DISCLAIMER: The Slayers and all related characters are (c)... I can't quite remember. Nightmare is (c) NAMCO. Michelle Seyruun, Loki Ramone (the Orihalcom chimera), Marco Lavenadel (the Frost Dragonkin), Ken Yamada, Naruto Melheim, Barton Savage, Rina Metallium, Kristina Angelina Manticoreprincess Joandaedalus Feegusaph III a.k.a. Nny, Jimmy McAllen, Voltage and Cerverus Squeeks, are (c) myself and the rest of Dark Kingdom Entertainment.
A black armoured knight walked along a gravel road heading toward Zephilia. He had been walking for days and would be greatly releaved once he made it to his destination.
"Man, how much further is it?" the knight thought to himself, "It's been so long since I've seen Lina and Naga, I wonder if they remember me?"
"YAHHH!" WHAM! Without warning, a Chimera similar to Zelgadis wearing a trenchcoat landed on the knight after falling from nearly 200' up. "Never hitchhike on a dragon… ouch."
"Would you please get off of me."
"Oh, sorry about that." The Chimera said as he stood up to a height of about 7'1" tall, "By the way my name is Kristina Angelina Manticoreprincess Joandaedalus Feegusaph III."
"Uh... Can you repeat that?"
"But you can call me Nny."
As the knight tried to get up he quikly noticed something, "Why can't I move?"
"Oops." Nny picked up a small dagger that was stuck in the ground and put it in his trench coat, "Shadow-snap Dagger." the knight stood up and brushed himself off after straitening his spine.
"I'm Galda the dark knight, Pleased to meet you."
"So, where are you headed?"
"To visit an some old aquaintances."
"Mind if I tag along?" asked Nny with a smile.
"Only if you don't fall on me again." the knight retorted.
Dark Kingdom Entertainment
Proudly Presents A
'The Slayers' Fan Fiction
"The Slayers Chaotic"
Episode 01
"Reunions and Irritations"
Copyright (c) 2005-2006 Maneir Vadan Ikre
After walking for another three hours they finally made it to Zephilia (Note: Nny had been singing 'The Song That Never Ends' for two and a half hours).
"…And it goes on and on…"
"That's it, EXPLOSION ARRAY!" Confused? Well, it's been 10 years since Jeffery's Knighthood and Galda had taken it upon himself to learn some useful spells. "Finally, he shuts up!" he said in an enraged tone, "Well whad'ya know, I finally made to Zephilia!"
As Nny flew off into the distance, Galda could still hear him singing "…my friend. Some people started singing it…"
"I hope I don't see him again anytime soon." After saying that he saw Nny crash through the roof of a local restaurant. "... Just great."
After falling through the roof of the restaurant Nny stood up and looked outside only to see a waitress being chased by a flock of roast chicken, and a necromancer elf sitting at a table laughing his ass off.
"Wahahaha!" the elf continued to laugh maniacly
"What the..?" Nny said to himself in a confused tone.
"Get 'em away, get 'em away, EEEEK!" the waitress shrieked as she desperately tried to flee from the flock.
Off in the distance a fight was occurring, Nightmare (Soul Calibur 2) and a black chimera vs. a group of very unfortunate bandits. And one hundred feet away, two sorceresses were sitting at a table having lunch.
"It sure has been an eventful morning hasn't it Naga?" asked the red-headed sorceress.
"You said it." replied her dark-haired and well endowed friend.
Galda saw the red-head and as he went over to talk to her…
"Oh, this is the…"
"SHUT UP! Force Push!" Galda yelled as he knocked Nny two hundred feet strait into Nightmare.
"Galda!" Lina yelled in suprise as she chocked on he sandwich. Not that anyone really cares, but as these two were talking, off in the background Nightmare was using Nny as a baseball bat.
"Hello m'lady! It's been awhile hasn't it? Hell, I'm suprised that you even remeber me!"
"Some people are harder to forget about than others."
"Duck." said the dark-haired woman in a neutral tone of voice.
"Oh crap!" WHAM! Galda got hit by a 'home-run' bandit and was knocked out cold. The impact also knocked his helmet off.
Lina looked at the man who was now revealed to have long blonde hair. As she looked at him, a look of utter shock, awe and suprise came over her face, "Gourry?."
"HELP!" Yes, the chickens were still chasing the waitress... with a hysterical elf following close behind.
That night at Lina's home…
"Man, is it always like this?" Gourry asked as he held an icepack to his forehead.
"Pretty much." replied the once terrified waitress.
No wonder Lina never talks about home Gourry thought to himself. "So let me get
this strait, you're Luna, Lina's older sister?"
"That's me."
"And you're Lina's friend, and greatest rival,
Naga the White Serpent?"
"Correct."
"So, Gourry when were you going to tell me your little secret?" asked Lina. Gourry reacted very nervously to
this question.
"Well, um, you see…"
"Oh never mind, I'm just happy to see you again." she said as she hugged the injured knight.
"I'll explain everything later, I promise."
"So, what's for dinner?" Naga asked impatiently.
"Chicken and dumplings." replied Luna.
The next day (about 8:00am).
"What's that sound?" asked Gourry.
"Just the local drunks." Lina answred as Gourry looked out the window to see Nightmare, his Chimera ally Loki, Nny, and a frost-dragon-kin doing a "Who's Line" hoedown
"O ai-di-dai-di-dai…" they sang drunkily.
"Okay... this is a strange town you live in Lina."
"Tell me about it."
"Lina, can I talk to you in private." Gourry asked politley.
"Um, sure." Lina replied with a curious look on her face. Lina and Gourry walked to the town park to talk, and on there way they saw a woman, who looked shockingly like Naga, who was wearing a black trenchcoat talking to a squirrel.
"So you had something you wanted to tell me?"
"Yes, it's about my secret."
"Well, what are you waiting for?" Lina sked impatiently, "Tell me already!"
"I used it as a disguise to fool my enemies. As a "Warrior of Justice" you tend to gain quite a few of them!"
"But why hide yourself from me?" Lina asked, "I wasn't your enemy." At that moment the woman in black walked by.
"Why not?" the woman taunted, "Any sane person who knew who you were would have ran of screaming!"
"Can it, Michelle!" Lina replied.
"Well anyway, it was for my own good, at the time I was being hunted down by a Mazoku army and needed a way to hide until things died down a bit. And besides, I had never met you before! I didn't think you could be trusted."
"I see, so you were Galda the whole time... And yet, when we met again you came accross as a complete moron."
"Yeah, again, it was to fool my enemies."
"Well it sure fooled me!"
"Ah, there was something very important that I wanted to ask you." Gourry began to search through his pack for something...something that was no longer there, "Where is it? Wait a second... that bastard!"
"What, what happened?"
"That bastard Nny stole it, he stole the…" just then, Nny walked by counting a bag of gold.
"Man, that was some ring, I got 3000g for it!"
Ring? Lina thought to herself.
"You heartless bastard, you'll pay!" Gourry yelled before he started to chant under his breath, "ULTIMATE FIREBALL!" FOOM! Gourry deep fried Nny and took his bag of gold."I'll be right back Lina." Gourry assured her, "I just need to get something first."
"WAIT! W...were you, going... to propose to me?"
"Yeah." Gourry answered nervously, "However that asshole ruined the moment. I'll be right back with the ring, wait here!"
Gourry...
Ten minutes later...
"I got the ring back, now where was I…"
"Aw, how sweet." Nny taunted.
"MEGA EXPLOSION ARRAY!" Gourry and Lina casted the spell in unison and sent Nny flying!
And now for the other characters to enter the story...
Ken Yamada: Human, Rogue and Sorcerer
Barton Savage: Human, Sorcerer and Dragon Disciple
Jimmy McAllen: Elf, Rogue and part time annoyance
Voltage: Copper Dragon, Warrior and full time idiot
"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz…" they all sang merrily.
"LOOK OUT!" they heard someone yell from high above.
"What was that?" asked Ken. WHAM! A young woman about who was about 5' 4" tall, and could easily be described as a "cheap Lina recolour",
fell on Voltage.
"Pain!" Volatage yelled.
"Ma ha!" was Barton's only reply before...
"Where's my battle axe?" CLANG!Barton found the woman's axe... the hard way.
"...Ouchies." whimpered the Dragon Disciple after getting hit in the head by the 5' axe.
"Are you okay miss?" Jimmy asked as he leant the woman a hand.
"I'm fine. By the way, my name is Rina Metallium."
"My name is Jimmy McAllen, and these are my friends: Barton Savage, Ken Yamada and Voltage. What happened to you?"
"I was flying through the air when this freak in maroon armor put a sleep spell on me. Luckily I managed to wake up before I hit the ground."
"Lucky for you maybe." replied Voltage.
"At least you didn't get hit in the head with an 80 pound battle axe!" argued Barton.
"It only weighs 50 pounds." Rina corrected.
"That's not the point. It hurt like Hell!"
"Quit complaining," said Ken, "you'll live." at that moment, they all heard another voice from the heavens.
"This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend…" BOOM! Nny crashed to the ground at over 250 miles per hour creating a crater 60' in diameter (note: he had been flying through the air for about 20 minutes). He stood up in the center of the crated, "I'm okay, I think my spine has exploded, but I'm okay." and then collapsed.
"And I thought I was weird." commented Barton.
½ an hour later…
"I'm bored. Oh this is the song…"
Three days later, in Zephilia…
"...It just goes on and on my friend..."
"Don't you ever sleep?" asked Volatage, demanding an answer.
"What's sleep?" asked Nny as he took a drink from a one gallon jug marked "espresso" "Some people started singing…"
"Oh great, he's back!" said Gourry, his voice full of irritation
"Assistance!" yelled Lina.
"Freeze Bullet!" yelled Luna.
"…and they'll just keep on…" Luna's Freeze Bullet froze Nny solid.
"Thank you!" said Jimmy, "You saved us from three days of torment!"
"THREE DAYS?" Gourry said with horror, "Doesn't he sleep?"
Author's note: As you've probably noticed, Nny likes to sing too much for other people's sanity!