Author's note: This is my first fan fiction, but not my first story, so please review and be as harsh as you want, all reviews are welcome and help me improve on the future chapters. This first chapter is short, and I think the second will be shorter, but after that I plan on them being slightly longer.

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Chapter 1

"He's doing it again."

Darcy turned around to face her friend, taking in Jane's almost pained look.

"Who is doing what?"

"Thor." Jane hissed out in a low tone as said God walked into the room to find them whispering in the corner. "He is trying to be all romantic and the hallmark version of a gentleman."

"Ahh, I see." Darcy turned from her friend to face the giant man in question. "Thor, have you been talking to Tony again about relationships?"

The blonde man blushed slightly, looking down at the smaller women before him. After a few moments pause he nodded his head.

"Do you remember what happened last time you did that? Jane and I thought you had been going crazy because you were trying so hard to be what you aren't."

"Well…I will admit I was quite drunk last night with Tony and may have asked a few things. For the sake of the matter, he was quite drunk himself."

Darcy stepped up on tip toe and hugged the Thor for a moment, he was always honest and you could read his emotions easily on his features. She pulled away and met his bright blue eyes that always seemed to be smiling at her.

"Well just remember from now on to stay away from the topic of relationships with Tony, unless it is about pepper, then you have permission to tell him just how perfect she is for him, everyone can see it." Jane walked up beside Darcy and wrapped her arm around Thor's waist, pulling him close.

"Thank you Darcy, I shall try to remember that next time we get together." He turned to Jane, the secret smile that was just for her spreading across his face. "How are you today?"

"Better than I was last night when you stumbled into my room declaring your love for me and then passing out on the floor." Jane chuckled and Thor blushed bright red before letting out a small chuckle. They both forgot Darcy was right in front of them.

"Alright, well I better go see if Tony is alright, peppers gone for the week and Tony always drinks too much for his own good." She said this as she backed away, snagging her coat from a nearby chair and heading for the door. She received no answer from the couple staring at each other.

The door closed with a soft click as Darcy stepped into the frigid winter air. It was times like this that Darcy missed New Mexico, the transition to Manhattan with Jane and Eric had been an easy one in the middle of the summer, but the winter was colder then she had expected and the snow seemed to never stop falling.

Darcy blew into her hands as she made her way to the sidewalk. Walking to Stark Tower was faster than sitting through the heavy traffic, plus S.H.I.L.D. had made sure that the house she and Jane lived in was close to their headquarters and also to Tony's ego stroking monstrosity of a home and office.

Quickly making her way the few blocks to the tower she was buzzed inside and let upstairs to the top floor, a quick warning from the man behind the desk told her everything she need to know.

Tony was drunk, and he wasn't alone.

Darcy tapped her foot impatiently as the elevator lifted her higher and higher into the tower. Finally the door chimed and opened into the penthouse. Tony was sprawled half on/ half off the back of the couch, a bottle of scotch in hand and he was laughing at something the man sitting in front of him had said.

Darcy stepped forward and made her way around to the couch, neither man seeing her until she was right next to them. She paused when she saw who was sitting crossed legged on the floor, another bottle of liquor in his hand. His long black hair and bright green eyes the first to register in her mind. Her eyes traveled the length of his body before she could stop them, taking in his tall frame, strong arms, and large shoulders.

Slowly her brain began to function again, pointing out that she was starring. She cleared her throat and forced her stare over to Tony, who was lifting the bottle to his lips. Darcy's arm snaked out and snatched the bottle away.

"Darcy?" Tony's words were slurred together, letting her know just how drunk he was. He reached a hand out to take the bottle back but she took a step back, the bottle disappearing behind her back. He tried to sit up but ended up sliding the rest of the way to the floor. "Give it back."

"No, you're done. How are you supposed to function as Iron Man if you're drunk? Fury would kick my butt if I let that happen, not to mention how pepper would react if she saw you now."

"Are you going to tell?" Tony gave a soft groan and flipped over onto his back, his eyes wide and child-like.

"Only if you fight me in this." Darcy placed the bottle on a low table and reached down to help the older man to his feet. "We're getting you into bed and you are going to stay there and sleep until I say you can get up, alright?"

All she got in reply was a mumble and tony placed most of his weight onto her shoulder. Slowly they made their way to his bedroom. She tossed Tony onto the bed and arranged the covers around him, being careful not to hit the glowing piece in this chest. "Good night Tony."

He was already deeply asleep.

Darcy closed the door softly and made her way back to the living area of the floor. The other man was now behind the bar, placing the bottle back on the shelves.

"What are you doing here letting him drink that much?"

The man ignored her and continued to stare at the bottle, his usual smirk gone from his face.

"Loki."

"I was having a surprisingly good time until you showed up and acted just like pepper would have." Loki turned to face Darcy, his eyes bright and his smirk set in place. He knew the jibe would get to her.

Darcy glared at Loki. She liked Pepper, a lot, but she could be way to strict no just with Tony but everyone. "You know full well that Pepper would have yelled or freaked out." Darcy thought she saw Loki swaying slightly as he stood looking at her under hooded eyes.

"Loki, are you drunk?"