Author's Note #1: Bout time a good rant fic cam along! Ok, it may not be very good, but I promise a few laughs at least. My cousin Chi-chan & I are both in this (Cause we're special.) so if ya don't like it, GET OVER IT! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Pheonix, Yue, Chi-chan, Yuki, and Sonomi all sat gathered around the TV once again. How the hell the five of them all managed to get together and but a house (mainly be two of them aren't even CCS characters...) is beyond us all, but they did. So they sat around the living room of the "Yellow Submarine", thier odd yellow house, watchign TV. Suddenly, all of thier problems began.
"Card Captors, a mystic adventure. Card Captors, a quest for all time..." Some guy sang as Sakura and Kero, and the clowcards went around the screen.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yue yelled. He looked at Pheonix.
"It wasn't me I swear!!!" She cried.
"Julian!" Tori said. Yuki looked at Chi-chan.
"Chi-chan... What's a Julian?" Yuki asked. she patted him on the head.
"Nothing dear, nothing. Go get some snacks." She sighed. Yuki smiled and ran into the kitchen. suddenly Yue turned off the TV.
"I'm sorry... That was a load of CRAP!!!" Yue said. Pheonix nodded.
"Ok, time for me to use my special fruity magic powers so we can go kick dubbie ass!!!" Chi-chan grinned. Pheonix's face brightened.
"YAY!!!" She laughed, "Sonomi, go get Yuki and we'll go!" Sonomi sat infront of the TV, eyes wide.
"MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS NOT MADISON! IT NEVER WAS AND IT NEVER WILL BE!!! HER NAME IS TOMOYO!!! T-O-M-O-Y-O!!!" Sonomi cried. She stormed into the kitchen, draging out Yuki from the kitchen. Yuki, who had a doughnut hanging from his mouth, looked at everyone.
"What's going on?" Yuki asked.
"We're going to destroy the third layer of hell." Pheonix smiled.
"Ok!" Yuki smiled.
"I'm going to shoo that little impostor posing as my daughter!" Sonomi growled.
"Fine fine, whatever you like." Pheonix sighed. So Chi-chan used her fruity magic powers to put them in the land of... CARD CAPTORS! The five of them stood, seeming rather annoyed as Madison and Sakura walked up the street. Sonomi glared. Madison looked at her.
"Mom?" Madison said.
"NO! I AM NOT YOUR MOM YOU CHEAP LITTLE POSER!!!" Sonomi screamed. Sakura looked at Yukito.
"Julian?!" Sakura said. Yukito hid behind Chi-chan.
"What's a "Julian" Chi-chan? And why do they look like me?" Yukito asked.
"It's a dubbie version of you sweetie. Like "Amara" is to Haruka." Chi-chan explained. Yuki's eyes widened.
"But..." Yuki looked like he might cry. He jumped and hid behind Chi-chan again as Juilian and Tori came up the street. "HE STOLE MY BIKE!" Yuki looked at the bike Juilian was riding, recognising it as his own. Chi-chan sighed.
"He stole your identity Yuki-chan." Chi-chan said. Yuki glared at Julian. Sonomi was still screaming furiously at Madison, who had by this point started crying.
"YOU LITTLE WUSSY PUNK!" Sonomi shouted. She then turned on Sakura. "AND YOU! POSING AS MY NADESHIKO'S DAUGHTER!" Pheonix smiled uneasily. Suddenly, almost as suddenly as an a tornado, Pheonix's eyes narrowed. Julian had become Yue.
"Oh dear god..." the real Yue sighed. Pheonix marched up to him and, without a word, punched him hard in the face.
"No one makes a mockery of my Yue-kun!" Pheonix hissed. Chi-chan held up her mallet that she was pummliling Tori with.
"YOU TELL EM PHEONIX!" Chi-chan cheered. Pheonix stepped back beside her Yue-kun, smiling.
"I did a good job right?" she looked up at him hopefully.
"Uh...sure...yea..." Yue-kun said uneasily.
"YAY!" Suddenly Kero popped out of Sakura's bookbag.
"AHHHHHHH!!! DUBBIE KERO!!!" Chi-chan screamed, grabbing him and throwing him into the pavement.
"Hey!" Kero yelled. Yue turned back into Julian and Chi-chan proceded to pummel him with her mallet. Sonomi screamed at Madison and Sakura. Pheonix beat up dubbie Kero. Yukito beat up Tori for impersonating Touya. Yue, who was thoruoghly confused, pulled a bag of popcorn from nowhere and watched.
"BUT I'M THE REAL KERO! I SWEAR!" Kero yelled. Pheonix held him up by a wing.
"Then say exactly what you said when Tomoyo gave you cake in eppisode eleven." Pheonix demanded.
"Uh... Yay?" Kero said. Pheonix slammed him into the pavement once more.
"WRONG! You are not the real Kero!" Pheonix yelled as she stomped on him.
"WHOO HOO!!! DOWN WITH THE DUBBIES!!!" Chi-chan laughed. After throughly destroying the dubbed CCs characters, Chi-chan used her fruity magic powers again and sent them home.
Author's Note #2: Wasn't that fun kids? *crickets chirp* FINE! R&R, ok? HAI! ARIGATOU!
Pheonix, Yue, Chi-chan, Yuki, and Sonomi all sat gathered around the TV once again. How the hell the five of them all managed to get together and but a house (mainly be two of them aren't even CCS characters...) is beyond us all, but they did. So they sat around the living room of the "Yellow Submarine", thier odd yellow house, watchign TV. Suddenly, all of thier problems began.
"Card Captors, a mystic adventure. Card Captors, a quest for all time..." Some guy sang as Sakura and Kero, and the clowcards went around the screen.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yue yelled. He looked at Pheonix.
"It wasn't me I swear!!!" She cried.
"Julian!" Tori said. Yuki looked at Chi-chan.
"Chi-chan... What's a Julian?" Yuki asked. she patted him on the head.
"Nothing dear, nothing. Go get some snacks." She sighed. Yuki smiled and ran into the kitchen. suddenly Yue turned off the TV.
"I'm sorry... That was a load of CRAP!!!" Yue said. Pheonix nodded.
"Ok, time for me to use my special fruity magic powers so we can go kick dubbie ass!!!" Chi-chan grinned. Pheonix's face brightened.
"YAY!!!" She laughed, "Sonomi, go get Yuki and we'll go!" Sonomi sat infront of the TV, eyes wide.
"MY DAUGHTER'S NAME IS NOT MADISON! IT NEVER WAS AND IT NEVER WILL BE!!! HER NAME IS TOMOYO!!! T-O-M-O-Y-O!!!" Sonomi cried. She stormed into the kitchen, draging out Yuki from the kitchen. Yuki, who had a doughnut hanging from his mouth, looked at everyone.
"What's going on?" Yuki asked.
"We're going to destroy the third layer of hell." Pheonix smiled.
"Ok!" Yuki smiled.
"I'm going to shoo that little impostor posing as my daughter!" Sonomi growled.
"Fine fine, whatever you like." Pheonix sighed. So Chi-chan used her fruity magic powers to put them in the land of... CARD CAPTORS! The five of them stood, seeming rather annoyed as Madison and Sakura walked up the street. Sonomi glared. Madison looked at her.
"Mom?" Madison said.
"NO! I AM NOT YOUR MOM YOU CHEAP LITTLE POSER!!!" Sonomi screamed. Sakura looked at Yukito.
"Julian?!" Sakura said. Yukito hid behind Chi-chan.
"What's a "Julian" Chi-chan? And why do they look like me?" Yukito asked.
"It's a dubbie version of you sweetie. Like "Amara" is to Haruka." Chi-chan explained. Yuki's eyes widened.
"But..." Yuki looked like he might cry. He jumped and hid behind Chi-chan again as Juilian and Tori came up the street. "HE STOLE MY BIKE!" Yuki looked at the bike Juilian was riding, recognising it as his own. Chi-chan sighed.
"He stole your identity Yuki-chan." Chi-chan said. Yuki glared at Julian. Sonomi was still screaming furiously at Madison, who had by this point started crying.
"YOU LITTLE WUSSY PUNK!" Sonomi shouted. She then turned on Sakura. "AND YOU! POSING AS MY NADESHIKO'S DAUGHTER!" Pheonix smiled uneasily. Suddenly, almost as suddenly as an a tornado, Pheonix's eyes narrowed. Julian had become Yue.
"Oh dear god..." the real Yue sighed. Pheonix marched up to him and, without a word, punched him hard in the face.
"No one makes a mockery of my Yue-kun!" Pheonix hissed. Chi-chan held up her mallet that she was pummliling Tori with.
"YOU TELL EM PHEONIX!" Chi-chan cheered. Pheonix stepped back beside her Yue-kun, smiling.
"I did a good job right?" she looked up at him hopefully.
"Uh...sure...yea..." Yue-kun said uneasily.
"YAY!" Suddenly Kero popped out of Sakura's bookbag.
"AHHHHHHH!!! DUBBIE KERO!!!" Chi-chan screamed, grabbing him and throwing him into the pavement.
"Hey!" Kero yelled. Yue turned back into Julian and Chi-chan proceded to pummel him with her mallet. Sonomi screamed at Madison and Sakura. Pheonix beat up dubbie Kero. Yukito beat up Tori for impersonating Touya. Yue, who was thoruoghly confused, pulled a bag of popcorn from nowhere and watched.
"BUT I'M THE REAL KERO! I SWEAR!" Kero yelled. Pheonix held him up by a wing.
"Then say exactly what you said when Tomoyo gave you cake in eppisode eleven." Pheonix demanded.
"Uh... Yay?" Kero said. Pheonix slammed him into the pavement once more.
"WRONG! You are not the real Kero!" Pheonix yelled as she stomped on him.
"WHOO HOO!!! DOWN WITH THE DUBBIES!!!" Chi-chan laughed. After throughly destroying the dubbed CCs characters, Chi-chan used her fruity magic powers again and sent them home.
Author's Note #2: Wasn't that fun kids? *crickets chirp* FINE! R&R, ok? HAI! ARIGATOU!