The Boy's Club
WARNING! THIS FIC IS MEANT TO BE STUPID AND MEANINGLESS! IT IS THE PRODUCT OF A VERY BORING MATH CLASS. PLEASE DO NOT REVIEW TO INSULT IT, I WON'T EVEN READ IT; I'LL JUST DELETE IT. Got it? Good. Now, proceed of your own free will.
CHAPTER ONE: "The trouble with sisters is…."
((At the X-Mansion))
"KURT! Stay outta mah room! God, when will you learn?" Shouted Rogue as she slammed her door in Kurt's face. He has just bamfed into her room after playing a prank on Logan. Now, however, because of his stupidity, he was fair game for the rabid Wolverine.
Kurt gulped quite audibly and shrunk against the far wall, as if Rogue would change her mind and storm out to cause some serious bodily harm to his person. Alas, she was saved the effort as at that moment a rather angry Logan came storming down the hallway, claws out and pointed at him
"Uh-oh..." Kurt ran as fast as he could until he reached the end of the hall, then he bamfed down to the entrance hallway, only to be met with a very frightened Bobby backed into a corner by a rather soaked Kitty and rather purple haired Jean. The normally pristine, prissy telepath was already ranting at Bobby for the cause of his most recent prank.
"What will Duncan think when he sees me with PURPLE HAIR! Think of what this will do to my reputation!" Jean whined in her annoying little voice. Not wanting to hear more, Kurt quickly bamfed to the park. When he got there, he sighed and collapsed on a nearby park bench.
Kurt muttered some rather choice words in German, which earned him some odd looks from park visitors. He ignored them, however and just worked on catching his breath and working out a plan to get back –safely- into the mansion.
At The BOM House…
"Pietro!" The silver-haired boy gulped. He was beginning to think putting honey and pink hair-dye into Wanda's shampoo wasn't such a good idea. Especially when he allowed Todd to get the idea that she was interested in him the day before. He had barely gotten away from THAT, imagine what she would do this time.
And, it appeared, he was about to discover the answer to that wonder. Wanda came rushing down the stairs, her newly dyed pink hair dripping wet around her. She also, however, had Toad following her, trying to get a peak past her slipping towel. When she got close enough, she reached out to grab Pietro. But she was, unfortunately, a little too slow. Just a little.
"What'sthematterWanda?" he sped to another part of the room before continuing, "Thatcolorlooksgoodonyou,honest!" Almost as soon as he'd left one spot, she followed him to another and attempted to use him for powers practice. And yet again, he got away and was soon standing in front of the door.
"You are gonna die!" She snarled, lunging at him. Pietro decided this was as good as anytime to leave. Before he was out of earshot, however, he heard…
"Wow! Wanda, sweetums? I love your fabdabulous new color!"
Pietro stopped long enough to smirk and admit that at least he got that little victory out of his near death experience, then sped off toward the park, not slowing till he was there. Nevertheless, when he attempted to sit down, he heard an indignant squeak from the bench before he turned and realized it wasn't the bench, but a very frazzled Nightcrawler.
Too tired to fight each other after their near deaths, they just nodded to each other and Pietro took a spot next to Kurt on the bench, which thus begins our story…
Yes, I know it's a really short chapter, but I was just fixing my previous errors and editing insanely, as it seems to be my hobby of the day. But now here's to the reviewers:
#1: OK, don't take this personally, but you know jack shit. If you must be a PMSing jerk, don't waste MY time with it.
Anonymous: sorry if you feel that way, but I don't. Just don't read it if you don't like it.
Storm-Pietro: Thanks for correcting my errors, I appreciate it.
Karakin: thanks. I hope you like the corrections. When I went back and reread it, I fell out of my chair in disgust. I felt like I had written it in second grade! But I feel a HELL of a lot better with the rewrites.
DemonRogue: WhoopWhoop! There's my recent update, however, I'm really trying to get an actual new chappie up this month, like with my other fic(s). So, please stay tuned!