Billy and Mandy's Big Boogie fan fiction: The Simpsons move parody
Disclaimer: The Simpsons belong to Matt Groening and Billy and Mandy belongs to Maxwell Atoms. All the cartoon characters belong to their rightful owners.
Author's note: I decided to give this story a second try to see if it's deserved to be continued.
(We see the WB logo and instead of Bugs Bunny, we see Fred Fredburger humming the WB theme loudly and horribly. As he finished he pulls out a box of nachos out of nowhere and takes a bite from using his trunk)
(Then the screen turns to show the film, Evil Con Carne in Moons the Moon)
In the deep reaches of space, far from the Earth itself, was the moon. A rocket briefly flew over, preparing the landing sequence. As the ship landed, a large purple bear with a brain on its head and a stomach on its…well, stomach appeared out of the ship. Along came was a bald man in an officer's uniform with a scar on his eye and a female doctor with goggles and red hair.
"Finally, our plan to colonize the moon is coming true!" The brain declared as the brain is the remains of Hector Con Carne. "How are things coming to plan Major Doctor Ghastly?"
"It's been doing great chief!" The woman said with a thumb up.
"Wait a minute, how can we be in the moon without any space suits on?" The General asked. "We could've died from the lack of air by the time we set foot."
"General Skarr, have you forgotten that this cartoon has broken every laws of physics?" Major Doctor Ghastly said to him. "In, fact do we even care anymore?"
"Oh yeah…" The general said as he remembered.
But their celebration was cut short as another rocket ship landed next to them; the door hatch opens up as white smoke came outside of the ship. As the smoke clears it revealed a silhouette clears away who was…
"Cod Commando!" Hector shouted, "How in the name of jalapeno did you catch up with us?"
"BLAH-Blah, blah-blah-blah-blah!" Cod Commando "Explained."
"Oh yeah, that does help us how you did it." Hector said as Major Doctor Ghastly and General Skarr nodded in agreement.
Then Cod Command took a pole of an American flag and began the vicious beating of the trio. He then impales Hector through his stomach case. The four including Boskov the bear were mangled brutally with bruises, broken teeth, and whatnot. Cod Commando then destroys their rocket with his bazooka out of his pocket thanks to cartoon physics. Finally, he leaves on his own rocket victoriously.
"That was rather anti-climatic." General Skarr said as he literally spat out his broken teeth.
News had automatically reached earth with the headline stating…
Cod Commando returns
Stopped the evils of Hector Con Carne
Abe Lincoln just offered Cod Commando another medal for stopping Hector Con Carne as he was riding his own limo in a ticker tape parade. During the parade some lucky ladyfishes winked and smiled seductively at him, Cod Commando appropriately blushed in response. As the crowd waited for Cod reaching the podium, he said those powerful words…
"Blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah!"
The crowd cheers in a roar of applauses and whistles as picket signs reading Cod Commando for the next Presidential election! (And Hillary too…)
6 months later...
Newly elected President Cod Commando was enjoying his first duty as president as he sang, "Hail to the Chief" in his native fish tongue as he sat comfortably in his office. Suddenly, he heard something faint in the sky. He then quickly took out a pair of giant binoculars and looked. There, he saw Hector, Boscov, Skarr, and Ghastly all alive and well. Then, they each pulled a sign…
We're TELLING! The signs said.
Cod Commando freaked out, as he knew time was running out once the people find out that he failed at defeating Hector Con Carne for good, he'd be impeached. Cod then kept pondering and pondering in his office for days. Sweat trickles down to his scales as the constant pacing created a ditch from constant walking. Then, he quickly snapped his fingers for an idea. He ran up to a portrait of a Fish version of George Washington and pulled away revealing a missile launch system.
As he switched for options on the main computers, first he checked First Strike, then Retaliation, and then finally, he'd chosen "Accidental" Launch. As he pressed the button, HUNDREDS of missiles fired through the air sending to the moon, where the four watched and realized it was coming straight for them.
They responded like any other person did when they see missiles coming straight for them. By screaming their heads off and thanks to cartoon physics, their mouths became wide as buses as each projectile flew inside their mouths and into their stomach! The three became wider than the Great Wall of China.
Speaking of stomachs…
"I knew that iron's good for you, but this is ridiculous!" Hector's stomach said
Finally there was one missile left. As it flew silently and slowly to them, the top of the missile opened to reveal a hammer and slightly tapped on each of their stomachs, then a gigantic explosion appeared with a fantastic "BOOM!" erupted. But at least the moon wasn't destroyed.
(We see the whole thing was just a fan fiction story on a computer as Billy's head filled the screen)
"BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGG!!" Billy shouted at the computer.
"Darn it boy!" Grim exclaimed as he and Mandy are with him at the computer. "You're blocking everyone's way!"
Then the screen pans showing every character in Billy's room behind the main trio as they all huddled together for fan fiction.
"Billy actually has a point." Said Mandy in her aloof tone; "I mean it's just the same script with us replacing the original characters."
"Well, it's been done a dozen times." Grim said as he nodded in agreement.
"I still can't believe we've been reading something that could be even better if it was on DVD" Billy muttered angrily.
"Well, what are you saying?" Irwin asked.
"I'm saying that everyone reading this story is a complete sucker!" Billy said, and finally actually points to the readers themselves. "And Especially YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!"
(We see the title of the true fan fiction in tune of the Simpsons opening)
Billy and Mandy's
"Big Boogie fan fiction." Nigel Planter said as he sang to the tune while crossing the screen in his broom.
(The following music is the tune of the Simpsons theme with the instruments in tune of Billy and Mandy. All of Endsville was in the same sequence of the yellow skinned family, from the underworld to the city itself.)
In the retirement home, Hugo (the giant orderly from the Foster's episode where Bloo pretended to be old) spreads toothpaste into Dracula, Wolf man, and Bride of Frankenstein's toothbrushes. But the weight of the toothpaste caused Dracula and Wolf man to keel over and collapse, while the bride's arm simply fell off.
Back at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs carefully writes an expiration date on the boxes of patties from 2006 to 2008.
To the school, we see Francis, Terrence, and Sperg lifting Pud'n, by a wedgie onto a flagpole as if the child was the flag itself. Then the bullies saluted as if he was the flag.
Inside the school itself, the author of the story was writing on the chalkboard. Apparently, I got into detention as I wrote… "I will not copyright from Mr.Groening, Mr. Atoms, and anyone else who used this before…"
Suddenly, the bell rings and I was off the detention room in joy.
(The screen then changes into a rock concert under Lake Endsville featuring none other than Green Day as themselves! The music than changed into Punk rock as Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool are playing their respective instruments as they're in Billy and Mandy style.)
The crowd cheers as they've played, among the crowd were hundreds of cartoon characters from Disney, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and more as they yelled for the band.
Eris the goddess of chaos was sitting on Hoss Delgado's shoulders as she lifts her white shirt revealing another T-shirt saying… "Not my boyfriend."
Passing among them, Sector V of the Kids Next Door are struggling from lifting Patrick Star.
"Excuse me, but my butt is itching." Patrick announced to the kids, the children immediately dropped him in disgust.
Meanwhile, Billie Joe continuously sang "Hey!" from a karaoke machine underneath and hums the last bits of the theme song along with the crowd.
(Karaoke time! Just sing to the end bits of the Simpsons theme song)
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! DA DA DA DA DA DA DADADADA DADADADA!
The crowd cheers and applauded for Green Day as Billie Joe came to the microphone as he spoke.
"Well thanks a lot for coming, we've been playing for 3/12 hours and if you like a minute of your time about the environment."
All the cartoon characters stopped cheering abruptly, and was automatically changed into boos as they were throwing random pieces of garbage at the poor band.
"Shut up and play!" Edward the platypus yelled while throwing.
"Preachy!" Captain Planet shouted as he threw a plastic bottle of beer.
"We're not being preachy!" Mike said defensively as the dodged the superhero's half drunken beverage.
"But the pollution in the lake is dissolving our barge!" Tre added as he pointed with his drumsticks showing that he was correct. The acidic water began slowly eating away the wood.
The barge slowly sinks as the angry crowd continuously threw a barrage of trash at them.
Meanwhile, the only ones who're listening were Mandy's parents Phil and Claire.
"I thought they touched a vital issue," Claire said next to Grim.
"Well, I begged to differ." Grim replied. "It's their time anyway."
After saying this, he picked up a rock and threw into the bass drum. The stone projectile went through and hit Tre in the crotch as he wobbled down in pain.
Eventually, the barge was tipping over into the murky depths. Knowing their fate, Mike told his fellow band mates.
"Gentlemen, it's an honor playing with you tonight."
The three pulled out violins as they played from the Titanic movie; soon the barge went over its side as Green Day fell into the murky depths along with the rest of the boat as it sank with its inhabitants.
Phil and Claire watched in ominous silence after the crowd stopped when they realized what they've done…
To be continued…
Author's notes: So how is it everyone? Does it deserve to be given a second chance even though it was done before? Either way, I hope you enjoyed it!