These are short little ficlets; I'll just say drabbles. :) There are 12, as the title says, and they are slightly interconnected, but not really. I'll try to drop a little hint about the next one at the end of each one. ;) I'll also try to vary the Point of Views. I've always wanted to experiment with POVs...
Erm... Ron-bashing?
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Ugh. Stupid weasel. I swear, his feet are humongous! Size 11 and 1/2, I bet! Maybe even bigger...
All I need is good blackmail information on Potter, then I'm free. He'll learn to think before trying to spike my morning pumpkin juice with a Cheering Potion. Merlin, I looked like such an idiot that day.
For now, Weasley is locked up somewhere that I shall hopefully remember so I don't get detention, and I'm using Polyjuice Potion to look like him. Where is blackmail material when you sodding need it?
I know revenge is sweet, but this better be worth it. I'm in the Gryffindor Common Room. The devil's lair. Enemy zone! Surrounded by Potter, Weaselette, and their Gryffindor cronies... Merlin help me!
The only thing that could make this worse is if Granger were here. Oh Merlin, I hope not.
"Hey, guys. I was finishing up some Charms homework," a voice says behind me. That better not be who I think it is. I turn around and find... Hermione freaking Granger.
She sat down beside me and set her bag down. "Hello, Ron," she chirps at me happily. Too happily, if you ask me.
"Hello, Gr— Hermione," I replied. She gave me an odd look. No, no, no, no, NO. I cannot have my cover blown. "So," I start, "Did you get number 6 on the Charms paper?" I ask in a lame attempt to change the subject. "There was a rather small difference between the hand movements of the Sticking Charm and the Magnetizing Jinx if you look and read carefully."
Everyone stared at me, wide eyed, especially Granger. I panicked. What would the Weasel do? I have no sodding helpful idea. I'm done for...
I think I remember hearing about Weasley's crush on Granger, so I just grabbed her by the arm and gave her a kiss on the lips. Weasley is sodding stupid, so who would know the difference?
I fight the urge to smirk as I feel Granger melt slightly into me. But then she pulls away.
"What was that for?" she asked, wide eyed. "I thought you fancied Pansy? Astoria just introduced you two after her and Harry's date last week and I remember it! You told me that you guys really hit it off..." Granger trailed off, leaving an awkward silence. "What was that for?" she repeated disbelievingly.
Shit.
Now is the time to just get up and run away as fast as you can. And that is exactly what I did, after a quick mutter of, "Nothing." I stumbled a little over Weasley's enormous feet, but at least I escaped. The plus side of this jaunt?
I can blackmail Astoria, Potter, Weasley, AND Pansy. The down side?
I just bloody snogged Granger. I hope she doesn't follow me.
This is part one; there is a second part to this, but it's coming later. ;D