Thorin Oakenshield uploads picture to Facebook – Fili and Kili as dwarfling kissing a close friend of theirs
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Fili: That is embarrassing, I hope Freya Knight doesn't see this
Kili: Agreed, she will ever die of embarrassment like us, not take any notice or put up a revenge picture
Bofur: I don't know what your so embarrassed about lad, it was taken in a time where it was classed as innocent
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Dwalin: You're forgetting lads, Fili and Kili were never innocent, especially when it comes to being around Freya, who was just as if not worse than the pair put together
Fili: We are on here too you know
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Kili: Hey Fre how are you?
Freya Knight: I'm normal Kee, planning revenge on Dwalin and our dear Thorin Oakenshield :P
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Ori: That's not good, look out for your weapons lads, you know how Freya has a habit of swapping them when no one is looking
Bilbo Baggins: I know I am going to sound incredibly thick but who is Freya Knight?
Freya Knight: Fili and Kili's childhood friend, third member of the mischievous trio and a general pain in the butt, nice to meet you Bilbo the burglar hobbit.
Dwalin: She is either Fili or Kili's future wife, we haven't quite guessed yet
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Freya Knight: It's funny how I suddenly found my main target
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Freya Knight uploaded a video of Dwalin dancing nude in the moon light
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Dwalin: Where did you get that?
Kili: Come on Dwalin you don't think Fre would actually tell you did you?
Fili: Cause he did, nice video Fre LMAO
Freya Knight: Thank you :D
Gandalf: You see Bilbo dwarves have a lighter happier side
Bilbo Baggins: I have to admit it's surprising seeing this new side of Dwalin
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Freya Knight: Still gives me nightmares
Dwalin: FREYA!
Balin: Pay up lads Freya won, she got Dwalin to shout her name on a social media site
Dwalin: WHAT
Thorin Oakenshield: The Trio came up with an idea to get one of us to shout their name over a social media site, the rest of us bet wagers on who's name would be shouted
Freya Knight: Pretty easy to do too
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Fili: How did you get that video
Freya Knight: The same way I got the one of Gandalf pretending his staff was a light-saber, Thorin dancing to Hey Brother, Balin acting like a ninja, and all other embarrassing video I have
Bilbo Baggins: You must show me those video some time
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Freya Knight: Any time just ask
Fili: If you ever need anything mischievous to happen or have a bit of fun with us don't hesitate to ask
Kili: We don't charge anything or bite promise
Freya Knight: Speak for yourself wolf boy
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Kili: Wolf Boy, says the panther girl
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Fili: What does that make me, or shouldn't I ask?
Kili: Shouldn't ask
Freya Knight: A lion boy
Bilbo Baggins: A Wolf, Panther and Lion, I think they suit you, all can be calm and relaxed as well as dangerous, oh and all wild can't forget that.
Azog The Defiler: This conversation is over, Thorin Oakenshield your time is up
Freya Knight: Not to be rude or anything but aren't you supposed to be dead
Fili: Uncle Thorin
Thorin Oakenshield: O.O
Kili: I think he is finally lost for words
Freya Knight: No you think
Bofur: As amusing as I think this is with the sarcasm and particle jokes, I think someone should check on Thorin
Bilbo Baggins: That's a good idea, I nominate Dwalin
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Dwalin: Why me?
Gloin: You failed to noticed what Freya was up to and you happen to be right next door, oh and the toughest dwarf here
Nori: Nice explanation
Freya Knight: Thorin you okay over there, you have gone rather quiet which to be honest is scary
Thorin Oakenshield: That Pale Orc was killed, I killed him how is he alive
Azog The Defiler: How mistake you were, I was injured not killed and still hold to my vow of ending your bloodline
Freya Knight: Azog The Defiler, do you destroy neatly filed paper or something?
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Azog The Defiler: I swear you boy will be the first to die at my hands
Freya Knight: Good luck finding me, since you clearly can't see things properly or read them not sure which
Kili: Here's something we can all do, but before I tell you. AZOG HOW DARE YOU THREATEN MY FRIEND
Fili: Azog the Defiler, if you threaten any member of my family or my friends, it won't be Thorin coming for you, it will be me
Freya Knight: What were you going to suggest Kili
Kili: We block Azog the file destroyer
Thorin Oakenshield: Agreed!
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Azog The Defiler has been blocked.
Hey Guys, this was entirely for fun, just come to me when watching LOTR Trilogy. Anyway let me know what you think and whether I should add any more chapters. As normal all rights got to J.R.R Tolkien the creator of The Hobbit and Lord Of The Rings, I only own Freya Knight. Hoped you enjoyed.