I do not own D.Gray-Man! (I wish that I did)

The characters belong to Hoshino Katsura!

Chapter 1:

"Damn! This is one fucking mountain to climb!" I swore as I reached the top. "Who in their right minds put their headquarters here?" I strode toward the building in a bad mood.

"Stop" came a voice. I looked around and saw a flying golem. "State your purpose."

"I am here to see Lee Komui." I replied, "I believe he got a letter of introduction from General Winters saying I was coming."

"Name?"

"Angelica Felagund."

"Allow the gate to examine you." Lights shown down on me.

"She's clear" The gate said. What the fuck? Did the gate really just talk? Then the gate opened. I walked in to see a girl walking up to me.

"Hi!" She said, "I'm Lenalee Lee-"

"Yeah, whatever," I cut her off, "Just take me to Lee Komui."

She seemed taken aback but didn't argue. She led me down a couple of flights to a man who was wearing a white beret. He turned when he saw us coming.

"Hello Angel-"

"Call me Tiny," I cut into his words "Everyone does. I like Tiny better too."

Very well, Tiny, you can call me Komui." Komui began again. "Might I ask where your innocence is?"

"Inside me."

"Can you activate it so that I can take a look?" He asked. I activated my innocence.

Komui stared.

"Nothing happened." He stated. "Are you sure you have innocence?"

"Only one way to explain it." I said and touched the door leading to a hallway. It shattered.

"This way." Komui said quietly. I followed him. We entered a room where there were 5 people sitting on chairs high above us.

"Hevaleska," Komui turned to someone behind me. "This is one is a little different than the rest. Be careful with her."

Something white and shiny grabbed me and turned me around so that I was facing...Something...I had no clue what it was. I didn't like it. I didn't like the tentacles wrapping around me- constricting me- binding me- chaining me. Activate innocence!

"Please don't be frightened." The THING spoke...The thing SPOKE "I won't hurt you. I just want to see your synchronization level."

"The hell," I said, "Why the fuck should I believe you?"

"Because, I too, am an exorcist." It said, then lowered its head to mine. I don't like it; I don't like it, not one little bit!

"Synchronization level 2 percent...30 percent...45 percent...60 percent...77 percent...89 percent...97 percent" It let go of me.

"97 percent huh?" Komui said, helping me to my feet. "Almost a General. Follow me."

We left the room and walked down the corridors. He showed me the dinning hall, the library, the lounge and then we got to a corridor with doors that all looked the same. We stopped in front of one.

"This will be your room." Komui said, "If you need anything just ask-"

"Brother!" The girl from before appeared. "What are you doing? You have work to do! Reever is really mad at you!"

"But Lenalee" He whined "I was just helping her"

"That's my job." She said sternly "And yours requires you in your office so that Allen can give you a report about his mission."

I entered the room assigned to me. There was a bed, a desk, a closet and a stained glass window. Why in the name of sanity did I agree to this? There was a knock on the door and it opened. The girl, Lee, stood there.

"Would you like to go to dinner?" She asked.

"After you." I replied. I followed her out of my room and into the hallway.

"I am so glad another exorcist joined us-we aren't very many," we turned a corner. Someone was walking ahead of us.

"Kanda!" Lee shouted. The person turned. We caught up to...him? people these days... you don't know if their male or female... like I'm one to talk..."Kanda this is Angeli- Tiny" Lee corrected herself with one look at me. "She's just become an exorcist too."

"Well, technically I was an exorcist before; I just officially became one after I joined the black order. Really, Lee, I'm disappointed." I pouted in a really cute way. Lee laughed.

"I'm sorry, you're right. Oh and my name is Lenalee not Lee."

"But I like Lee." I said giving her puppy eyes "everyone else will be calling you Lenalee and I don't want to call you what everyone else calls you. I'm different."

"Do you have to call me Lee?" She asked, as we continued walking "It sounds so formal."

"Then can I call you Cookie?" I asked.

"Cookie?" She said looking at me like I was crazy.

"Yeah! Cookie- because your sweet like one!" I said smiling. Lenalee smiled with me.

"Sure!" We got to the dinning hall.

"Oh! A new recruit!" A man with sunglasses said from inside a... Well it looks like a prison..."I am Jerry! I'm the cook! And I can make anything you ask for!"

"Really?!" I said excited. I didn't eat the best of the food with General Winters. "Then I'll take an Antricot 500 gram steak M.R with mashed potatoes, green beans, rice, chille, two grilled chicken breasts, curry, Ceaser salad with thousand island dressing and stew."

"It seems we've found another parasitic type exorcist." A red head said. He had a green bandana on his head and an eye patch over one of his eyes. The other was a startling emerald green. Oh, and he had a big stupid smile on his face. Behind him was an old man.

"This is Tiny" Lee said "She just joined today."

"Wow finally an exorcist younger than me." The guy with white hair said. I took a closer look...holy mother of Christ!

"You're not an old man?!" It was more of a statement than a question.

"No." He said understandingly. "I'm 15"

"15?" I stared at him "you're 15? You have got to be fucking kidding me."

"Hey now," Jerry said, "Kids shouldn't curse." here we go again "Your foods ready." He said handing it to me. "Wait a few years before you start cursing. Wait till your Allen's age at least."

"Thanks" I said taking my food "and I've passed Allen's age." I sat down at a table.

"So you've passed Allen's age?" The red head said sitting in front of me. The boy named Allen (who was carrying a tray as big as mine) sat next to me; Lee sat next to the red head and called Kanda over. "By the way, I'm Lavi." The red head said extending a hand. But I, being in the middle of eating, didn't shake it. "So how old are you?" he asked unfazed. Allen was eating his food too. He must be used to him doing things like that...

"17"

"Really?" He said amazed "You don't look 17. Aren't you a little small?"

"Why do you think I'm called Tiny?"

"Good point."

"There's the new recruit!" Someone yelled. Suddenly there were 10 people around us.

"Here's your uniform!" A man with glasses said. I glanced at it.

"Hell no." I said returning to my food.

"Why not?" He sounded like he was going to cry.

"You really think," I said turning to him "That I'm gonna wear a mini skirt? And what's up with the jacket? I don't want to freeze!"

"I'm sorry," The guy said looking down "I didn't mean to offend. It's just that it's the standard uniform for females. You can see that Lenalee is wearing one."

"Yeah well, Cookie can wear one. She looks good in it and she has boot's that cover most of her legs so that they don't freeze and fall off of her. But that thing ain't going on my dead body."

"And I thought Kanda was rude." Red said.

"I'm not rude. I'm honest." I told him getting up "There's a big difference between the two Red."

"My name's Lavi."

"Uh-hu. Right." I turned to the man with glasses. "Show me all your uniforms and I'll pick one." I told him and followed him out of the dinning hall.