Hello readers, as you can see, my warriors truth or dare show is back and better than ever. I am so sorry that this suddenly went kaput and I promise it will never go anywhere again. Hope you like the revival of Warriors truth or dare.
Disclaimer: I do not own warriors or anything except this story.
In the set for warriors truth or dare, which looks like it's from the 22nd Century, Lightningstar is going mad because she hasn't got anything to do other than play chess with herself
After losing to herself for the 40th time, Lightningstar screeches in frustration. "Aaaahhh! There's nothing to do, if I don't get something to do, I will go all out nuts!"
A second cat next to her, who has white fur and oddly red eyes, pats Lightningstar on the back soothingly, "Lightningstar calm down".
"You calm down!" Lightningstar screams at Riversong before starting to bang her head on the desk until Moonclaw calms her down by giving her a whack on the head with her hammer, unfortunately this causes her to fall off her seat.
"Thanks Moonclaw, you're a real pal" Meows Lightningstar sarcastically as some teeth fall out. She then gets back up on her seat.
"Uuh, guys, we're rolling" a Black and white tom calls from beyond the audience.
Lightningstar, who miraculously got her teeth back then starts to turn on him, "Nightfang, will you please just shut u-oh my Starclan!" before realising the camera is on and she starts making herself comfortable and putting her paws in front of her like a news reporter. "Welcome to the Warriors truth or dare show, as you can see we are making a dare show and I hope you enjoy it. So uh…" Just then, Riversong randomly pops up right in front of the camera, scaring Nightfang and giving us a big scare because of her red eyes. She then starts screaming into the camera lens.
"ANYWAY! ! We are about to bring out our first cat to dare, so please welcome Breezepelt"
As Riversong is ranting into the camera, Moonclaw and Solarfur drag out Breezepelt by his hind legs and tail as he whines like a two year old girl and tries to drive his claws into the chromatised granite ground.
"OMS Breezepelt I love you!" screams another cat who sits next to Riversong, called Lightsong as she is jumping off her seat and running towards Breezepelt screaming "BREEZY! ! !"
Breezepelt yelps and tries to run before he gets caught on the tail by Lightsong. "Owww! ! GET OFF MY TAIL! ! !
"NO YOU ARE MINE FOREVER! ! !" Screams a gone insane Lightsong as she is glomping Breezepelt. Suddenly Lightsong is wrestled off of Breezepelt and dragged away by Moonclaw as she laughs maniacally.
"So anyway uh where were we? Oh yes, sit him down" Lightningstar commands Moonclaw and Solarfur. They wrestle him down and sit him in what looks like a comfortable version of the electric chair, with straps and all. They then strap him in.
"Well, I'm doomed." Breezepelt mews irritably.
Riversong adds, "That you are" before giving one of her evil laughs, and you lot thought Lightsong was insane.
Breezepelt suddenly starts bawling "SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS CRAZY PLACE! I'M BEGGING YOU!" and starts breaking down and crying like a baby. Everyone in the studio either looks at him like WTS (what the Starclan?) or a startled expression as he started bawling so suddenly.
"Right, anyway first dare." Lightningstar starts as if nothing ever happened. She looks at the piece of paper before laughing hysterically. When she stops she adds "Is to act like Firestar, ginger pelt, green eyes, and the lot.
Breezepelt then starts screaming in horror and tries to run out of the exit but Solarfur catches him first by his tail. Breezepelt then starts screaming cuss words and "there is no way I am going to imitate that **** kittypet, NEVER!"
Lightningstar adds sternly, "Either you do it or get shocked, your choice, and stop swearing, this has a strict no swearing policy."
Breezepelt knowing that he can't win an argument, yet alone with Lightningstar, gives in. "All right fine, I'll do it."
Lightningstar then starts commanding Moonclaw and Solarfur while clapping her paws. "Excellent! Moonclaw, Solarfur, spray paint, contacts, STAT! ! !"
Moonclaw and Solarfur drag Breezepelt backstage and fit green contact lenses and spray paint him orange before using their artistic skills to make Breezepelt look more like Firestar. Once they are done, Breezepelt looks exactly like Firestar.
Breezepelt starts talking but not before giving the three hosts one of his signature death glares. "Hello, I am Firestar; I am leader of thunderclan although I was once a kittypet…"
"Worst imitation ever Breezepelt" The real Firestar appears out of nowhere in a judging panel just like one of those from Britain's got Talent and America's got Talent and presses the buzzer. He and the panel disappear to wherever they were before.
"Moving on" Lightningstar mews like nothing ever happened.
Riversong gets Breezepelt by the tail and pulls him toward her. "Has anybody got wet wipes?"
"What type?" Mews Lightningstar.
"Umm" Riversong reads the label on the spray paint before shouting down "Extra absorbent."
Lightningstar tosses up a pack of extra absorbent wet wipes to Riversong and she wipes off all the orange spray paint.
Lightsong meows "Oooh can I read the next dare?"
Lightningstar tosses the dare sheet to Lightsong reluctantly to Lightsong, who clears her throat "Anyway, the next dare, Breezepelt, you must tell Hollyleaf that you are her father."
"No way, she'll kill me"
"That's your problem then." Lightsong adds nonchalantly.
"B b but I thou…" before he can finish he gets teleported to the cave in which Hollyleaf is.
"Oh no, where am I?" Breezepelt is in total darkness with only his eyes visible. Suddenly he sees another pair of eyes coming at him.
"Hey, who's there?" A female voice echoes through the black cave. "Breezepelt, is that you?"
Breezepelt sighs before telling her "Hollyleaf… I am your father."
And what happens next, well, let's just say that you are lucky it's dark and you can't see this and all you can hear is screeching and what seems to be a chainsaw running. When he comes back through the door, he is mangled beyond recognition.
"Breezepelt you're back!" Lightsong mews cheerfully. Breezepelt just groans in agony and faints.
"Stop complaining you still have 2 more dares to do!" Lightningstar screeches at him.
"Only two? Whoopee! ! !" He then starts running around in circles and laughing maniacally with his paws in the air before Moonclaw starts whacking him with her hammer.
"Okay the next dare is for you to jump off the empire state building 3 times" Riversong adds.
Breezepelt sighs and mutters "Starclan please save me" as Riversong teleports him to the top of the empire state building.
Halfway through falling down, he starts muttering before landing with an ear-splitting crack.
"Wow, that must have really hurt." Lightningstar mutters sarcastically while writing something.
"Oh Starclan not again! !" He lands again with that same ear-splitting crack.
"Instant replay" Lightsong randomly shouts in front of the camera.
Okay seriously do we really need to go through this again?
"I ain't gonna bother this time" Breezepelt sighs and screams weakly, then lands with… never mind.
Obviously concerned Lightsong asks, "Are you sure he is okay?"
"No, but he is now" Lightningstar gestures to the door where Breezepelt is growling.
"Well only one more left." Breezepelt nonchalantly meows. Obviously Breezepelt really wants to get this over with.
"Right Breezepelt, what type of food makes you insane?" Lightningstar asks.
Breezepelt answers "Strawberries dipped in chocolate".
Lightningstar gasps in amazement "I love them, they are the best food ever, a combination of healthy and unhealthy…" Lightningstar didn't get to finish her sentence because she got knocked out with Solarfur's tranquiliser.
Solarfur then starts explaining why he knocked her out. "Believe me, you'll thank me later. Lightningstar has this tendency to ramble on about her favourite foods, etc., you get what I mean."
He and Moonclaw go backstage and come back in with a gigantic chocolate fountain, they start it up, then dip about 20 unusually big strawberries in the chocolate, then serve them up to Breezepelt, and then they along with the rest of the crew start dipping pretzels and different berries in the chocolate.
"Now eat them" Lightningstar, who has just woken up orders Breezepelt.
Breezepelt, now in a feeding frenzy, eats them all up in one big gulp, then starts singing the Spiderman theme song, crawls up onto the walls, then the ceiling and starts swinging on the wires.
"Hey get down from there!" Lightsong screeches as he swings from wire to wire, accidentally detaching the power to the lights. Then the lights go out.
"I LOVE MY LITTLE PONIES!" Breezepelt shrieks as he is dangling from the ceiling.
"Wha…?" Lightningstar asks, confused.
"What in the name of…" Just as Riversong is about to swear Lightsong and Solarfur stuff about 10 strawberries down her throat. Unfortunately this causes her to start choking and Solarfur hands her a bottle of water, she drinks it and stops choking.
"THAT'S IT, BREEZEPELT GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT SO BAD THAT EVEN STARCLAN WILL BE CRINGING! ! ! !" Lightningstar absolutely screeches at the top of her voice which not only causes everyone to go temporarily deaf but also causes the studio to shake. Breezepelt shakily comes down from the wires which Nightfang is now connecting the wires back in the sockets and runs to the exit; unfortunately Lightningstar grabs his tail and pulls him back. The lights then come back on.
Lightningstar then begins "And that concludes this episode of Warriors truth or dare, see ya everybody. Tune in next week where our guest will be Jayfeather." Lightningstar concludes the episode with her cute face before finally letting go of a screeching Breezepelt and looks on baffled as he runs through the door swearing about his tail.
Allegiances
Hosts
Lightningstar: a pure black she cat with ice blue eyes. She is the sister of Iceheart, the main host of this show's sister show Warriors Supernatural. She is fun but easily irritated or freaked out, she sometimes loves to goof off and just do whatever she wants at the most awkward of times. She can sometimes be strict when dealing with serious situations and sometimes just downright silly when she's not. She has a tranquiliser and a 22nd century plasma gun as her weapons. (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Riversong: a pure white she cat with evil red eyes. She is Lightningstar's best friend but sometimes freaks even her out. She sometimes freaks out Lightningstar on purpose, she is insane, funny and sometimes psycho as she got subjected to radiation from a meteor, which made her insane. When insane she sometimes runs around in circles screaming random things like "I LOVE BASIL BRUSH!" or "DOVEWING WILL RULE THUNDERCLAN FOREVER WHOO!" (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Lightsong: A very pretty silver tabby with amber eyes, she loves watching other cats suffer and get tortured, she is caring and friendly or sometimes when in a very bad mood sadistic and malevolent to other cats except for Lightningstar. She hates Nightfang when he is hitting on Lightningstar, as she refers to him as a mousebrained nub and that he isn't good enough for her. (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Producer/techie
Nightfang: A black tom with white paws and chest, he is an expert with the sound system although he tends to accidentally press one or two wrong buttons and then everything goes wrong. Nightfang loves Lightningstar and tries to make her go out with him, he also loves reading Warriors but that's probably a suck up to Lightningstar. (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Security
Moonclaw: A tabby she cat with pale blue eyes that reflect the moon when gazing into the night sky. She likes it when she gets to clock other cats but only when they have done something wrong. Her weapon is a sledgehammer. (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Solarfur: A red tabby tom with forest green eyes, he is Moonclaw's mate and he will do anything for her. He even jumps off a cliff sometimes and leaves Moonclaw absolutely bursting out with laughter. His weapons are a chainsaw and tranquiliser. (Lightningstar of Leafclan)
Well, what did you think? That was my first episode of Warriors truth or dare. And I'm so sorry but truths and dares are only available on PM now. And they are not available at all until I have caught up to where I left off. Anyways, I hoped you enjoyed the reformatted version and until I next post, see ya'll later.