The truth
Otis there is something I have to tell you. Oh, Abby what is it you have to tell me. Well…… well….. Yes go ahead and tell me Abby its ok. Well I love you. Abby do you mean that do you really? It's the truth Otis I absolutely, truly love you. I'm glad you said that because now that I know how you feel I can ask you this. Abigail R. Barnyard will you marry me? Otis I would love to…. That's great! Otis listen I would love to BUT I am already married but I do love you. But Abby I thought we had something special together. We did but you waited to long so Pip asked me to marry him a month ago. But Abby, I'm sorry Otis we could have been but now we never will.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pip we need to have a little talk. Ok, wait here my sweet Abby. What is it Otis? You broke guy code #3 that code is if you buddy is hitting on a girl, back off. Otis, Otis, Otis it's a stupid code and who believes the guy code. I do! And what happened to Bessy? We were married but it didn't work out so I moved on to Abby. But why I thought we were best buds. We were but do you remember the accident?
The flashback: It's a hot, summer day. We were all outside but Bessy and Otis, so I walked in and I saw Otis kissing Bessy and I just ran far, far, far away. End of the flashback. Now you know you I hate you so much. Pip listen I didn't kiss her she kissed me. Yeah right how do I know if you're telling the truth? Do you remember the video recorder I told you I would have it one all the time? Yeah. Then watch this. THE VIDEO: Oh Otis your looking devine today. Ok. Oh come here you hunky, hot, super cow. {SMOOTCH} See I told you I was not lying. Oh man, dude I am so sorry ill back off of Abby for you. Thanks dude, I bet you'll have another wife in a week. You really think so Otis. Yeah. I believe your telling the truth.
ONE WEEK LATER
Oh Hannah I am glad you married me, and look at peck jr.