Summary: Luna becomes editor of the Hogwarts news paper. Things seem a bit too dull and Luna has nothing to write about, so Ginny decides to stir up some trouble...a bit AU because Dumbledore is still alive and stuff like that. DG and a hint of Blaise/Luna too.

AN: Okay, so I like this story a lot but I was having trouble after I wrote the tenth chapter, so I've decided that I'm going to rewrite it. The first chapters will most likely be pretty much the same for the most part. But the later chapters will probably be different. And besides there are a few issues I needed to work outthat didn't quite make sense.It makes me kind of sad because I've gotten the most response for this story, but I don't know how to finish it.Oh well.

Disclaimer: Even though my immense imagination has come up with many wonderful ideas, the characters and anything you recognize didn't come from me.

Chapter One: My Sidekick: The Stupid Git

Dear Diary,

Why is it that all my ingenious plans always fall to ruins? I am beginning to suspect I am being cursed...but who would be able to pull off such a complex curse?...hmm...I always knew 'Mione secretly had it in for me.

You might wonder whats gone wrong this time. Well, the problem is this: my sidekick is a stupid git. You see it all started this morning. Luna, Colin, and I were on our way to potions, shudder...snape, shudder...slytherins, shudder...when Luna started complainin about how ever since the first week of school( In case you don't remember, Harry killed Voldy then) the school paper hadn't been sold half as much because nothing interesting has been going on. Its completely out of character for Luna to complain. Plus it gets on my nerves. Unless I'm the one doing the complaining. In that case, I just wallow in self-pity.

But anyways, I came up with the brilliant idea of doing something outrageous once a week so Luna would have a big story for each issue. Luna then started thanking me with a huge smile in her face...which was also out of character for her and frankly, was starting to scare me. Now that I think about it, if Luna is acting anything other than weird its out of character. I don't mind it though. Its rather nice to have someone less sane than you are around sometimes.

At lunch earlier today Colin and I began to plot our first excursion. This was delayed however when Harry opened a rather large package- he's been getting a lot of fan mail ever since Voldy died- which turned out to be a completely naked middleaged witch. Harry didn't even wait for her to speak, but just ran out of the Great Hall screaming.

Really, the "Chosen One" can kill the darkest lord to have ever risen to power but is afraid of a naked witch with big ta-ta's? I always thought he was a bit touched in the head.

Needless to say, our concentration was blown so we waited until after dinner to concoct a plan. After much debating we came up with the perfect plot. Colin and I are going to sneak into the seventh year Slytherin's boy's dormitories and stun all of them. We're going to arrange them in compromising positions and Colin will take pictures, many pictures. Luna will then write an expose on the Secret Lives of Slytherins or the Scandolous Secrets of Slytherins, or something to that affect and it will have glorious pictures of Slytherins in all their glory.

Anyways, we were discussing the details and Colin started insisting that I dye my hair black for our mission because my vivid redness can be spotted anywhere, including the dank and depressing dungeons. I finally relented and let him change my beautiful red hair into black curly locks adn everything would be perfectly fine now. That would be if Colin hadn't gotten distracted halfway through.

Apparently Seamus had invited the witch with the big ta-tas up to the Gryffindor common room, where she proceeded to do a strip show. That's right boys and girls, she took off her wig to reveal a gloriously bald head. Colin spent the rest of the night throwing up. So I now have red and black hair. I would actually find it quite dashing if it didn't have to be black tomorrow for Colin's and my excursion.

Honestly, and Luna says there's nothing to write about.

Ginny

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