a/n: omg this is maii 1st story! sadly i don't own Furuutsu Basuketto but i wish i owned it esp. yuki! if u luv yuuuuki u have to review! xoxo x-xsupakawaiitexxasgurlx-x
Maii Purinsu
Hai!! My name is Tiffany Bloomingdale Butt, but most people call me Akemi nowadays b/c i love japan, aka nippon. i love nippon even more than I loved my ex-boyfriend Billy (a/n: fuck you Billy!), but that's beside the point. i love manga, anime, sushi, and japanese clothes. i even have five kimono and i always dress like the harajuku gurls cause they are supa kawaii (that means super cute in nihongo). One of my favorite manga is Furuutsu Basuketto, but dumb fat americans (not me) call it fruits basket cuz they can't speak nihongo cuz they're too stupid. but anyway, i have dark black hair (cause it's azn!) with sunkist blonde highlights (they're natural) and a dark complexion because I live in texas and in texas the sun kisses you a lot. But my story isn't in texas. It's in nippon! that's right, after my sophmore year of high school my precious mommy gave me money to go to nippon.
The day i went to the airport, i was wearing a dark plaid ruffled shirt under a bright pink vinyl jacket that was one size too big and a zebra print scarf over a snakeskin miniskirt with brown leggings and matching plaid legwarmers over my electric blue jelly chuck taylors. My hair was up in kawaii pigtails and i had on special makeup to make my eyes look azn. i looked so kawaii with my knockoff louis vitton suitcases. i was so kawaii that when i went up to check my bags, the employee told me i was supa sexah and slapped my ass after checking my bags. it was okay tho because he was hawt.
After getting some supa oishii starbucks coffee, i got on my plane and went to sleep. i dreamt of a gorgeous boy in a princely crown and a long cape. He was azn and had flowing silver hair. His eyes were big and purpley like Barney. idk how he was azn and had silver hair and was young, but i didn't care cuz he was drop dead gorgeous. In a beautiful voice, he whispered that he had been waiting for me for several long years. When i woke up, we were in tokyo, so i took my bags and got off the plane.
After i got out of the airport i left my baggage at a youth hostel cuz I'm too cheap for a hotel (azns are cheap! lolz). then i went to the neighborhood grocery store to get some sushi to eat for dinner. i was lost in the middle of the store, looking for sushi, when i heard a voice behind me. "You look lost, miss," he said. "What are you looking for?" i turned around and saw...the most gorgeous boy i had ever seen. He had flowing silver hair and...purple eyes! it then struck me that it was the same dreamboat from my dream! (lol) i extrapolated to him, "i'm looking for some sushi. Do you know where the sushi is?" he nodded and led me to the sushi section. i thanked him by bowing and saying "arigatoooo!" (thank you in nihongo!), then i reached for my favorite sushi. But as i reached for my favorite sushi...this weird man came up behind me and said, "OMG! american! i love american girls!". He had an erectation, and then he hugged me. It was gross, but i didn't feel a thing, because when he hugged me...a puff of smoke surrounded me...and before i knew it...i was a foot-long platypus! (a/n: i 3 platypuses they r so kawaii!)