Keroro sat patiently, waiting for tamama to finish speaking "so what do you think, gunso-san?" he asked, happy as usual. Keroro thought of what to say, he hadn't been paying much attention but for a different reason this time. I did listen enough to know what he said though he thought to reassure himself I think…
"Well… err..." the green frog hesitated, looking for words that wouldn't upset him. But as he was about to say his reply, a voice spoke before him "you didn't listen, did you keroro?" it was giroro; typical giroro keroro thought if I hesitate, it must mean I didn't listen, right?
"To be frank, I didn't listen to all of it" the sergeant replied "but I was thinking of that invasion plan I had thought of yesterday" he then added before giroro could speak again. "Sure you did keroro, stop making excuses" giroro snorted.
Keroro slammed his hand on the table, "I am not making excuse you annoying bastard!" keroro hissed angrily, giroro's face changed from an annoyed angry look to a shocked one. "Kururu sochou bring the gun out" he then ordered, kururu then took out a pink coloured gun it had a male and female symbol and a switch pointing to the female symbol.
"This is the 'gender nya-nya gun', ku, ku, ku" he said "taichou asked me to make a gun that did the same effect as that machine we made long ago ku, ku"
[Ah, does everyone remember (see episode 271 part 2) the strange machine that turns girls into boys for three hours?]
"I added a male to female mode to it ku, ku, ku "kururu added
"So what's the plan then" asked giroro, looking half interested "well, we all turn into girls" keroro replied.
Silence filled the room, "girls?" Tamama asked "I heard that girls have a great cuteness power ku, ku, ku" kururu explained "that's right," the sergeant added "so, does everyone agree?"
"Bastard, you think a plan like this works? Invasion isn't like that, these pekoponians needs to be our slaves, " giroro growled "I can't believe gunso-san didn't listen to me because he was thinking of plan that doesn't work" tamama complained in distrust "not only that it last for three hours ku, ku, ku" kururu reminded. "I don't really-" dororo started but he was cut off by keroro's angry voice "enough all of you!" he yelled "sure it's not one of the best plans but it's better than no plan at all!" he added "now stop your whining the four of you and just believe in me for once!".
"We believed in your stupid plans for too long already, and I've had it!" giroro yelled as he snatched the gun from kururu and pointed it towards keroro "g-gero!" the sergeant frog stammered "giroro gochou, what are you doing?!" he yelped "using your plan on you, bastard" the red frog replied "you'll see how stupid it will be!" he added as he pulled the trigger. "g-giroro gochou put the gun down! This is an order from you're leader and superior, you hear?" he ordered the corporal, who didn't seem to listen to keroro's orders.
"I don't listen to lazy and unworthy leaders, keroro" the red scared keronian said to him "grow up and maybe we'll listen!" he added.
Me? Unworthy, Who do you think you are?! Don't you think I try my best traitors! Keroro thought, but before he could think more the gun's rays had reached him.
"g-gero!" keroro screamed.
Keroro was unconscious, when suddenly he opened one eye and then the other.
[ gunso, you might wanna check your hat..]
"K-kero? My hat – de arimaska?" the green frog asked, startled and confused. Keroro then raised one of his hands to touch his hat, feeling something strange when he did. And as he did, he fell dead silent.