Wrath: Hey, this one is being posted on the behalf of Rose, one of my Quiz Bowl buddies, to get you in the mood for Christmas, so I don't care if you hate it, because I didn't write it, I'm just posting it! If you hate it, let me know, so I can let Rose know if she's good at the parody thing or not!
Murtagh Got Run Over by a Dragon
Murtagh got run over by a dragon,
Walking from the palace Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Galbatorix,
But as for me and Eragon, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much red wine,
And we begged him not to go,
But he'd left his sword and armor,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were dragon prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Forsworn marks on his back.
Murtagh got run over by a dragon,
Walking from the palace Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Galbatorix,
But as for me and Eragon, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Eragon,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there playing MagicTM,
Drinking mead and practicing swords with Arya.
It's not Christmas without Murtagh.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Murtagh got run over by a dragon,
Walking from the palace Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Galbatorix,
But as for me and Eragon, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of pig.
And a black and red candle,
That would have just matched the hilt of Murtagh's sword.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives dragons and tortures elves.
Murtagh got run over by a dragon,
Walking from the palace Christmas eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Galbatorix,
But as for me and Eragon, we believe.