The Black King
By: Sissy
Chapter 0: How a king is pronounced
The methods to get/be a king are simple:
1- Be born in the royal family and be the first heir.
2- Wait for your brother to die so you can be king.
3- Marry into the royal family (must be male). If female; marry the first heir and produce another heir to secure your place.
4- Kill your nephew (or send someone to kill him) so you can take his place.
5- Make sure there are no bastard kids before you.
6- Kill everyone just to make sure you are the only one left alive to be king.
7- If you're a stranger, make friends with the current king then plot his demise, using his people to do a coup d'état in your favor so they can choose you to be the next king.
8- Or have the king give it to because he has no heirs, or he just doesn't trust them.
9- Or have some higher up (government or another king) assign you to be king.
10- Make your own kingdom from scratch, and don't be mean or you'll have a coup d'état.
11- Steal someone else's kingdom (but that's the same as #7, so we'll skip it).
12- Have someone give you their kingdom for what ever reason they may have.
13- Have someone else (the higher government or another king) assign you to a kingdom. Equal as #9, so we'll skip.
14- Fight to have your own kingdom and be king.
15- Or the story's way: Just be the king 'cuz you're so powerful.
"Black King! Come out and face me!" The annoyed silver haired boy demanded as he yelled at the castle.
"Hey, look. The Silver Knight is back." A young perky maid looked happy.
"Doesn't he get tired?" An older male with dark brown hair asked boredly, "I mean, the king is just going to trounce him again. Then rape him like he always does."
"Leon, don't be mean. I'm sure the Silver Knight has been training." An older maid with braided hair tried to do some good.
"Even if he trains, it'll end the same as always Aerith." He told her then turned to the young perky maid, "Now Selphie, go wake the King up. Even if it's still early for him to be getting up, he ordered us to call him whenever the Silver Knight appears."
"Well, why don't you do it?" Selphie pouted as a blond man appeared.
"I don't feel like seeing the King in his bad mood. And you're the only one he forgives when he's cranky, so go on." He told her before he shoo-ed her away.
"It's just the Silver Knight? I thought it was my brother who finally arrived." The blond sighed sad about the fact.
"You still haven't told your brother? Is that why you're waiting for him to come back Cloud?" Leon asked the blond.
"Yes. But now that he even got a title, I doubt he's going to come back." Cloud sighed again, sadness showing in his eyes.
"Oh, yes. Now that I remember, your brother sent a letter." Aerith sudden words surprised Cloud.
"He did?" They both asked.
"Yes. He wrote that he'll be back in a few weeks. But that was posted more than a few weeks ago, so I imagine he'll be back soon." Aerith told him.
"So the Yellow Traveler is coming home? That's something to celebrate about." Leon smiled at Cloud.
"I worry about him, but it's because he's young. When he comes, we'll throw a celebration." Cloud smirked at Leon.
"Your Highness! Please stop!" They looked outside to see their Black King throwing himself from the top floor towards the Silver Knight.
"Holy-!" They yelled and ran towards the front door, where the Silver Knight was, looking pale.
"RIIIIIKUUUUU!" The Black King yelled happily as he extended his arms so he could be caught by the Silver Knight, but only met the hard body of the Silver Knight's Wyvern.
"What are you doing Black King?" The Silver Knight looked angrily at the Black Knight. This was the very same person who continued to trounce him everytime he came back for a rematch.
"Hidoi na Riku." The Black King got up, rubbing his face. "You don't even care if your lover were to die from a fall."
"What lover! And you threw yourself! Besides, nothing can kill you!" The Silver Knight yelled at him.
"Then why do you continue to come to try and do just that?" The Black King asked curiously, as the Wyvern looked angrily at him.
"Because my pride won't allow me to continue on knowing I was beaten by someone like you!" The Silver Knight yelled at him, rudely pointing at the Black King.
"Don't be so rude Riku." The Black King pouted.
"Highness!" A small Shadow appeared, looking worried.
"Hello Shadow. You okay?" The Black King smiled at his loyal servant, pretending not to know what had worried him.
"How can I be, Your Highness! You threw yourself from the top floor! Are you alright?" The Shadow asked him, mentally questioning his king's sanity.
"Don't worry Shadow, I'm perfectly safe and sane." The Black King smirked at his servant as Leon and Squall came towards them.
"Are you insane Black King!" Leon yelled at him, checking to make sure that his king wasn't hurt.
"Can't quite tell. Love makes people crazy." The Black King said jokingly, holding his hands over his chest.
"Don't do that again Black King!" Cloud hit the Black King on his head.
"Ow. That hurt Cloud." The Black King pouted.
"You can feel pain?" The Silver Knight looked mockingly at the Black King.
"Sure. Every time you ignore me I feel a sharp pain in my chest." The Black King said mockingly, pretending as if he was about to faint.
"Just fight me Black King! It won't be like last time!" The Silver Knight prepared himself for the fight.
"Alright! Just prepare yourself for when I trounce your sorry lovely ass once again." The Black King looked smug, making appear his battle mask, as they fought once again.
And pretty soon, almost two minutes later, the Silver Knight was on the floor.
"Doesn't he learn?" Leon sighed sadly, "The Black King doesn't even use half of his powers."
"Sounds like a certain someone." Cloud snickered, "Still, you would have thought that he would have learned his lesson already and left so he wouldn't be humiliated anymore."
"Well Riku. You lost. You know what this means." The Black King smiled at the Silver Knight, with plans for the knight already in mind.
"…" The Silver Knight looked defeated in more ways than one and got up to face his destiny.
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the town that was at the base of the castle, a blond came in.
"Sora, I hope for your sake, these rumors aren't true." The blond spoke to himself and started walking.
To Be Continued…
Sissy: Weee! First chapter!
Aoi: And while seeing the special of that sanitorium.
Sissy: Shush. Still watching it.
Kody: Anyways, since Sissy in lost to us, we'll take over.
Sissy: Before I forget, don't expect too much on the next chapter. It's going to the past.
Aoi: But I thought this chapter was to explain how the Black King became the king.
Sissy: Oh, that. I was still thinking how to do it, but I'm going with this version.
Kody: Oe.
Aoi: Well, we hope you like it so please review your opinions.
Special Note
'Cuz I'm supposed to be working, this story will flow very slowly. Meaning, don't expect too many recent updates.
