Author's Note: Soo... how did you like my first one-shot? I loved the reviews i got, so many thanks! I hope you like this story just as much, so enjoy!
Chapter One: The Surprise
"I'm not interested in being in a relationship! Let me eat my meat in peace!"
Monkey D. Luffy. He may look like your average 19 year old guy, but if you ever got to know him, he's one hell of a man. But that's not the issue. The problem here is, his parents, Makino and Shanks, just want him to get a freaking girlfriend already! He has never been in love, much less even have a crush. EVER. His older brother, Ace, was even beginning to think he was asexual.
"Do you even have hormones?" He would always say, which led to a fight between the two. Then, Shanks would always explain to them what a guy feels in certain situations, and you don't want your parents talking to you about being sexually excited.
"OK, we get it, Luffy, but really? You're not interested? You don't feel weird when you're around a certain girl? What about when you look at dirty magazines, don't you-"
Makino stabbed her piece of meat with her knife. "Shanks! Don't you even mention such filthy words in front of my dear children or at this table ever again, or i'll chop your tongue off!"
Shanks trembled in fear and was about to bow down to her to apologize, but got interrupted.
"Who says I look at dir- um, such filthy things!? Maybe ten years from now, maybe even tomorrow, i'll fall in love! But until then, don't bother me at all!" He shoved the last piece of meat into his mouth, then took Ace's, and stormed upstairs to his room and slammed the door shut.
"Geez..." Muttered Ace. "Agh, my meat!"
It was quiet in the dining room for a few moments before Ace spoke up again.
"You guys shouldn't force him to get a partner, you know. Just leave him be." He said.
"You're right but..." Makino slammed her fists on the table. " I just want a grandchild already!"
"Wha?" Said Shanks.
"I just want to hold an adorable baby once more!"
"OR, you can just have one nine months later! You guys have been married for almost two years now; don't you think it's time to make each other happy?" Blurted Ace. Shanks blushed despite himself, and was about to say something, but got interrupted again.
"BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME! No offense, honey."
"Non taken."
"But hey- he said he could even fall in love tomorrow! And I know a way how!" Both Ace and Shanks gulped when they heard her bizzare idea, but agreed to cooperate anyways.
The next morning, Luffy woke up feeling so great, it was suspicious. Makino quietly opened the door to his room.
"What?" He asked.
"Well... we feel bad for what we talked about last night. So, we have a surprise to make it up to you! Come, eat your breakfast so we can leave!" She cheered.
"A surprise!? Really!? Thanks, your the best!" Luffy quickly got dressed ,wolfed down his breakfast and ran outside to wait in the car. As soon as everybody got in the car, Ace blindfolded Luffy.
"What the-"
"It won't be a surprise if you know where were going, right?" Said Ace.
"Oh right! Then let's go now, I can't wait!"
Everyone snickered evilly.
"Oh, would you look at that! We're already here!" Said Shanks. "Luffy, don't take off-"
"Luffy, don't take off your blindfold just yet, wait until we get inside!" Interrupted Makino. Ace was guiding Luffy as all four of them made their way to the rather large building. Luffy could hear a lot of people taking, and he overheard two girls.
"I wonder what kind of guy he is!" Said the first girl.
"I know right!? I hope he's hot!" Squealed the second girl.
"Huh?" Said Luffy, getting more suspicious. Makino noticed, and quickly and swiftly, she plugged his ears with earplugs.
"It wouldn't be a surprise if you can hear where we're at!" She laughed nervously.
"I don't know what you just said, but if the surprise is gonna be ruined because i can hear, then OK!"
Now he just looked like a hostage, but luckily, no one noticed. After a while, Luffy could tell that they had stopped at a certain spot for a while, so he figured they were already inside. He was about to question it, but Makino took off one of his earplugs and whispered in his ear.
"Luffy, this is really important for the surprise, so if you could just sign your name here..." He grabbed his right hand and placed a pen in between his fingers, guiding it to where he needed to sign.
"Why do I-"
"For meat."
"I'LL DO IT." Once he signed his name, a man spoke up.
"Alright then! Now if you could just follow this lovely lady over to your specified seat, we can start the show!"
"Oh no." Said Luffy. "Oh no oh no oh no." He took off his blindfold and other earplug and took one good at the man. He was the host for the popular dating show, 'Blind Date'! He signed the paper, so there was no turning back.
"YOU GUYS TRICKED ME!" He fell for one of his mom's devious plans again! He tried to make a run for it before it really was too late, but the grip of the lovely lady on his wrist was far too strong to break loose.
'There's nothing left to do...' He thought as he was getting dragged onto the stage by the lovely lady.
"We'll be watching from the audience, rooting for ya! Choose a cute one!" Yelled Ace.
"Shaddup!"
"Ladies and crappygents, this is live with your host, Harry Harryman! BLIND DATEEE!" The audience began to cheer and whoo.
Meanwhile, behind the curtain of the stage, Luffy sat down on his chair as the lovely lady gave him a set of note cards.
"Here, these are the questions your'e supposed to ask. Good luck!" Said the lovely lady in a sweet voice.
"Good luck my ass..." Muttered Luffy.
"Oh...and Luffy..."
"What?"
The curvaceous lovely lady with long silky black hair sat on his lap and leaned her face close to his. Her breasts were pressed against his chest, which made him feel more uncomfortable than he already was.
"You know...you've become quite interesting..." She soothed. "I've been missing you every day since that day...if you don't happen to like the tramp that you choose..." She took out a piece of paper from inside her shirt and slid it underneath his pants, which made him squirm, "You can call me. I'll be here for you." She smiled devilishly. Luffy watched her walk away, her hips swaying from side to side. He took out the piece of paper she gave him.
"Boa Hancock...I guess you're pretty interesting too..." He smirked.
"Here he is, folks! The man of the hour! A nineteen year old whose looks could kill! Monkey! D! LUFFYYY!" The curtains slowly opened as the audience went wild.
"He's right! He's sooo HAWT!"
"I wish I had a man like that!"
"KYAAA! So fine!"
Luffy just rolled his eyes, which made the women in the audience squeal even more.
"And now, these three betwitching beauties!" Shouted Harry. The curtains slowly opened some more, and again, the audience went wild.
"GODDAMN, they're sexy!"
"Can I see your panties!?"
"Damn, it doesn't matter which girl Luffy chooses, they're all hot!" Yelled Shanks, which then led to him getting his foot severely stabbed by Makino's sharp heels.
The three girls looked at the men in disgust, which made them even more excited!
"Well, then, let's introduce these three BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL ladies!" Said Harry.
"A charming young woman of eighteen years, who is the heiress of the rich city of Alabasta! Nefeltari! VIVIII! A striking twenty year old L-A-D-Y, who oh ho ho, isn't shy! NAMIII! And last but not least, the twenty year old beauty in the water! CAIIMMIEEEE!"
The audience was cheering louder than ever. There's always a wall that separates the man and the three women, or vice versa. They could only hear each other.
To Be Continued...
Author's Note: Really!? HARRY HARRYMAN!? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!? Well, what did ya think!? Was it good? Please tell me what you think, and I will be posting the next chapter very soon, so until then!