A/N: This is all Robert's fault.
Naruto is staring at his necklace from Tsunade, having just heard that Yamato can use his chakra to contain the Ninetails in his body.
Naruto: Yamato-taichou, what else can this necklace do?
Yamato: Sit, boy! -Naruto falls to the ground making a large Naruto-shaped hole-
Sakura: Yamato-taichou...
Yamato: No, I can't teach you that one either, Sakura.
Sakura: Damn...
A/N: Might continue this as a series of short drabbles.