RUN. HIDE. KATIE'S WRITING A SUCKY MULIT CHAPTER.

I feel like is a sort rip off of Fate Is Not A Lengthy Visitor, but that was my story so I don't care too much. And that story sucked anyways and I'll delete it eventually so it won't matter.

*In this fic, we're pretending Mick came back eventually so there were ten residents. Okay? Okay.*

I don't own House of Anubis.

"Well hello, beautiful," Eddie grinned as his girlfriend of two years, Nina Martin, sat beside him in a local cafe.

They'd been in college for three years, and out of the ten residents of Anubis House, the pair chose the same college, eventually leading to their relationship.

Patricia and Eddie had gone through a nasty break up their last year at Anubis House, and Nina and Fabian had split the first year of college. A long distance relationship was apparently too much for Fabian. They used to talk every day, then it became three times a week, then once a week, then once a month. Nina ended it regretfully but moved on a few months later, leading her to Eddie.

"Hi," Nina blushed, leaning over to kiss Eddie. He took the kiss openly and went back in for another until Nina pulled away. "Guess what?"

"What?" Eddie fell back into the booth with a sigh. This always seemed to be the case with Nina: one was enough for her.

"Amber and her mystery boyfriend are moving to our apartment complex this weekend," Nina grinned.

"Ew," Eddie sipped his soda. Nina's face fell, only to turn back into a smile when he continued, "Only kidding, Nina. So, that makes us, them, Mara, Mick, Jerome, and Joy all in the area?"

"Yep," Nina smiled. "And did you hear? Jerome said Alfie and Patricia may be coming for a few weeks!"

"The only one we're missing is-" Eddie started, but Nina shot him a sharp look. It took Eddie a second before he picked up the hint, "...anyways...how was your day?"

"Good, yours?" Nina said, happy to avoid the topic of Fabian.

"Could be better..." Eddie looked down a bit, but only as a part of his plan.

"If...?" Nina questioned. Eddie planned this smooth line in his head, but when he looked up, he turned to mush. To cover up this weakness, he went right in and kissed Nina. At first, she felt hesitant to kiss back as usual, but within seconds all hope of pulling away vanished.

Eddie felt Nina's body sliding closer to him in the booth until their legs were pressed against the other's. It slipped from both of their minds that they were in a public dwelling until there was a tap on each of there shoulders.

"Lovely," Jerome said, clearly disgusted, as the couple pulled apart, Nina extremely flustered.

"Like you two are any better," Eddie stuck a thumb out at Joy who stood at Jerome's side.

"Did you hear about all of our new arrivals?" Jerome asked after making a face at Eddie, then inviting himself into the other side of the booth, Joy close at his side.

"Amber and mystery boyfriend?" Eddie asked, putting his arm around Nina and taking another sip of his soda.

"And Patricia and Alfie," Joy nearly squealed. "They're renting over the holiday!"

"Fantastic," Eddie rolled his eyes.

"Oh, is Eddie a bit...huh...jealous, perhaps, of Alfie?" Jerome teased.

"Of course not!" he pulled Nina closer to him.

"Annnyways," Joy said, laying her hands down on the table as she slipped into her control-freak, "I-must-plan-everything-perfectly" mode. "Since we'll have all ten of us back together..."

"Nine," Nina intervened. "Only nine," she began to stir her spoon around in the coffee Eddie had gotten her. "Only...nine."

"No, te-OW!" Joy yelled. "What was that for?" she shot daggers at Jerome who'd jabbed her hard in the rib.

"So, nine, yeah?" Jerome said quickly, jabbing his girlfriend again, a bit softer, though. Nina raised a brow at the pair and shared a confused look with Eddie.

What's going on? She thought, but Mick and Mara's entrance interrupted her train of thought.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Fabian sat, his arms crossed, his lips forming a nervous frown.

"Fabian, you want Nina back, don't you?" Amber looked expectantly.

"Well, of course...but if she's happy with Eddie...she'll hate me even more!" he began to panic.

"Chill, dude," Alfie rolled his eyes, his arm around Patricia as Amber drove the three and herself into London to meet up with everyone at the cafe. "From what Joy and Mara have told Patricia, she's still crazy for you."

"Although I've heard she's moving in with weasel," Patricia spat.

"What?" Fabian was even more panicked.

"Fabian!" Amber said loudly. "You want Nina back and that's all there is to it."

"This won't work! She's smarter than that!" Fabian protested.

"Fabian, all you have to do is pretend to be my boyfriend, make Nina jealous, she'll realize she's still head over heels for you, you apologize for being a bad boyfriend, and then we all live happily ever after!" Amber explained forcefully. Fabian couldn't help but notice her glance back in the mirror towards Alfie with his arm around Patricia, but he didn't care too much. He felt like a terrible person. If he really loved her, which he did, he should just let her go, right?

Somehow he just couldn't...and was crazy enough to go through all of this to get her back.

A/N: So yeah, that sucked and was super short. And most of you hate it because it's totally not canon. But it's going to change so much that by the end you won't even know what's happening.

And no, it does not revolve around Nina and Fabian. It revolves around everyone.

So yeah, that's about it.

I'm sorry if you read all of that.

May Brad, Burkely, Alex, Eugene, and Bobby bless your soul if you review.

~Katie