Kingdom Hearts: Mess Up Bonanza
Chapter One:
The Repeated Scenes
Sora: Am I going to regret this?
Author: If you weren't going to regret this, why would I be here?
Sora + Riku + Kairi: -.-
Scene Where Sora is Falling: Take One
'Simple and Clean starts'
Sora: HOLY $#&#! I'M FALLING! SOMEONE SAVE ME! THE MAIN CHARACTER DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE!
Director: You don't deserve to die...Yet!
Scene Where Sora is Falling: Take Two
'Simple and Clean starts'
Sora: Is anyone else wondering why I don't have a stuntman?
Director: No! Now shut up!
Scene Where Sora is Falling: Take Three 'I can count to Three!'
'Simple and Clean starts'
Sora 'singing horribly off key': When you walk AAAWWWAAAYYY, you don't hear me SSSAAAYYY, please, OOOHHH BBBAAABBBYYY don't GO! Simple and clean is the WWWAAAYYY you're making me FFFEEEEEELLL TONIGHT!
Director: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS MORON!
Scene Where Riku is in the Water Holding out His hand: Take One
Riku: Take My Hand.
Sora: I think you should move Riku.
Riku: Take My Hand!
Sora: But Riku!
'Sora points to the wave, but Riku ignores him'
Riku: TAKE MY-
'Riku gets hit by the wave and starts to drown'
Director: MEDIC!
Scene Where Voice Starts Talking to Sora: Take One
Voice: Step forward, can you do it?
Sora: Why should I listen to you?!
Voice: Just do it!
Sora: Last time I listened to the voices I burned down Riku's house.
'Director says something along the lines of moron'
Scene Where Voice Starts Talking to Sora: another #$&$ing take!
Voice: Step forward, can you do it?
Sora: I'll do it with style baby!
'Sora starts to Moon Walk about the room'
'Director is in the corner mumbling about a happy place'
Scene Where Sora Fights Darkside: Take One
'Sora walks off the last step, and then he looks back to notice all the steps are gone'
Sora: CRAP! I FORGOT MY WALLET!
'Director cries'
Scene Where Sora Fights Darkside: Take...your still watching?
'Sora's Shadow becomes huge'
Sora: Uhhh...
'Darkside giggles creepily'
Sora: Is that...MICHAEL JACKSON!
Director: If it'll get you to finish a scene, SURE!
Scene Where Riku and Sora Race: Take One...Wow two Take One's in a row!
'Riku and Sora race, Riku suddenly trips and Sora stops beside him'
Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!
'Riku goes to talk, but spits out sand instead'
Director: ...
Scene Where Riku and Sora Race: back to more then one take 'sighs'
'Riku and Sora race, Sora starts to take the lead but then gets tripped by Riku'
Riku: WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!
'Sora goes to talk, but spits out sand instead'
Riku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
'Sora stands up and pushes Riku'
Sora: I'm gonna KILL YOU!
Riku: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!
'Sora and Riku roll about on the floor kicking, punching and biting each other...'
Author: If you were all wondering...Sora was the one biting. O.o
Director: AUGH!
Scene Where the Raft is Named: seriously, why are you still here?
Sora: I WANT TO NAME IT "Windhigh"!
Riku: NO "Highwind"!
Kairi: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SLACKING AND GET SOME SUPPLIES!
'Riku and Sora shudder'
Riku + Sora: YES MA'AM
Scene where Riku throws paopu fruit to Sora: Two Take One's in a row...AGAIN!
Riku: Sora!
'Sora goes to catch paopu fruit but instead of a paopu fruit, it's a bowling ball'
Sora: OWIE!
'Sora falls into the water'
Scene Where Riku Throws Paopu Fruit to Sora: Dang Another Take Two...
Riku: Sora!
'Sora catches paopu fruit and then...'
Sora: hut hut hike!
'Sora runs at Riku and tackles him'
Director: One moron becomes two...
Scene where Sora battles Wakka: Take One
Sora: you're going dow-
'Gets hit with blitzball, throws ball back at Wakka'
Sora: you're going dow-
'Gets hit with blitzball, throws ball back at Wakka'
Sora: you're going dow-
'Gets hit with blitzball'
Sora: THAT'S IT!
'Continually whacks Wakka over the head with his wooden sword'
Sora: HOW YOU LIKE THAT JAMMACIN BOY!
Scene where Sora battles Tidus: Wow People Still Reading
'Tidus takes out a light saber instead of staff, while wearing Darth Vader mask'
'Sora looks at light saber'
Sora: shine-y
Tidus: Sora, I am your father.
Sora: shine-y
Tidus: …
Scene where Sora battles Selphie: 'Randomly waves'
Sora: I'm so going to win!
Selphie: really?
'3 hours later'
Kairi: where's Sora?
Selphie: he's around here somewhere
'Selphie laughs evilly'
Meanwhile…
'Sora is sitting in a crate with the words "First Class Transport to Fan Girl Paradise" '
Scene where Sora is battling Dark side: The Second Time...Duh
'Dark side comes out of ground'
'Sora sighs'
Sora: The horribly easy bosses really ReAlLy REALLY sucks…
Darkside: -.-
Author: A redo of my old story, so what do you guys think?