This fic is basically worshiping the very air Claudio breathes. It's pure Claudio fanservice. Now I personally do not feel this way because I'm definitely hetero, but my very good friend does so I'm doing this to make her happy and she deserves happiness. I mean, who doesn't deserve happiness?

This fic is for Vnagandr, who continues to be my number one requester. Thank you for your support! I wuv you :3

There was once a man. A very, very, VERY attractive man. There are many stories as to where this hot hunk of man originated, some out of this world even. A popular story pertaining to his origin is as follows:

Once upon a time, God was chilling in the heavens above. He was extremely hot one day, and as his hand went across his head to wipe his brow, a few tiny droplets of sweat flew and descended to the Earth below. These droplets of sweat soaked the Earth and from that soil emerged the hottest, most gorgeous specimen of flesh and blood to ever exist. The man was so hot that his very gaze was enough to cause females (and non hetero males) to increase in temperature to the point of sweating. Their hearts would pound in their chest, and their legs would become weak in his sizzling presence.

This man, God's gift to men and women alike, was known as Claudio Serafino. He walked the Earth like any other human being, but when one laid eyes upon him... they immediately knew his level of gorgeousness was on a higher plane of reality.

It was a hot day at Claudio's house, both from the sun and from the natural hotness that his body emanates. But it was extra hot at that moment because Claudio happened to be in the shower and the very thought of his wet naked body caused global warming. The godlike blessing of a man was busy soaping up his perfect ass, moving his hands against his buns clockwise as the water poured down his soaking black hair, which covered his face. He squirted a glob of soap across his chest and started rubbing his expertly carved pecs until they were soapy and dripping. The soap drizzled down his chest and covered his magnificently sculpted abs, and some of it drizzled even further onto his tiny black patch of down there hair. The soap was grateful to have the honor of touching his bare skin, and the water droplets that landed on his chest immediately evaporated from the furnace his manly aura gave off. Yep, this was an extremely hot shower.

After the shower ended, Claudio stepped out with a sigh of relief and grabbed a towel. He didn't wrap himself up, as he was far too sexy to hide his nakedness from the universe. No, he instead placed the towel on his head and scrubbed his hair intensely, his huge manly package dangling back and forth and immediately causing a rainstorm. This rainstorm was a result of the very Earth itself having a wet orgasm at the sight of Claudio drying himself.

"Huh... rain again. Same time as yesterday." Claudio mumbled. With a shrug, he dropped the towel and slipped on his silky white boxers. He slipped on his regal looking white suit and his flowing white coat, followed by his fancy white shoes. The reason he wore white is because white was the color of angels and Claudio was the human equivalent of such. In fact, human Claudio was GREATER than angels and even the gods themselves. Claudio was on a higher level than even the most powerful supernatural forces in the universe.

Once Claudio was all spruced up in his white attire, he applied his cologne which was made from the tears of envious men who could only dream of standing in the vicinity of his shadow. He then applied his signature hair get, which was made from the orgasms of women who had had the honor of laying eyes upon him, even if it was just their peripheral vision. He slicked back his superior to all others hair just the way he always did: perfectly.

"Now... let's see what the world has in store for me today." Claudio said to his own reflection, his calm soothing voice caressing and serenading the very air around him. He adjusted his coat a few times and walked out the front door, preparing to grace the outside world with his heavenly presence. As Claudio stepped foot outside his house, the flowers and blade of grass around him bowed before his flawlessness and perfection.

This will be a multichap fic. I predict about... 12 chaps. Maybe more. Each chap will consist of Claudio wooing one lucky female. No, I won't be taking requests because I already have the chicks picked out according to Vnagandr's wishes. Sorry.

Stay tuned!