Advice What kind of advice was I even supposed to give?

Ways to get over heartbreak? This was actually the best chance for him to start a new love with Wakaba-chan, but there were no signs of that at all. The characters in this world were all so different than that of Kimidol, starting with this idiot Emperor.

Could I try spurring Wakaba-chan on? I feel like that would have no effect. Plus, thats a potentially dangerous bridge for me to cross.

Oh, how about...

"Umm, Kaburagi-sama?"

I called out to Kaburagi while he was sitting blankly in the salon. Sitting next to him, Enjou smiled.

"Why not leave behind the troubles of the material world and join one of the strictly male convents in Europe? How about it? The World of Roses awaits you."

"Kisshouin-san, could I have a word with you?" smiled Enjou as he grabbed my arm and pulled me away.

"Why exactly does Masaya have to get a tonsure and join a convent? And in Europe too."

"As a scion of the Kaburagi house, I believed it suitable for him to go to the true home of convents."

"Look, I know he's an idiot who lacks common sense, but aren't you going too far? We've all tried to help Masaya get over his sickness, with no success. You're the only girl other than Yurie he's shown a shred of interest in. Please, everyone's counting on you." Enjou had a worried look on his face as he said this, and gave me a half-bow as he finished. Who knew this schemer could actually be worried about something?

I wondered what all the other girls would think, seeing this heartbroken idiot and his worried friend. I guess they would all be trying to cheer him up - the hot guy effect in full. But still, it made me a little more sympathetic, especially towards Enjou. And Yurie-sama.

... I guess I could do something to help.

Dealing with heartbreak, huh? Well I guess the answer is to binge on junk food. I need to figure out a location away from anyone in Zui ran, since its difficult for boys to cry with people they know around. Good thing I have experience hiding my junk food habits.

"I can take Kaburagi-sama out for a discussion this afternoon and see what I can do" I offered to Enjou.

"Our current policy is to have myself or Masaya's parents with him at all times after he ran off once. I'll trust you though, Kisshouin-san. Could you make sure he gets home after you're done with him?"

I looked back over to Kaburagi, still blankly sitting in the same spot. Could I even get this guy to go with me? "Do I just grab his arm and drag him along with me?"

Enjou walked back over and said a few words to Kaburagi, then gave me an expectant smile and bow. Kaburagi stood up and walked listlessly over towards me.

"Kaburagi-sama, if you could come with me I have something to discuss with you." To make sure he noticed, I grabbed his arm lightly and started walking towards the exit.

Unfortunately the hallways weren't fully empty as we left. I could already hear the rumor mill churning.