A Day in the Life of Yoshi: Bowser

Chapter 1:

Yoshi was on his paper route. Every day from 5:00AM to noon, he'd have to bicycle around and throw papers on people's doorstep. His route included a lot of good friends. He got to see his best friends, Ben and Avi, every day. He delivered to a couple toad's houses whom he liked. He saw his karate instructor (who was awfully overweight, but Yoshi still liked him). But there were downsides to the job as well. The worst of all being that, starting today, his last delivery of the day would be to deliver Bowser's paper.

As he biked along the mushroom kingdom, he just threw the second to last paper in his basket to a yellow toad. Now, he was on his way to deliver the pair for the first time to Bowser. He had to admit, he was scared. But it would just be throwing it on his front porch, right?

As he arrived, he looked up at Bowser's huge castle. He looked for a front porch, but he guessed castles didn't have one. Damn it. He would have to go inside and deliver a paper personally to the most evil living being in the entire world of Mario.

He got off his bike reluctantly and slowly walked across the long, wooden drawbridge. He was shuddering as he approached the massive doors of the castle. He lifted a shaky hand. It was hard to make a fist to knock when you're scared out of your skin. He quickly gave three knocks on the door in quick succession. Oh god, he just knocked on the door of Bowser. He heard footsteps booming toward the door. He started to imagine the worst possible outcomes.

'What if he burns me alive with one of his huge fireballs? What if he didn't like the paper and blames me and years me to shreds? What if he calls his minions?...wait. I can eat those. Mmmm, I hope he sends out his minions.' Yoshi thought.

What most people didn't know was that when Yoshis ate a character and then turned them into an egg, it was actually a pleasurable feeling. It was like if some human bumped their junk into something and they start getting turned on even though there is no sexual contact whatsoever.

The steps were getting louder, which broke Yoshi out of his thoughts. He saw the door slowly begin to open. He saw the large, clawed hand that was pushing open the door. It was definitely Bowser himself who was getting the paper. Yoshi cringed as Bowser opened the door as wide as it would open. He could definitely understand why Mario always had such a hard time with him.

He was absolutely powerful in every way, but he was a little shorter than Yoshi had thought. Instead of being this huge monster, he was about a 5' 8" monster. This lightened Yoshi's fear a little, but he still looked angry.

"What are you doing here?" he boomed.

"Hello, sir, Mr. Bowser, sir. I'm here to give you the paper...sir," answered Yoshi through stutters of fear.

"Hmph," Bowser said as he looked down on Yoshi. This poor creature was scared to death. That was just his he liked things. Maybe he'd have a little fun with this Yoshi. He absolutely loved torturing people mentally as well as physically. He thought he'd take this little guy inside and show him around. Just to see how freaked out he'd get.

"Alright, then," he continued as he snatched the paper from Yoshi's hands, "how's about I show you around the castle. I have some new weapons I'd love the rest of the mushroom kingdom to know I have. And you'll be the first to know. I certainly love to keep everybody informed on how I'm going to kill them next." Bowser informed in an evil manner.

This was exactly what Yoshi was afraid of, but I'd he didn't do it, who knows what would happen!

"Follow me inside," said Bowser with a grin on his face. He may site him around the castle a little, but he hasn't had any sexual relief lately. And his fat fetish needed a good, fat fuck because he hasn't had one since last month when he fattened up that koopa.

Yoshi gulped loudly. This wasn't going to be fun at all.