Author's introduction-
Hello! Hello! Welcome to my studio! Hey wait, that's not right… (looks at flashcards that have pictures of chocolate milk, paddleball, and sugar on them) Good morning starshine, the Earth says, "Hello!" (copyright from Charlie and the chocolate factory and Kelt.) Hmm… ah, well not important… I'm bloomacncheez as you know… and I will be showing you what you didn't see in Friends or more? Mwahahaha… Ahem. Most of these are episodes that were already seen but I've re-written them. So, here ya go…
World Wide Wabbit
One afternoon as the four new friends were hanging out together, Frankie came up to Mac and Bloo with a very special task.
"Hey, can you two interview our friends for the web? It would sure help a lot," Frankie said.
"Sure, Frankie," Mac smiled.
"No problem, Frankerino," Bloo said smoothly. After interviewing Coco, Wilt, Eduardo, Hairy (Don't ask), and the others, Mac wanted to interview Mdme. Foster.
"Bloo, it will take ten seconds, I promise," Mac swore (in a good way.)
"One… two … three…" Bloo counted impatiently. But then Bloo looked through the crack of Madame Foster's door and Mac who was taping something through it wide-eyed. "Hey, is that Mr. Herri…"
"Shh!"
"Oh, you remember, you used to do it for me when I was a little girl," Madame Foster said sweetly.
"You mean…" Mr. Herriman started…
Later…Mac and Bloo roared with laughter at what they had just taped.
"Did you get the whole thing?" Bloo giggled.
"Hold on… YEAH! WE DID!" Mac squealed. They laughed until they had to breathe some before talking.
"Let's show it to Frankie!" Bloo suggested.
"No! We can't! It would make Mr. Herriman…" but before Mac could finish, Bloo grabbed the video camera and zoomed off laughing like a madman. "No! Stop! Bloo, come back!" But Bloo reached Frankie's room before Mac could catch him.
"Frankie! Frankie! Hey Frankie look what Mac did!" he squealed.
"Bloo! Shut up!" Mac screamed as he football tackled Bloo to the ground.
"I'm sorry! But that is not okay!" Wilt shrieked.
"Hey, quit fighting! I'm sure it's not that bad," Honey assured them.
"It's incredible!" Bloo laughed.
"No it's not! It's nothing!" Mac lied.
"It sure doesn't sound like nothing," Frankie said suspiciously.
"It's amazing!"
"No it's not!"
"It's hilarious!"
"No it's- oh wait, yeah it is…" Mac said correcting himself.
"Come on, Mac, it can't be all bad," Frankie said.
"Guys I don't…" Mac started.
"PLEASE?" they all begged.
"I'm not…"
"Please, Mac?" Tessa pleaded batting her eyes. Mac thought a second.
"Okay, I guess…" he finally gave in. Frankie popped the disk in and it started up.
"Oh, you remember, you used to do it for me when I was a little girl," Madame Foster said sweetly.
"You mean…" Mr. Herriman started…
Hippity hoppity skippity prancity
My tail's quite waggy and my ears are quite floppity
I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity!
Sing Funny Bunny to sweet little girl!
(bing!)
About 2 hours later…Everybody just gaped at the screen. Honey's jaw was so wide open that you could probably fit a melon in there. Then after a couple seconds everybody (yes everybody including Mac despite himself) roared with laughter.
"Hippity hoppity WHAT?" Honey cried.
"I'm sorry but that was so funny!" Wilt squealed.
"I told you! Didn't I tell- ow my side- oh I don't care!" Bloo shrieked in laughter.
"It hurts! It hurts!" Frankie stammered clutching her side.
"AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOPPITY!" Tessa quoted hardly able to breathe.
"What the…" Eduardo squealed unable to say anymore.
"Cococococococococo!" Coco squawked. (Um, no clue what she said.)
The following day…Mac and Tessa walked into Foster's giggling about the "Funny Bunny" clip. But when they found Bloo and Honey, their grins faded.
"BLOO! What are you doing?" Mac yelled.
"Umm… nothing," Bloo lied.
"You're not downloading that clip onto the Internet are you?" Tessa growled.
"Maybley…" Honey giggled.
"Maybley notley…" Bloo giggled. Then Honey and Bloo broke into peals of laughter. While the two of them staggered over, Tessa went to see what they were putting up.
"Poot Bunny? Easter Bunny? Funny Bunny? Lord of the Bunnies?" Tessa stopped and looked at the next one more closely, "Chocolate Bunny?" Bloo and Honey only laughed harder. Suddenly Mr. Herriman ran into the room with a paranoid look on his face. He grabbed Honey and squealed,
"They're after me! Hide me! If you like me at all hide me!" With that Honey kicked him out to a bunch of reporters who were obsessed with the Funny Bunny clip. Mac just stared at Honey for a second.
"Dude, you really do hate him don't you?" he said finally.
"Duh," Honey protested and she took a picture of Herriman being carried away by the crowd. Then she pulled a scrapbook out of nowhere and put it in. Tessa shook her head in embarrassment.
Well, that's the end of the first one. I know, short and stupid but the others get better. Keep posted! (Yeah I know I messed the "Funny Bunny" song up but it was close right?) Next up is Partying is such sweet soiree