isclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji

Twins

Bloody Twins

Here Ciel was, holding his newborn son while his wife, Elizabeth, was giving birth to his second newborn child.

"Excuse me?" The midwife said, peering from the doorway. "You can see them now." Ciel walked into the room.

"Lizzy-" Ciel stopped in mid sentence. She was holding two more blanket covered children. "BLOODY TRIPLETS?" he screamed. Lizzy giggled.

"Would you like to hold your son?" she asked. They switched kids.

"Um…hello." Ciel cooed as he removed the blanket from the child's face.

What the…?

The child had hair that was darker than the night sky and had eyes that were the color of blood. Ciel gave Lizzy a confused look.

"Uh," she started. "I can explain-" At that moment, a man that looked identical to the child in Ciel's arms walked into the room.

"Young Master? Has the child been delivered-"

"Sebastian," Ciel said sharply. "Did you sleep with my wife?"

"Pardon?"

"Answer me man! Is this your child or not?" he yelled. The butler simply smiled.

"Whatever do you-" his eyes grew wide as he took in the child's appearance. "Hmm, well-" Sebastian sprinted out of the room.

"Come back here!" Ciel yelled. He looked over to Lizzy. "This other child is mine, right?"

She nodded. "Yes, this is your daughter." He smiled at the word daughter. They once again switched kids and Ciel removed the blanket from the child's head.

Frick

The child had eyes the color or grass and hair the color of blood. "Lizzy!" he yelled. "Again!"

Another man walked into the room

"Hey Phantomhive boy! I heard that you-" the man looked at the child and squealed. "Kyaaa! She's so cute, just look at her!"

Ciel was speechless at this point.

"Is everything alright Young Master?" Sebastian asked. "I felt the estrogen levels rising and…oh, it's just you Grell."

"Isn't she adorable Bassie? Let's raise her together as husband and-"

"No thank you."

Eventually everything was settled out and everyone was forgiven. Ciel would raise the two children as if they were his own. As for their appearances, that's what wigs and hair dye are for, right?

A/N: The whole concept of this extremely short crack fic was brainstormed in gym class during a very random conversation between me and a friend. Nothing too special, just a quickie this time. I'm still working on another fic.

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