"The Ultimate Fanfic (or not!)"
By: AnimaeAriesGirl and her big sis Tin!
Notes: Hiya guyz, AnimaeAriesGirl here! This is my very first fanfic, written with my big sis Tin. It's hella long, but I promise it's SOOOO worth it, so please read on. Just wanna say that all characters in this fanfic are not mine, they are trademarks of SquareSoft/Square Enix...well except for Sage and the evil villain whose name will be mentioned later... Enjoy minna-san!
PROLOUGE
"Zap! Die evil leprechauns, DIE!" screamed the blonde spikey haired child at the top of his lungs. Sage W. McAllister was so caught up in his video games, he hadn't realized I was way passed his bedtime.
"Cloud," an old man announced, "time for bed!" The child yelled back "It's SAGE, remember Gramps?"
"Oh yes, it's just that you remind me of an old friend of mine," the old timer recalled. :FLASHBACK MUSIC IS CUED AND THE SIDES OF THE PICTURE GET BLURRY: "Don't you mean old FART," Sage rudely replied, but his sky blue eyes still glued to the television screen.
Suddenly, the old man with his one arm gun and can walked to the TV, casting HASTE for some speed, and turned off the television.
"Hey!" the boy exclaimed, " I was about to defeat the master leprechaun." Old man Barret replied, "THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT, NOW SIT DOWN BOY AND HAND ME SOME OF THEM MAMMA'S COOKIES!"
Then Barret took some of the cookies, took his cane, and started to smush up the cookies with his cane and started to eat the mush with a spoon.
Barret began his story:
"It started a while back, when I was pretty young……………………………"
" Wow!" Sage replied with a tone of amazement, " that must have been the time of the dinosaurs. Geez, that's got to be like- A TRILLION BC!"
Barret frowned and replied furiously this time, " BOY, YOU BETER PAY ATTENTION- OR ELSE!" Old man Barret calmed down and began, " Now then," now Barret started to begin to tense up,
"THIS IS WHY HACK, WHEEZE YOU SHOULD NEVA (NEVER) MIX ALL THE FINAL FANTASY VIDEO GAMES AN' (AND) WHATEVR (WHATEVER) DA (THE) HELL YA (YOU) WAN' (WANT) TOGETHER………………"
Author's Note: Okie have I got y'all excited? Good keep on going to the next chapter please! All comments, reviews, and even flames are appreciated!