Disclaimor: Dont own it! Oh the title is Truth/Dare in latin!

Bella's POV

It was a day that was sunny here in forks. Wow, that's a sentence that is not used often. Any way's, I was at the Cullen's house, visiting everyone. I was watching wresting with practically all the Cullen 'kids'. Only Alice was upstairs, doing who knows what. I was sitting there, extremely bored, when all of the sudden.

" BELLA! BELLA! I WANT TO GO SHOPPING!" Alice screamed, running. I racked through my brain for an excuse.

" No! I was thinking of playing a game today with my favorite vampires!" I said, sighing with relief when I realized I won.

" Ohh! I know! Let's play Truth or Dare?" Emmett said, and jumped up in the air.

" No!" I shouted, and jumped in the air also.

" Hmm, lets see. Who wants to play?" Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice raised their hand. I sighed; Edward and me were over ruled.

" Fine, who starts?" I asked.

" I will! Let's see… Alice, Truth or dare?" Emmett asked. Alice looked flabbergasted.

" Ummm, Dare, No I mean Truth!" Alice said, And Emmett smiled evilly.

" Nope, you said Dare first! So, I dare you to paint yourself blue, wear a blond wig, with a flower in your hair, and wear a blond dress. Then you will skip through the mall screaming, " I am a smurf!" Or anything to that extent," He said, breaking out laughing at the end. Alice was furious. I was scared, for my life.

" Oh, I will get you Emmett Cullen! Believe me, this is not the last you will see off captain Alice Cullen!" Alice said, while being dragged upstairs by Rosalie. That made everyone of us break out laughing, even Jasper. We didn't end our laughing session, till Alice came down.

She looked EXACTLY like a smurf! Which made me laugh hard, for a second, before she gave me a glare, then I was silent. Emmett was still laughing, apparently, he lost all sanity.

" Off to the car!" Emmett managed to say between his roars of laughter. I just sighed, and held on to Edward, scared.

" Edward, are things going to be okay?" I asked. He just shooked his head,

" I really don't know," He said as we entered the Volvo, whiled everyone else went in the jeep.

AT THE MALL

We were finally out at the mall, and Alice was getting weird looks, a silent laughs.

" Okay, you can start," Emmett, said. Alice cleared her throat and started screaming,

" I AM A SMURF! LOOK AT ME, ARNT I ALL SMURFY? I AM A SMURF, LA DI DA DI DA. I AM A SMURF!" She said, while running up and down the section of the mall. I couldn't help it, I started laughing.

I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard. All the sudden, something cold and wet completely drenched me. I could feel my mouth wide open as the liquid continued to pour.

Eventually it stopped, to reveal everyone laughing, and a smiling Alice. I looked at my skin, it was COMPLETELY red! I smelt my hair, and realized that I was hit with cherry kool aid.

" UGH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?" I screamed, and Alice said.

" Well, you weren't breathing," and stated to run. I tried to run after her, but slipped, and landed in Edward's always-ready arms.

" Thank you" I said, while standing back up, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He smiled, and picked me back up.

" I wouldn't want you to slip again," He said.

" Fine," I said, realizing I wouldn't win. He carried me back to the jeep, and we drove home.

BACK HOME

We were back home, and I had showered, and Alice wigless.

I was still stained red, and she was still blue, she couldn't get it off her skin. We were waiting for Alice to Truth or Dare someone, when we heard a knock on the door, and we all got up, and ran to get it.

We opened the door and saw two models at the door, smiling. One with gray eyes said "Alice accersitus us, etiam inquiro aliquid de ostendo 'Bella' quidnam a vere Greek caelestis vulticulus velut" leaving me very confused.

(Pirate: I wrote this! I hope you guys like it! Oh, and who knows what launguge that is?

Angel: I edited. I guess that means I get to write the next one. Any idea which of the girls was which of us? Have fun guessing.)