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The original lyrics to the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime,
but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare,
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thigh
s then Gandalf the Grey
and Gandalf the White
and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and The Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop,
the Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
and Darth Vader
Lo Pan,
Superman,
every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Oc,
and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
The Naruto Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Old Chozilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Sandman burst from the shade and hit Chozilla with a Sand
grenade
Chozilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by
Shizune
who proceeded to open up a can of Shizune Fu
when Ino Yamanaka came out of the blue
and she started beating up Shizune O'Neal…??
Then they both got flattened by the Sandmobile
but before it could make it back to the Sandcave
Sasuke Uchiha popped out of his grave
and took the Sharingan out from behind his eyes
and lock sandman away inside of his mind
but he ran out of time and he ran away because the Third Hokage came to
save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Chozilla took a bite out of the the Third Hokage
like Akamaru took a bite out of crime
and then Shizune came back covered in a tire track
but Sakura jumped out and landed on her back
and Sandman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Sasuke Uchiha came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Orochimaru Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Chozilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his kunai which he just couldn't find
'cause Sandman stole it and he threw and he missed
and Sakura deflected it with his fist
then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Sasuke Uchiha tried to pole vault onto the Third Hokage,
but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Byakugan stare,
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Mizuki
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Orochimaru Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Sandman changed back into Gaara Wayne
but Mizuki saw through his clever disguise
and he took of Gaara's head with a big Shuriken of Surprise
then Kakashi the Grey
and Kakashi the White
and "Haku and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Zabuza Momochi
and The Guy Meanie
and Rock Lee Curtis
and Kankuro the Genie
TenTen, the Temarinator,
Captain Kabuto,
and Darth Nara
Kiba-pan,
Kisame,
every single Sound ninja
Itachi S. Preston and Jiraiya Logan,
Shino,
The 4 Hokage,
Doc Tsunade,
and Naruto Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Mizuki in his ninja ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood,
the rest saw their better:
Hinata Hyuga in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny …..Naruto Style
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