Great Minds Think Dirty
Disclaimer: If they were mine, (and I wish Sirius were) then I wouldn't be playing around with them…
A/N: So I haven't written a Het couple in about a year. That means that every other couple in this story is probably going to be slash. Just a warning. Flame me if you want, all reviews are nice…. It only takes a second…. --
Hermione Granger could hex a lot of people in her lifetime. She could surely hex Voldemort, for he was an evil demon that deserved no less then to rot in the pits of hell. She could hex his followers, for being like insignificant sheep, following their dark master's every move. There were a few times in her life where she could have honestly hexed Harry and Ron, for being stubborn gits, ( though she blames most of those on PMS)
But this was the first time she could ever hex Dumbledore. Normally, she had a very open mind when it came to his concepts and theories. But, this time she honestly saw no logic behind.. In fact, she doubted there was any. After the war had ended he, along with Snape and Sirius and Remus and Tonks and Fred, had come back (A/N don't ask, just nod and go along with it) and he decided that it would be good for them to all do a make up year at Hogwarts, for most of them had not gotten their full 7years. That she understood, she too thought it was a great idea. What she thought wasn't so great was the second part of this idea.
You see, Sirius Black had come back a free man. But Grimmwauld place lacked in enthusiasm and 'love' so, with Arthur and Molly Weasly in Ireland, Seamus, Dean, Oliver, Lee and Draco's parents dead from the war, Hermione's parent's lacking memories and Sirius needing compassion where ever he could find it, Dumbledore set them all to work. Except, that meant that she would be living with Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Oliver Wood ( of all people) Lee Jordan, ( at the Twin's request) Seamus Finnagan, Dean Thomas, and Draco Ferret Malfoy, with the even more responsible SIRIUS BLACK, to "watch over" them. She some how doubted there would be much watching.
A/N- kay, I have this great idea, well stupid but funny, and this is just the intro chapter, I'll update it soon. It gets much funnier I promise…..