**Disclaimer: I own naught except my own creativity which I use with these
characters…and songs…which by the way if you didn't know, are NOT mine in
any way other than my own fantasies**
Explanation: Moulin Rouge Queen style (this is what happens if you have Moulin Rouge songs and Queen songs mixed together on WinAmp)
Here goes…please don't kill me, I'm wee todd dead.
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*Scene up in the Elephant, everybody from Moulin Rouge present *
Satine: (singing to Christian) Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on yo' face you big disgrace kickin' your can all over the place singin'
*Toulousse wobbles up to Christian*
Toulousse: Weeee wiw weee wiw wock you
Bohemians: Weee will weee will rock you
*Satine coughs up blood*
Christian: (singing to Satine) Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day you got blood on yo' face you big disgrace
Everybody: Weeee will weeee will rock you
*Duke does a riverdance kick*
Duke: Sing it!
Toulousse: Weeee wiw weee wiw wock you
Satine: (sings to everybody) Too late, my time has come sends shivers down my spine body's aching all the time goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Everybody: No, we will not let you go!
Christian: (Sings, referring to the Duke) I see a little silhouetto of a man
Everybody: Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do el Tango…De Roxanne!
*everybody gathers up and poses for the Tango*
Toulousse: Wiw dwive you, wiw dwive you, wiw dwive you…
Duke: MAAAAD!
Zidler: Roooooxanne!
*everybody looks at each other "who's Roxanne?"*
Duke: (to Satine) You don't have to put on that red light….wear that dress tonite, don't sell your body, coz you're all mine….oh yes *thinks to himself…"she is miiine…my precioussssss…"* (ok, sorry, got mixed up with LOTR)
Christian: His eyes upon your face, his hand up on your thigh…It's more than I can stand *is jealous*
Duke: Oh please don't wear a dress tonite…
Zidler: Roooooooxanne!
*everybody looks around room for sign or Roxanne…"who's Roxanne" *
Duke: Gallileo!
Zidler: Gallileo
Duke: Gallileo!
Zidler: Gallileo
Duke: Gallileo Figaro!
Argentinian: Magnifico-o-O-o-O!
Christian: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Bohemians: He's just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity
Christian: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Everybody: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Bohemians: let him go
Everybody: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Bohemians: let him go
Christian and Satine: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Christian: Nothing really matters - nothing really matters but Satiiiiiine!
*looks at Duke and winks*
*Awkward silence, then Duke starts to sing*
Duke: My gift is myyy bong, and this one's for you *points to Zidler*
*Bohemians get jealous*
Duke: And you can tell everybody, there's nothing wrong…
Zidler: It looks real simple, but I don't mind…no I don't mind…that you used an old Coke bottle you silly old nerrrrd.
Duke: I sat on the roof, eating the moss
Zidler: But the sun's been kind while you made that bong, it's people like you that get me turned onnnn
Christian: excuse me for butting in, but I always do, you see I don't know if that bong's green or blue, but the thing is, what I really mean…yours is the nicest…uhh…bong, yeah booong, that I've ever seen.
Duke: And you can tell everybody that it's your bong, it may look real simple but it's finally done,
Satine: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, but we're leaving you three alone
Zidler, Christian and the Duke: How wonderful life is, now you're in the world…
Toulousse: ( he never really left, just climbed on top of the elephant) How wondewfuw wife is, now youre in de wowwwwld…
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Well, what do you think…another chapter? Or should I just quit while I'm ahead?
Explanation: Moulin Rouge Queen style (this is what happens if you have Moulin Rouge songs and Queen songs mixed together on WinAmp)
Here goes…please don't kill me, I'm wee todd dead.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- _-_-_-_
*Scene up in the Elephant, everybody from Moulin Rouge present *
Satine: (singing to Christian) Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on yo' face you big disgrace kickin' your can all over the place singin'
*Toulousse wobbles up to Christian*
Toulousse: Weeee wiw weee wiw wock you
Bohemians: Weee will weee will rock you
*Satine coughs up blood*
Christian: (singing to Satine) Shouting in the street gonna take on the world some day you got blood on yo' face you big disgrace
Everybody: Weeee will weeee will rock you
*Duke does a riverdance kick*
Duke: Sing it!
Toulousse: Weeee wiw weee wiw wock you
Satine: (sings to everybody) Too late, my time has come sends shivers down my spine body's aching all the time goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Everybody: No, we will not let you go!
Christian: (Sings, referring to the Duke) I see a little silhouetto of a man
Everybody: Scaramouch, Scaramouch will you do el Tango…De Roxanne!
*everybody gathers up and poses for the Tango*
Toulousse: Wiw dwive you, wiw dwive you, wiw dwive you…
Duke: MAAAAD!
Zidler: Roooooxanne!
*everybody looks at each other "who's Roxanne?"*
Duke: (to Satine) You don't have to put on that red light….wear that dress tonite, don't sell your body, coz you're all mine….oh yes *thinks to himself…"she is miiine…my precioussssss…"* (ok, sorry, got mixed up with LOTR)
Christian: His eyes upon your face, his hand up on your thigh…It's more than I can stand *is jealous*
Duke: Oh please don't wear a dress tonite…
Zidler: Roooooooxanne!
*everybody looks around room for sign or Roxanne…"who's Roxanne" *
Duke: Gallileo!
Zidler: Gallileo
Duke: Gallileo!
Zidler: Gallileo
Duke: Gallileo Figaro!
Argentinian: Magnifico-o-O-o-O!
Christian: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Bohemians: He's just a poor boy from a poor family spare him his life from this monstrosity
Christian: Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Everybody: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Bohemians: let him go
Everybody: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go
Bohemians: let him go
Christian and Satine: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Christian: Nothing really matters - nothing really matters but Satiiiiiine!
*looks at Duke and winks*
*Awkward silence, then Duke starts to sing*
Duke: My gift is myyy bong, and this one's for you *points to Zidler*
*Bohemians get jealous*
Duke: And you can tell everybody, there's nothing wrong…
Zidler: It looks real simple, but I don't mind…no I don't mind…that you used an old Coke bottle you silly old nerrrrd.
Duke: I sat on the roof, eating the moss
Zidler: But the sun's been kind while you made that bong, it's people like you that get me turned onnnn
Christian: excuse me for butting in, but I always do, you see I don't know if that bong's green or blue, but the thing is, what I really mean…yours is the nicest…uhh…bong, yeah booong, that I've ever seen.
Duke: And you can tell everybody that it's your bong, it may look real simple but it's finally done,
Satine: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, but we're leaving you three alone
Zidler, Christian and the Duke: How wonderful life is, now you're in the world…
Toulousse: ( he never really left, just climbed on top of the elephant) How wondewfuw wife is, now youre in de wowwwwld…
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Well, what do you think…another chapter? Or should I just quit while I'm ahead?