A/N: The version you are currently reading is an updated and somewhat re-written version. I hope you enjoy. I also hope my used to be fans read this. I don't own Kirby by the way. YAY disclaimer!

Once upon a time in dream land was a guy named Kirby. He was friends with these 2 idiots. There names were Tiff, the girl with the mental issue, (although she thinks she's smart) and Tuff (Tiff's younger mentally injured brother.) They lived on magical world named Popstar.

Now Kirby was a strange little pink puff. Although he was smarter than his friends he was in capable of talking because of the evil dubbing company that is 4kids TV. Kirby was forced to act like a 1 year old in his TV show.

Kirby was very annoyed and the only reason he didn't say a couple of curse words was because not only would the dubbing company not let him but then we'd have to change the story rating to mature. Little did Kirby know that the curse brought upon him by the dubbing company was about to be broken. The fountain of dreams was in Kirby's dept because of the events taking place in Kirby's former adventures. Kirby would soon have his wish come true. He trudged home and went to bed in the tree he was forced to sleep in by that bird (Whatever his name is.)

The next day Kirby woke up.

"Man, yesterday stunk." Kirby said in a very annoyed voice

Kirby just sat in the tree starring blankly for a couple of seconds.

"HOLY CRAP! I CAN TALK!" he yelled in surprise

Kirby started to freak out and ran around like an idiot in a circle. He kept running until there was a two inch deep ditch in the ground. Then Kirby realized it was a good thing and started doing a large assortment of dances including the Macarena and the robot (etc…)

"This is better than the discovery of bread or wheels or some crap like that! But for some reason I have a feeling I am going to get more annoying and stupider the more this story goes... Hmmm... Oh well..." Kirby said with a tint of foreshadowing on his tongue.

Little did Kirby know he'd be an annoying moron... Uh I mean go on an amazing adventure just because of his voice... Yeah... Leave me alone please... Now! The Chapter's over. So go play squeak squad… Do whatever you do when you don't read this story!

A/N: I hope my re-write was a lot better then the original first chapter. The thing about making up characters is still up. Just give me a full description. Um… Bye!