Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew

Funny story idea, this is after episode 19, the one where Lettuce turns into a mermaid.

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.:At the Mew Mew Café:.

Ichigo: Hey, guys

All: Hn?

Ichigo: You know how Lettuce turned into a mermaid in the water? Well, why aren't I a cat, Zakuro-san a wolf, and Pudding a monkey, and Mint a bird, since we all live on land?

Zakuro: Well, technically, Ichigo, monkeys live in trees and birds live in the air.

Pudding: So, if I go in a tree I'll turn into a monkey?

Zakuro: That's the idea.

Mint: But what about me? I jump all the time, but I'm still a person.

Zakuro: Maybe you need more time in the air.

Ichigo: So if we drop Mint from a plane, she'll turn into a bird?

All: (pictures Mint falling from plane and doing an egg-crash on the ground)

Mint: (sakes head wildly) I think I'm going to faint.

Zakuro: I don't think it works that way.

All but Mint, who still had her scared expression: (ponders)

Ichigo: What about us?

Zakuro: Maybe we need to be in our natural habitats?

Ichigo: But I go in woods all the time!

Zakuro: ….

Dude with long brown hair that works at Café comes in: And with that note, I will explain to you these new powers of yours.

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Short, random, but u gotta love it. xD I don't know the explanation yet, cuz I just finished 19… so this is a between/alternate happening. ' Reviews and/or favorites get cake!