REDD WHITE AND THE SEVEN LITTEL BOIS
BY BARRYLAWN
one day redd white and april may where in blucorp having some fun because they just blackmail peoples they dont have to do office work or any of that the victims make all the moneys thats why he was able to buy that expensive painting from grossberg in 1-2. they decided to go out to the woods and do stuff
so redd white went out with april and they got lost until they found a house they were still lost of course but they had a house so there was less of a problem
they ate the stuff by the guys who maek the bread i like to eat and drank the drink i liek to drink and they went up to the bed but one was too small and the other was too small and well they were all too small
"dammit" said redd and he took out his phone "hey goldylox could you go over to them bears house and get that big bed"
"no its scary" said goldy
"awww welll guess i better tell the world about that time you ate that poor kids brea-"
"OK OK"
a minute later goldicocks arrived at the house and she unloaded the bed from her truck and they brought it into the bedroom
"isnt it a bit big" said goldy
"stfu teh bigger dah better" said redd
"uhhhh ok"
golfy left and they used the bed to do the shit and sleep
but little did they know that this house belonged to SEVEN LITTEL BOIS!
not only were they seven littel bois
but they were also SEVEN KLEVAH BOIS WHO WERE SMART ENOUGH TO REELIZE WAT WAS GOING ON
they sneaked into the beddroom where redd white and april may were unconcious and wett
"alrite bois do the thing" said the glassesed guy
and they took out their knifes and went to plunge but JUST THEN!
"WHATCHUR NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYME?!" screamed redds angelic voice and he jump off the bed and april went flying into the wall
"WHAT" shouted the littel bois
"PLZ INFORM ME DA TITTLE OF UR PERSONAGE! WHATCHAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYME"
the littel bois went to the floor
"we are littel bois living in the woods" they said sadly so red put his feet on the table
"awwww. WASSAH MATTAH?!"
"we cant get home"
redd decided to help them since he was a moral guy
but before he could they DIED
"OH NO" shouted redd and he saw suspicious woman leave
"LET US GIV CHASE APRIL"
so redd and april chase the woman and april caught her and redd push her to the ground
it was an old woman named witch
"ha ha" said redd and he took her photo "now i have proof that ur a witch and u will obey me or i will blackmail u"
"ok" croaked the witch
he used the witch to kill people and rob the banks and raep people on his behalf and she suffered for 10 years until redd was arrested and then she died cause she was old
THE END