Disclaimer:

This is fan fiction, which means I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender or any of its characters, merchandise, etc. I am simply building on an animated story that was wonderfully brought into the world and onto cable TV by Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko along with many others. So now that that's over with, it's time for the story. Enjoy! ;-)

Animal Nation Gazette

Issue #1IBSN #98631OMG236497DVD8450IDK20

Letter From the Editor

This, the first issue of Animal Nation Gazette, gives the animals of the world their own nation. We may not fight in a fancy war, "deciding the fate of the world", but hey, we're important too. So to all of the animals out there from Saber-Toothed Mooselions to Platypus Bears, this newspaper is for you! (And not just to do your business on).

Signed Percival Penguin, Editor of Animal Nation Gazette

What's New in the Zoo

The dashing Lemur accompanying the Avatar on his quest to restore peace to the world is causing uproars everywhere in Animal Nation. Whispers of the witty Lemur Momo have been heard around the globe. His appetite for adventure (and a tasty snack) is renowned. Plus, those huge ears and ringed tail are just too much! More on the subject to come…

Fabulous Furry Fashion

The fur hat is most definitely in! It's not recommended to use one of your own kind, so instead use your already shed fur. Gather it, roll it into a ball, and plop it on your head; it's that simple! The Mohawk is also the height of fashion! If you can't get a hawk named Mo to perch on your head, a hawk named Moe will do just as well.

Penguin-Arctic Hen Conflict Rages in Southern Water Tribe

The Southern Water Tribe fills with the high-pitched cries of the birds as the battle continues on. The cause? Apparently a group of several young Penguins wandered a bit too far into Arctic Hen territory. The Arctic Hen is widely known as very protective, so it would be expected for the fowl to become upset. But the proud birds took it a step farther by declaring war on all of the Penguins in the Tribe. At one of the battle sites earlier this week, Penguins were seen sliding down the icy slopes towards the army of Arctic Hen who took the impact like a set of bowling pins. The Penguins seem to be winning on the battlefront. Have the Arctic Hen bitten off more than they can chew?

Ask Tina Tiger Seal

Dear Tina,

The other Turtle Ducks in my flock treat me like a bird carcass. I'm naturally shy and don't talk to them much but I want to be friends with them. How can I get them to notice me?

Signed, An Ugly Turtle Duckling

Dear Duckie,

I'm sure once you introduce your self to the rest of your flock, they'll warm up to you immediately. Just be yourself, don't hide underneath your shell, and be friendly. They'll see what they were missing once you really get to know you better.

Yours truly, Tina Tiger Seal

This newspaper is printed on recycled paper. Remember, no trees, no homes for Hog Monkeys and Cat Owls!