Hetalia: America Vs. Canada
Mexico for the Win! (Because America Spites Canada. By Choosing Mexico.)
Characters: America, Canada, Mexico, random Canadian, random Mexican, Kumajiro, Termennius
America: (to random Canadian) Wait, you wanna come to America? Oh, a minor traffic offense? You had your license revoked for a month, and you're Canadian? Mmm, sorry, I don't think we can have people like you in this country.
Random Canadian: Eh? Why not?
America: Well… You get drunk off maple syrup and beat each other with sticks.
Termennius: My answer to that: Mayan fire hockey!
Mexico: (sweatdrops, in the Japanese way)
Canada: (quietly, in the Canadian way) Maple hockey?! That's not fair!
America: Moving on! (to random Mexican) So, you wanna come to America? Well, let's see… You've been arrested for at least ten violent crimes. You're a registered sex offender. And a self-proclaimed serial killer. Well, doesn't every country have a few?
Canada: But I don't have any gun crimes! And I hosted the Olympics!
America: (ignores, in the American way) What's one more? Welcome to America!
Canada: Mr. Kumajiro. Get me my hockey stick.
Kumajiro: Who're you?
Canada: I'm pissed!
Mexico: Seet down before chu fall down, amigo.
America: After all, my house is your house!
Mexico: (to America) Si. Su casa es mi casa. (grins, in the Mexican way)
CHN: Mexican grin. It involves eating a tortilla.
Julie: And having salsa on your lip.
CHN: That was kind of epic.
Julie: If we're gonna be racist, we might as well go all-out. This is Hetalia.