Here is me and my insane little story :) Hope you like it
Enzan and Laika sat – quietly – in the SciLab's employ lounge, drinking coffee and enjoying the peace – from the Asteroid Navis and Netto. Enzan took a sip of his beverage, not looking away from the newspaper he was reading. Laika – almost – doing the same but instead of reading the printed press he was eyeing some profile sheets of the Asteroid Navis. This of course was all interrupted by the door opening and Netto waltzing in with a confused look on his face.
The brunette plopped down beside Enzan on the small couch – while Laika occupied the chair. Netto looked at Enzan. "Can I ask you a question?"
Enzan mental sighed, folding the newspaper up and setting it on the coffee table in front of him, he look back at the bright eyed boy. "Netto for the last time, I'm not telling you where babies come from. Go look it up."
A pout formed on Netto's face "First of all Rockman won't let me and second of all that wasn't what I was going to ask."
"Alright, what were you going to ask then?"
"What do I look like more a monkey or a dog?"
Now ever since the oldest teens became friends with Netto, nothing has really surprised them and yet this made both their head shoot up in shock and confusion. The two mature teens looked at each other before turning back to the vest wearing child.
"Dog"
"Monkey"
Enzan spun around – almost a full 360 – look at Laika with much bewilderment. "What do you mean he looks like a monkey? He obviously looks like a dog." Enzan argued.
"What the heck do you mean! If you gave him a banana and put a tail on him, you would think he escaped from the zoo." Laika argued back, voice rising.
"Ha! If you'd put a collar and leash on him, you'd think someone has lost their dog!" Both teens locked eyes in a cold glare. Till, they both glanced at Netto – who was looking back at them confused as always.
"Be right back" They said simultaneously, before dashing out of the room.
Now Netto really didn't question weird thing that happen – normally because they happened to him most of the time – but he really wanted to know how his friends were back in 3 seconds. Enzan holding a dog collar and leash while Laika was holding a banana and a fake monkey tail.
Not Good.
"N-now guys hold on a minute, this question isn't that important." A terrified Netto said backing up.
"Netto, come here" Enzan commanded
Netto made a weird noise – something in between a yelp and a scared 'eep', before running out of the room like his mother just found his report card. And was – of course – chased by the other two.
Rockman, Blues, and Searchman just watch, all three of them blinked – You couldn't see Blues – before Rockman turned to the others "I don't know what they are talking about, Netto-kun looks like a teddy bear."
Tell me if you want me to continue ^-^