that?"
"Do it or else I'll do the sexy jutsu every time I see you!" said Naruto evilly.
"...Fine. I'll show you her house." said Shikamaru sighing. He couldn't believe he was letting himself get roped into this. "This will be troublesome,"
"Wait!" said Naruto. "We'll need disguises!"
Minutes later the boys were walking to Ino's house. All of them using a jutsu to disguise themselves as girls )except for Lee who had to use an actual wig and outfit), even Akamaru had a big, red ribbon around his neck.
"I stand corrected," said Shikamaru sighing. "This is going to be 'really' troublesome."
"Dosu-kun?" asked Kin as the entrance gates of Konoha appeared as they walked. "Why are we here?"
"Orochimaru's looking for us. Do you really want to go back to the hidden sound?" snapped Zaku. He glanced back at his teammate who was falling behind while trying to care for his many wounds. "We're lucky I was able to knock out and transform two people to look like us when Orochimaru-sensei needed sacrifices."
"But he found out eventually." said Dosu bitterly. "And now he wants us dead. Now that we are no longer useful."
Dosu had barely escaped alive when Gaara attacked him. He had used a sound jutsu at the last second to block out the worst of the sand attack, but he was in a critical situation. He tried to go to the Hidden sound village for help but ran into a bloodied up Zaku and Kin who were fleeing and left with them. All of them were in dangerous situations and it was a miracle they could still walk. Kin shuddered and fell to her hands and knees.
"Kin!" exclaimed Dosu. Both male ninja turned around to run back to their fallen teammate. Kin hurt all over and her head was spinning. She choked to hold back a sob. Her body was cut all cut up and bleeding and she fought with the last bit of strength she had to hold back her tears. She was tougher than most kunoichi.
"I'm so tired..." she whispered. The journey from the hidden sound was long enough not counting all the enemies they fought on the way, the rare time to sleep or eat, and the fact they were all bleeding to death.
"Kin, cmon. Get up," implored Zaku looking down at her with slight worry in his ever-resent scowl. He was glaring but there was a sense of genuine concern and pleading in his voice. He remembered her horrified face when they were running away from their village. He remembered having to carry her when she was too weak to go on by herself...
Kin struggled to her feet but as soon as she was up her body couldn't take it anymore. She fainted and Dosu caught her before she hit the ground. He picked her up in his arms and stood up, clutching her tightly to his chest. As he walked on Zaku soon called after him.
"Hey! If you're tired I guess I can carry her," Zaku yelled with a hint of anger and envy in both his voice and eyes. Dosu stopped walking and turned his head to look back at him.
"I've got her," he replied and walked on. Zaku scowled but fallowed. Dosu held her closer, feeling her warm blood and tears on his chest.
"Kakashi," Kurenai said again, her face growing very warm and red. Kakashi had pulled her so close that their faces were only an inch apart. Kakashi then used his other hand to pull something out of Kurenai's hair. It was a black widow. Kakashi threw it out of the cave and into the snow. It died instantly. Kakashi then edged about a five feet away from Kurenai and rubbed his head where she had hit him.
"Hey, Kurenai," he said not looking at her.
"...Yes?" she answered quietly. Her face was still hot and very red.
"Are you ok?" he asked.
"Yes." she bit her lip, embarrassed she'd let his antics get to her. She should have known not to get all worked up when of course the only reason Kakashi would get so close was if her life had been in danger. " I am now. Why?"
"Your face is all red," Kakashi answered, still rubbing his head. He wouldn't look at her. "Did it bite you?"
"If it had bitten me I wouldn't be doing too well right now would I," Kurenai answered, smiling slightly but turning her head the other way. She hadn't realized her face was still red.
"You're welcome," said Kakashi smiling his cute little smile. She was about to answer when-
"Sensei!" called a voice Kurenai recognized as Shino's.
"Shino!" Kurenai gasped. Gai and Kakashi closed their eyes quickly as she got out, dried herself with a towel, and put on her clothes on.
She dashed out while Gai and Kakashi got their clothes on and raced after her.
"Darn you, Kakashi," said Gai angrily as they ran out of the cave. "That stunt you pulled on her back there has put you in the lead. You could have just quickly taken the poisonous spider out of her hair but you just had to be perverted about it!"
"Well it worked in the book," Kakashi said pulling out his perverted book.
"Kamu Kamu Paradisu! (Translation: Come Come Paradise)" exclaimed Gai. "Kakashi you pervert!"
Kakashi grinned as they ran to their students.
"Kakashi," whispered Kurenai not looking at him. Her face was still slightly pink. "Don't tell any of the students about what happened,"
"Of course not," Kakashi smiled, nodding.
They met up with the group.
"What is it Shino?" asked Kurenai looking at her student.
"I feel the sound ninja approaching he replied.
"Then we must get ready to fight," said Asuma. "Chouji and I will go scout ahead!"
As the two went off Sasuke suddenly had a question.
"Kakashi-sensei," Sasuke said looking at his sensei. "Where did you get that bump on your head?" Kakashi looked at his student.
"I'm glad you asked. You see Sasuke, when Kurenai-chan was nak-
"Kakashi!" yelled Kurenai angrily.
"I'll tell you boys when you're older," Kakashi said and smiled his cute, little smile at Kurenai. She glared at him but didn't say anything.
"Ibiki?" said the woman with almond like eyes. She looked from the man to the two boys sitting on a torn, beat up couch in an interrogation room curiously. One of the boys had a girl clutched close to his chest.
"Anko," replied the man turning to her. "Do you recognize these three?"
"They're sound genin that participated in the last chounin exam," Anko replied recognizing them. She raised a dark purple eyebrow.
"We have left the sound ninja and Orochimaru," Zaku mumbled angrily.
"Hm, like anyone could simply leave Orochimaru." said Ibiki glaring. "Impossible,"
"What do you mean impossible?" said Anko turning to him, her voice sounded deadly. Uh-oh. Ibiki was in trouble.
"You three are dismissed. For now, we reserve judgment. You may stay in Konoha." Anko said turning to the sound ninja. "Shizune!"
The medic ninja walked in. "Yes?' she asked frowning.
"Tend to these wounds please," said Anko looking at Dosu, Zaku, and the unconscious Kin. "All three of them need immediate medical attention."
Shizune nodded, not one to question orders, and beckoned to Dosu and Zaku to fallow her. Zaku and Dosu, still carrying Kin, fallowed the short-haired woman out the door.
"Now what to do with you?" said Anko turning to Ibiki with an evil grin. She stepped towards him in the dimly lit room. Ibiki stepped back with a look of slight intimidation his usually emotionless face. She put her arms around his neck and put her head on his chest. His face was turning faintly red as he felt her..chest, press up against him. She was the only woman who dared get so close to him. The only one who did not fear him.
"Who knew Morino Ibiki, pro at torture and interrogation, could blush?" Anko smirked, looking up at him. Ibiki backed up into the couch and sat down with Anko still clinging to him. She looked at him evilly. He was now extremely red and his face was hot. She looked at him with an evil smile. Their faces were only centimeters apart. Her lips moved up towards his and she giggled. She got off him and headed towards the door. Before she opened the door, she turned her head to look at his red, shocked face and grinned.
"What?" she asked mischievously. "You didn't think I'd actually kiss you, did you?" She winked at him and walked out.
Well that's chapter one. I don't own Naruto! You don't have to review, but I'd appreciate it! Also, as a DISCLAIMER: this story is AU and takes place soon after the Chuunin exams and Sasuke's leaving but in my personal head cannon, they got him to come back!