Sorry for being late, Merry Christmas!
'Hey, I'm Chris McLean and last time you saw I asked you to put in applications for the show. It was tough but we managed to narrow it down to 22 teens. Now for the next (how many weeks?) weeks they will be living in this abandoned shopping center to compete for one million schmarkeroos! Who will win? What alliances will be formed? Will there be love in the air? Find out right here on Total Drama MALL!'
(cue intro)
You see Chris standing in front of run-down mall.
Chris:Hi, it's me, again, hehe. Right now I'm waiting for the cast, which (he looks at his watch), by the looks of things are running late! Not happy.
A bus comes into the parking lot.
Chef:CHRIS! I THINK YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE WAS NO AIR-CONDITIONING IN THIS BUS!
Chris:Oops. Must've slipped my dude, sorry. Hehe. (faces the camera) Looks like their here. Let's meet them.
Chef:Do you KNOW how HOT it was?
Chris: I SAID sorry! Now can you PLEASE move so we can MEET the CAST? Hmmm?
Chef walks off mumbling
Chris:Geez. Talk about holding a grudge. (faces the camera) OK now we can finally see the contestants!
Chris:She's the girl that would her guinea pig 'Pikachu' it's Neve-
A girl wearing a football jersey and skinny jeans runs out of the bus and grabs Chris by the collar.
Neveah: WHAT AM I DOING HERE? I DIDN'T APPLY FOR THIS STUPID SHOW! YO CAN'T JUST KIDNAP ME AT, WHAT?, 2 A.M, SHOVE ME IN A BUS AND EXPECT ME TO COMPETE! TAKE ME HOME! NOW!
Chris:No can do. I have a signed contract right here (he pulls out a contract with a signature on it)
Neveah:Thats my signature... how did y-
She suddenly she starts to look angry.
Neveah:NICK AND NATE! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO SIGN FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSLETTER WHEN IT'S SUMMER BREAK!
Chris:Well sorry to tell you this but... you signed it so you have to play, whether you like it or not.
Neveah:YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Chris:Uh yeah, I can. I'm the host. Hehe. Now stand over there!
Neveah walks to the left of Chris sulkily.
Chris:Thank you. Now, he likes to start major fights between nerds and jocks, here's Eric!
A handsome boy with a blue and white shirt on and jeans steps out of the bus.
Eric:A pleasure meeting you Chris.
He walks over to where Neveah is standing.
Eric:And you must be Neveah. What beautiful eyes!
Neveah blushes but doesn't say anything and Eric smirks.
(in confessional)
Neveah:He's sweet, but something about him doesn't seem right...
(OK I'm sorry but I can't introduce much longer so BAM! they're introduced)
Chris: OK a tour around the mall, here's where you'll be sleeping.
Chris walks into the furniture section of the mall and walks to a divided bit.
Chris:Girls side (pointing to the right) and boys side (pointing to the left)
Chris:OK now outside. There's the lake (points to a large pool of water) and the woods (pointing to a large group of trees)
Klaira:Hey CHRIS! Can we have free time for the rest of the day, huh can we?
Chris:Hmmm. I don't see why not!
Cast:YES!
They all run off
Chris:So, first day and things are going well. We'll just have to fix that tomorrow, hehe. Don't miss all the action here on Total DRAMA MALL!
OK so I'm sorry if the first episode was crap but I was struggling 'cause right now I have WritersBlock.