Cats in School

Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffle were getting ready for their first day of school. Holvis had enrolled them into cat school because he was sick and tired of being bossed around by the three.

"This is stupid," said Mr. Blik. "Why can't Waffle go or something? He needs a brain anyway. I got the looks and brains, I don't need school!"

"Splee!" Waffle was juggling his newts.

"Waffle!" said Gordon. "Quit doing that to the newts! They don't like that!" At this point Gordon and Waffle began to fight over the newts. The newts fell with a THUD to the ground and ran away.

"ENOUGH!" yelled Holvis. "The bus is here. Leave." He ponted out the door as the cats slowly slumped toward the school bus. When they got in, they saw a bunch of smart cats, dumb cats, good looking cats, ugly cats, mean cats, and nice cats. Mr. Blik walked towards the end of the bus when a cat threw an acorn at Blik's head.

"You stupid hairball!" exclaimed Mr. Blik as he continued to walk. He wanted to strangle someone.

"Where are the seat belts?" asked Gordon. The bus howled with laughter as the bus driver began to drive to the school. Gordon looked confused. "What? Why are you all laughing?"

"Buses don't have seat belts moron!" said the mean cat who threw the acorn at Blik's head.

"You seem like a nice guy," said Waffle. "What's your name?" Waffle held out his hand for him to shake it. But the mean cat grabbed it and threw Waffle against the ceiling of the bus. Everyone laughed.

"My name's Bruiser," said the mean cat

"Are you alright Waffle?" asked Gordon. Waffle didn't reply as he crawled back to his seat. "Someone ought to teach him a lesson!"

"I'm with ya brother!" said Mr. Blik. Blik and Gordon ran towards Bruiser. He grabbed their tounges and wrapped them around their heads and threw them back into their seats. Once again, everyone burst out laughing. Of course, except for the nice cats. And this one girl who walked to the back of the bus and sat with the cats.

"He doesn't have the right to do that to you," she said. She shook their hands. "My name's Angel, and I'll be your first friend!" The cats smiled as they arrived at the school. They slowly got up from their seats and saw the school. They didn't like the look of it at all.

END OF CHAPTER 1

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