Tales of the Loud

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Lincoln lounged on the sofa, in nothing but his undies, reading comics without a care in the world. His sisters on the other hand...looked upon this with disgust...so they whispered among themselves...

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"Hey Lincoln! Mind if I join you!" Shouts Lynn, Lincoln turns around. And almost vomits! Lynn was only wearing her undies! "GAH! Lynn! What is wrong with you!?"

Lynn shrugs, "You looked like you liked reading in undies so much. I HAD to try it for myself." So she lies down, stretching herself out to read...and then Lincoln DID vomit.

"Hey! That looks like fun!" Shouts Leni as she strips down too, Lincoln vomits again.

"Room for one more?" Asked Luna as she joins them.

Lincoln continually vomits as all his older sisters strip and join him...

Lincoln glares, "Alright! That's enough! You seriously don't think I see through your scheme? It's obvious you want me to stop striping! well tough! I like this so I'm sticking to it!" And with that, Lincoln, head held high. Walks away-

Luan glares as he walks past her, "So you like stripping, huh?" She asks.

Lincoln nods, "You got it."

RIP!

"Then why not go ALL the way!?" Mocks Luan as she rips off his undies.

Lincoln just stands their shocked at the sheer audacity of what just happened, as are the other siblings..at first their disgusted by what they see...but then...they actually SEE Lincoln...and he is TINY!

They all laugh!

"Dang bro! Have you not grown up at all since you were a baby!? Your junk is as small as it was then! maybe MORE!" Mocked Luna.

"I feel sorry for Ronnie Anne, she'll be so disappointed!" Laughed Lori.

"MAN! I've seen girls with more balls then you 'dude'. "Teased Lynn.

"Uh, Lincoln? I thought you were my brother? You look more like a sister." Asked Leni confused.

"No wonder he spends so much time in the bathroom, with 'equipment' that small, it's a wonder it works at all!" Cackles Luan.

Humiliated, Lincoln runs away in tears...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!

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