I Have a Question
"Kowalski?"Private asked waddling up to Kowalski.
"Yes Private?" Kowalski replied not taking his eyes off the paper he was writing on.
"What`s sex?" Private asked.
"Well… uh... I`ll tell you when you're older," Kowalski said.
"Ok," Private said, disappointed. He left the base. He spotted Skipper coming out of the water.
"Skippa?" Private asked.
"What?" Skipper said.
"What`s sex?" He asked. If Kowalski wouldn't tell him maybe Skipper would.
"I`ll tell you when you're older," Skipper said.
Once again disappointed he hoped out of the habitat. Why doesn't anyone tell me anything? He wondered. Deciding that Marlene probably wouldn't tell him and the lemurs well… Private didn't want to know what Julian thought of sex. He didn't understand Rico enough to ask him. I got it. He thought to himself.
That night Private opened his eyes. Getting out of his bed he hoped up the ladder. Hopping up on the zoo fence he looked at the park. Jumping down into the park he headed to the pond.
At the pond he looked in the bushes for a foxhole. Finally finding it he stepped in. Falling into a living room with a flat screen a couch and a bar type kitchen. On the couch was a gray she-cat.
Private poked her. Faith was always how he got information the other wouldn't give him. Mostly because- as Faith put it- he would find out eventually, then tell him whatever it was he wanted to know.
Faith opened her eyes and yawned. "Sup Priv?" she asked. She had nicknames for the animals in the zoo so there was no arguing with her.
"Faith, what`s sex?" he asked his question, hoping Faith would tell him. Faith got up off the couch.
"How come I knew this question was coming eventually?" Faith asked, slightly amused. "Sit down kid," Faith said, pointing to the bar. She went behind the counter to face him.
"Want a drink? I have some good German beers," Faith asked.
"I`m 13," Private said.
"Point? Your asking what damn sex is. If you know what the word mean you should be able to handle a drink," Faith said.
"Ok, one," Private said. Skipper would kill him if he found out what he was doing. Faith poured him a glass.
"Ok, so you want to know what sex is," Faith said. Private nodded. "Well, it's when to people love each other and they want to I guess show it they have sex. Normally the boy is on top but there are many different ways to engage in sexual intercourse."
"So, what do you do when you do it?" Private asked. More questions in his head.
"Um… different things. Thrusting, kissing in some positions," Faith explained.
"What can it cause?" Private asked, amazed that he wanted to know more about it.
"For females. Pregnancy. For males. Getting stuck as a father to a child that you don't want. In some cases. Sometimes animals have sex to get pregnant. Depends," Faith said.
"Ok, thanks Faith," Private said. Finally someone answered his question.
"Anytime kid," Faith said. Private finished his drink and left her home.
Back at base he climbed into bed, his mind whirling with thought of his latest discovery.
This is so naughty, XD. I`m ashamed. This should be rated M I know. Whatever. R&R if you want.