Note: This is a sequel to 'An Offer They Can't Refuse'.

Aftermath

It was the day after their truncated appearance on Saturday Night Live.

He had the mother of all hangovers. His mouth tasted like the inside of a toilet. Light hurt.

He stumbled through the afternoon, delaying opening his computer until he could no longer avoid the inevitable; he had mail.

The seventh message was from him.

Crap.

Reluctantly opening it he saw four words.

Four understated words.

Four seemingly harmless words.

'Don't do it again'.

He didn't.

Ever.

5/29/09