The Inuzuka clan are one of the many shinobi families that serve and protect Konoha, but rather than fight in the usual kill-it-with-many-massive-fireballs way, the clan members have incorporated the use of nin-dogs into their techniques.

This type of tandem fighting allows a single Inuzuka ninja (and dog) to track enemy shinobi and take them down with collaboration jutsu that take advantage of their teamwork skills.

To more effectively work together the Inuzuka have taken it upon themselves to try and imitate many of their nin-dog's habits and traits.

For the new academy student Inuzuka Kiba however, his school life will be harder on him than children from different clans.

*First day of school*

"Come on Kiba, get into the classroom and start makin' some friends!" Kiba's mother drawled.

Gulping, he strode into the classroom and walked to a group of children chatting.

'Okay Kiba, let's make a good first impression and then maybe I can make some new playmates.'

Now sporting a confident grin he went up to one of the girls and shouted, "HELLO. MY NAME IS KIBA." and then proceeded to smash his face into her butt and quite audibly sniffed as hard as he could.

Kiba had the honor of having the first detention of the year.

*One Week Later*

Standing up tall, Iruka addressed his class. "Today we'll be practicing throwing kunai. Now I know that most of you haven't done this before, so I'll give you an example on how to properly throw and retrieve one."

Putting his feet shoulder width apart and readying the blade, he chucked it at the training post where it embedded itself halfway to the hilt.

"Now you pro-" he started, but was interrupted by the loud yelling of, "WOOF WOOF WOOF," by Kiba.

The brown haired brat ran on all fours to the wooden log, ripped the knife out with his teeth, then ran back and placed the slobbered on kunai into Iruka's hand.

Since this time he had been warned of how the Inuzuka may react, Iruka only gave Kiba a time-out for the remaining portion of the class.

*One Month Later*

"Now I want you all to try and be quiet while we pass by the Hokage's Office, okay?" Iruka asked as the class continued the tour.

Kiba, smelling something strange on the office door quickly ran ahead and began sniffing around the base, and the entire class watched on in confusion.

Then he unzipped his pants and began urinating on it, to Iruka's horror.

And that's when the door opened.

*Many Years Later*

"Now I want each of you to introduce yourselves." Kurnei told the three children sitting in front of her.

Kiba's eyes widened. 'This is my chance!' he thought.

So with a great big breath he shouted "HELLO! MY NAME IS KIBA!" and then once again smashed his face against a butt and sniffed long and hard.

Kiba, now at an age where he could be charged with sexual assault, had the honour of being the first genin to be imprisoned that year.

It would not be his last.

A/N:

I got 99 problems but an Inuzuka ain't one.