This is my first try at writing something like this, ever! Any kind of feedback or suggestions would be appreciated! Thank you :)
(Obviously not canon)
The scene is set on Dangan Island. The remaining survivors (beginning chapter 3) found out that Gundham Tanaka`s birthday is coming up, so they arrange a surprise party for him. Ibuki, Hiyoko and Nekomaru are at the music venue, while everyone else is in the dining hall.
The scene starts with Tanaka arriving at the the dining hall in the old building after receiving a letter:
As Tanaka opens the door to the dining hall, he is greeted by complete darkness. Feeling unsure about the whole situation, he decides to leave, but just as he is about to close the door, all of the lights turn on:
Everyone: SURPRIIISE!
Tanaka: AAAAAAH!
After hearing Tanaka`s startled scream, everybody became silent for a bit, the atmosphere became awkward very quickly.
Tanaka: Fuhahaha! As expected, my shout of destruction utterly shattered the souls of you mere mortals.
Soda: Shout of destruction my ass, he totally screamed like a little girl just now.
Tanaka: I expected this to be a trap, but for everyone to combine their might in order to extirpate me: the Great Dark Lord Gundham Tanaka, was well beyond even my expectation.
Komaeda: Heh Heh, don`t get the wrong idea, we just arranged a little birthday party in order to honor your greatness, no murderous intentions at all.
Tanaka: Fuhahaha! So you wish to pay tribute to your lord?
Soda: This is just a birthday party man, don`t tell me you haven`t had one before!
Tanaka: Kazuichi Soda, seize spouting such insolent words or you shall be skinned like the sheep you are!
Soda: Wha- what the fuck did you just say!?
Hinata: I`m pretty sure you don`t skin sheep…
Sonia: Seize your quarrel at once!
This event is supposed to be a joyous one!
Komaeda: Yeah, she`s right. We wanted to greet you with a cake, that kinda flopped though. Nothing is safe from Mikan´s clumsiness. He He.
Mikan: I - I didn`t mean to ruin the surprise *cries*
Tanaka: This is a rather unfortunate twist of events, for my Dark Devas of Destruction relish the taste of cake.
Sonia: Do not worry about it! Naturally we thought of your cute little hamsters and prepared cupcakes specifically made for them, made solely out of ingredients hamsters are allowed to eat!
A slight blush could be seen on Tanaka`s face as Sonia mentioned the hamster cupcakes.
Tanaka: Fuhahaha! Then my Dark Devas Of Destruction shall feast on your tribute! Go and devour those cupcakes!
Right as he said it, the hamsters rushed to the table and started eating the cupcakes.
Sonia: Your love and appreciation for your pets is admirable and their cuteness is incomparable, Gundham!
Tanaka starts to blush.
Tanaka: You are saying they are cute?
...Thank you…
Soda: Tch… I`m outta here.
As he leaves, Soda angrily slammed the door behind him.
Sonia: Huh? Whatever could be his problem?
Hinata (in thought): She really is dense sometimes, it should be quite obvious.
Tanaka: Hmhmhm. It is only natural for him to flee after witnessing the might of me and my Devas of Destruction.
Komaeda: Haha, yeah that`s probably it.
Suddenly, Ibuki slams the door open and starts shouting:
Ibuki: "I," "Buki," "Mio," "Da!" is in the house! Who is down to jam to some music?! See ya at the music venue!
As quickly as she showed up, she left.
Komaeda: Well, I guess we should get going then, who knows who`ll die next if we don`t show up.
Akane: What the hell are you on about?! Way to ruin the good mood for once!
Komaeda: Oh, I`m sorry. You must be really annoyed to have a pest like me around all the time.
Tanaka: Do not worry, for I shall grant you absolution for your misdeeds, my friend!
Everybody just stood there, shocked by what Tanaka just said. Those two words were words they never expected to hear from someone like him.
Hinata (in thought): "My friend?" Did he just say that? That`s the last thing I would have expected to hear from him…
Tanaka: Fuhahahaha! I was merely trying to examine your reaction to me flattering you, do not put any weight to that statement for it was solely a ruse to get a reaction out of you.
Very well then, I shall head to the music venue in order to indulge myself in music. My Dark Devas Of Destruction and I would take joy in your presence…
Tanaka uttered that last sentence very quietly and without looking at anyone else. As he went out of the door, everyone could catch a glimpse of him smiling and blushing.
Hinata: Is he warming up to us?
Everybody left the dining hall with a smile on their face, that smile however would not last for long as the next thing they heard was:
*Ding dong, Ding dong*
Monokuma: A body has been discovered. After a short time for investigation, we will start the next class trial!
Hinata: This can`t be...
END CHAPTER 1