All right. My little cousins (five and seven) were here at my house, and we watched some crappy movies. I got this idea from watching said movies, and I had to write it all down. So, this is my version of said movies; Rapunzel, Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleepin' Beauty. The catch? It's with the YuYu gang. So you can imagine how fun it was writing this!
Hiei: Boo.
Oooh... First up is... Hiei, you pick out the name of the movie from Rinku's hat.
Rinku: Yeah, Hiei.
Hiei: Hn. (takes out a small paper) Umm... Cin-der-ell-a?
That's enough. You don't wanna use whatever brain power you have left to read a damn paper. OK, it's Cinderella! And a note, I KNOW NONE OF THE CHARACTERS WOULD DO THIS, BUT HEY!! IT'S A FAIRY TALE!! IT'S LIKE... CLICHE AND... STUFF!! YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME WONDER WHY I EVEN MADE THIS, AND WHY AM I USING BOLD? IT'S ANNOYING, SO I'MMA STOP!! There, I feel better. :3
A small girl, age five, was playing with a horse, her father close-by. He was drooling over his soon-to-be wife, who was glaring at the girl, as well as her two, six year old daughters.
This girl, even though she was only five, was a beauty. She had mint green hair, was wearing a light blue dress, and always had a smile on her face. The little girl glanced at the two girls who were glaring at her. She shrugged and walked over to them.
"Hello Botan," the small girl said, extending a hand to one of the two little girls. Botan scowled at her.
"Yukina," she said, annoyed. Yukina jumped, and extending another hand to the little girl next to Botan.
"Hello Juri," Yukina greeted happily. Juri stuck her tongue out at her. Yukina sighed and walked away from them.
"What is it with her?" Juri asked Botan, crossing her arms.
"I dunno..." Botan tugged on her mother's dress. "Mother, can Juri and I go inside?" Her mother looked down at her.
"Uhh, sure. Go."
"Oh Shizuru, you're so beautiful," the man panted. Shizuru gave him a fake smile.
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Thanks Youko." (Yeah! Youko's gonna be Yukina's dad! And Hiei ain't Yukina's bro! ... Aw, shit...) Shizuru smirked as Youko turned to his daughter.
"Now I have to wait for the poison to kick in," she thought smugly.
THE DREADED TIME SKIP, THIRTEEN YEARS LATER (Whoa...)
"Yukina, didja iron my shirt yet?" nineteen year old Juri asked boredly, looking at her nails. Eighteen year old Yukina gave her a white blouse and smiled.
"Yes." Juri eyed her and then left, scoffing. Yukina went back to ironing as her other stepsister, Botan, came running in, wearing a light pink robe.
"Hey! Where's my white skirt and black blouse?" she sputtered.
"I'm still ironing them," Yukina answered softly, ironing a black blouse and handing it to Botan.
"Well, hurry it up! I need to get dressed sometime today!"
"Yes Botan." Botan stormed out. Yukina started humming softly as she continued to iron the clothes. The window in the laundry room, where Yukina was in, opened. In came a girl with shoulder-length brown hair.
"Hey Yukina," she said casually, sitting on the floor. "Where's the mice you always play with?" Yukina sighed sadly.
"Shizuru kill them." OK, isn't this supposed to be a fairy tale? ... I thought it was, too.
"Geez. Cocky bitch. Anyway, you're kinda doin' a slow burn," the girl pointed out. Yukina looked at the shirt she was ironing, one of her raggy shirts, and saw that the iron burned a hole through it.
"Oh man... Well, it was one of my own shirts, so I'll be fine," Yukina said brightly.
"OK," the girl said, shrugging.
"Anyways, what brings you here? You're usually at the palace, Keiko." Keiko snapped her fingers.
"Oh yeah! That reminds me. The King and Queen are holdin' a ball at the palace Friday," she said, looking outside.
"Really? And why would I wanna know this?" Yukina asked, ironing the white skirt Botan needed. Keiko stared at Yukina funny.
"Duh! Because you could have a chance at royalty!" the brunette exclaimed, looking through her pockets. "Oh, dammit... Where are they?!" She searched through her clothes, and saw what she was looking for on the ground. She smacked her forehead.
"You alright?" Yukina asked worriedly, looking at her only friend. She laughed lightly.
"Of course. I'm gonna go through the front door. I'm supposed to give out the invites." She jumped on the windowsill. "Later, Yukina."
"Bye," Yukina sang. Shizuru was listening to their conversation the whole time. She scowled before walking away.
Keiko knocked on the door loudly.
"HELLO?!" she hollered, knocking away. Botan answered the door, scowling at the mailgirl.
"What is it?!" she asked irritabley.
"Here." Keiko gave her four invites and cleared her throat. "The King and Queen are gonna hold a ball at the palace, wants to invite everybody in the town, you know how it goes." Botan brightened up.
"Will the prince be there?!" she asked briskly. Keiko glared at her before a fake shocked expression was glued onto her face.
"Oh no! Prince Jin ain't gonna go to the ball that's revolved around him," she told the bluenette sarcastically before shaking her head and leaving.
"Well, no need for sarcasm!" Botan yelled at Keiko. She waved it off before walking down the dirt road.
"Well, who the hell was it?" Juri asked in her usual bored voice.
"That damn mailgirl, Keiko Yukimura," Botan said disgustedly before looking excited. "The King and Queen are holding a ball for the Prince, and they're inviting everyone!" Juri gasped.
"Really?!" Botan nodded.
"MOTHER!!" they screamed, running from the door and sprinting into the kitchen. Shizuru was drinking tea when they came running in.
"No need to yell," Shizuru said, flicking her light brown hair away from her face.
"We got invited to a ball!" the two girls exclaimed. Shizuru raised her eyebrow.
"All right..." Juri took the invites from Botan and counted them.
"Why're there four?" she asked her sister. Botan scoffed.
"She gave out an invite for Yukina also." Juri groaned.
"Guh-reat!" Shizuru shook her head and sipped some more tea. Yukina heard this and gulped. She walked towards the doorway silently, cleared her throat, and stared at them. The women didn't notice her, so she began to talk.
"C-c-could I g-go?" Silence. The three women looked towards the doorway, where a nervous Yukina was at. She gulped loudly. Juri and Botan glared at her. Shizuru thought for a moment.
"You can." Juri and Botan whipped around, staring at their mother like she went crazy. Yukina stared at Shizuru with hopeful crimson eyes.
"What?! Mother!" the two women said in a pouty voice. Shizuru stood up and put her hands on her hips.
"If you can complete all of your chores on Friday." Yukina nodded, grinning widely. The eighteen year old left the doorway, happier than ever.
"I'll get all of my chores done on Friday. I will." Yukina ran downstairs to the basement, where a small bed was at. She jumped on it and sighed happily.
FRIDAY...
It was sunrise when Yukina was woken up.
"You might as well get a headstart on your chores if you wanna go to the ball tonight," Shizuru sneered. That got Yukina furiously getting her clothes on.
Ever since Youko had died 'a mysterious death', Shizuru always made Yukina do everything. And instead of dresses, like her father had given her, they were all rag clothing.
But being the optimistic one, Yukina never gave the clothes a second thought.
"You need to do all these chores by tonight, before the ball," Shizuru said harshly. Yukina merely nodded, used to her harsh tone. She left a little after that, into the laundry room. She began to hand-wash the dirty laundry, humming softly.
The window opened silently, while Yukina's back was turned.
"Princess Yukina!" The girl jumped and whipped around, only to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Keiko, you scared me!" Yukina whispered, a bit relieved. Keiko laughed.
"Ahh, I know. Anyway, you gonna go? 'Cause then I have no reason to go to the ball if you ain't." Yukina shrugged.
"If I can get all these chores done before the ball, then I'll be able to go," she chirped. Keiko sighed.
"Hopefully, you'll get to go." Yukina gave her a half-smile.
"So do I. But you should go. I don't want you to get in trouble with Shizuru." Keiko shrugged and smiled.
"All right. Bye!" Yukina waved and Keiko left. Yukina went back to doing her chores. She soon got all the clothes washed. Now she had to hang them up outside, to dry. She walked outside and started to clip them up.
"It's nice and warm out today," she commented, smiling to herself. She clipped all the clothes up pretty fast, running back into the home. Juri was sitting on a stool, glaring at Yukina as she ran in.
"Huh? Hello Juri. Is there something you need?" Yukina asked curiously. Juri scoffed.
"Obviously. I need my new dress ironed, ASAP!" Yukina nodded.
"Where is it?"
"In my room." Yukina sighed and left the laundry room. She ran into Juri's room, where she found the new dress Shizuru bought for Juri. It was a long pale blue dress. There was a white ribbon at the waist, and there were matching shoes to go along with said dress.
Yukina snatched it and ran down the stairs, into the laundry room, and ran into Botan, who was sitting on the stool Juri sat on.
"Hello Botan," Yukina said in a bubbly voice.
"Hi. You need to iron my dress."
"Another dress?" Yukina thought, a bit depressed. She nodded.
"It's in my room," Botan said, acting like Yukina was stupid. Yukina nodded again and put Juri's dress on the ironing board. She left and sprinted up the stairs, ran into Botan's room, and saw her dress for the ball.
It was a strapless, short, violet dress. It came with matching shoes also.
"OK, down to the laundry room again!" Yukina said, flying down the stairs. She put Botan's dress next to Juri's dress and started to iron the two, humming. After she was done with that, she went into the kitchen and started to wash the dishes.
"Hn." The girl jumped and turned. She was a bit nervous when he came around.
"Hi Hiei," Yukina greeted, trying to sound cheerful.
"Hey Softy. Where's Juri?" Yukina shrugged before going back to the dishes. "Some help you were..." Then, she heard him leave. She sighed and started humming again.
"YUKINA!!" The eighteen year old turned curiously.
"Yes Shizuru?" Shizuru was standing at the door, flaming mad.
"What are you doing?!" Yukina blinked.
"The dishes. I'm finished with the laundry and ironing," she replied.
"Well, hurry up with the dishes! And how'd Hiei get in here?!"
"I don't know. Through the door?" Shizuru scowled before leaving. Yukina giggled and went back to the dishes yet again. After a while, she was finished.
"What else did Shizuru want me to do?" Yukina asked herself, thinking.
"She wanted you to scrub the floors."
"Thanks." Yukina was about to leave the kitchen when she whipped around. No one was there. She gulped before shaking her head.
"I'm hearing things."
"No, you aren't."
"Yes, I am. Wait!" She turned around again. No one was there... again. She huffed before walking away.
LATER...
"I finally got all of my chores done," Yukina said happily.
"But what about clothes?" Juri asked, Hiei holding her waist. (YEAH!! I'MMA HIEIxJURI FAN!! WHAT?!) She was wearing all of the essentials Shizuru bought her and had her hair in a French braid.
"I'll think of something," she replied to her stepsister. Juri's eyes narrowed.
"C'mon Hiei, let's go."
"Sure." And those two were gone, leaving the basement.
"Mother, how come Juri gets to leave now?!" Yukina heard Botan screech.
"Because she has a date," Shizuru coolly replied. Botan huffed loudly. Yukina shook her head, and heard footsteps coming down to her room.
"So, didja find anything to wear?" Shizuru asked Yukina. She (Shizuru) was wearing a long, dark blue dress and wore light blue heels. Her long, light brown hair was down, and she flicked it out of her face, like usual.
"N-no..." Shizuru let out a fake sad sigh.
"Then you can't go." Yukina's head jerked up, tears filling her crimson eyes.
"Wh-what?"
"You heard me. If you don't have anything to wear but rags, then you shouldn't even go." Yukina gulped, knowing she was going to get in trouble for snapping back, but what the hell does she got to lose?
"You never give me anything to wear but 'rags'," she mumbled. Shizuru heard that, and was furious.
"What?"
"Nothing..." Shizuru scowled.
"OK, Miss Back-Talk, you can stay home and clean this!" Shizuru took the framed picture of Youko. Yukina's eyes widened in fear.
"Shizuru, please don't break it!" Shizuru's eyebrow raised before it fell, breaking.
"Oops." Shizuru shrugged, a small, but visible smirk on her face. She walked up the stairs, leaving a torn Yukina. She was frozen, tears streaming down her face. She knelt down and picked up the picture of her father.
"Sorry she did that, Father," Yukina apologized, placing the broken-framed picture on her small bed. She sat down and brought her face to her knees. She cried softly. She heard the front door slam.
"I don't even care about the ball. Why'd she have to do that to my only picture of my father?" Yukina asked herself. Then, she heard something. A whistling sound, and a faint scream.
"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! WA-WATCH OUT, LIL ONE!!" Yukina looked up and gasped. She jumped down to the ground, and a girl, looking to be about thirteen, came crashing in on an oar. (Guess who's oar? :P)
Yukina coughed as the girl shook her head, jumping off of the oar. She helped Yukina stand up, and then she glared at the oar.
"Why can't you just die?!" she asked angrily to the oar. Then she turned towards Yukina. "Sorry, you OK?" Yukina nodded.
"I've heard your voice somewhere. I just don't know where," Yukina said, thinking deeply. The girl laughed.
"I'm the one that told you that your next chore was scrubbing the floors," she said, snickering. Yukina stared at her. "What?"
"Who are you?"
"Santa Claus." Yukina blinked in confusion.
"H-huh?" The girl waved it off.
"Nothin'. Anyway, I'm JJ, your... Mmm..." She took out a paper. "Uhh... 'Fairy godmother'... OK, that sounds like I'm freaking old. Here, lemme re-introduce myself." JJ cleared her throat. "I'm JJ the Magic-Girl!"
"... W-why are you here?" Yukina asked, inching away from JJ. JJ cocked her head.
"Didn't you wanna go to the ball? Oh man! Am I with that dumb guy, Jack?! Man, he was an idiot to get those damn beans..."
"N-no, I do wanna go to the ball." JJ did a victory dance.
"YES!! YOU STUPID OAR, YOU GOT ME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!" JJ exclaimed happily, jumping on the oar. Yukina blinked.
"Umm... Who sent you, and are you on drugs?" JJ snapped her fingers.
"I sent myself, and I can't tell you about that kinda stuff. Now get on the oar!" Yukina shook her head.
"Do you know how to, uhh... Fly it?" JJ shook her head, grinning like an idiot.
"Nope! Now get on!" Yukina looked at her like she was crazy, so JJ grabbed her arm and yanked her on the oar.
"YAYS!!" JJ yelled happily as the oar flew up the stairs and outside. JJ stopped it when they got out to the yard, where a small garden was at. Yukina twitched.
"I... Never... Wanna experience something like this... Again..." JJ shrugged and jumped off, helping Yukina down as well.
"OK, first things first, you need some different clothes. Rag clothes aren't good on you at all," JJ commented. She took out a black wand and waved it. Yukina's clothes changed into an orange jumpsuit, her hair looked a bit spiked, and she was wearing a headband. (Guess who?)
"Hey cool! A ninja!" some kids who were walking down the dirt road yelled, pointing at Yukina.
"No! This is an escaped prisoner! RUN!!" JJ screamed. The kids screamed and ran like their lives depended on it. Yukina had one of her very, very, very rare glares glued onto her face.
"Did you have to say that?" JJ nodded.
"OK, that ain't the look for you. ABRACADABRA!!" Yukina's clothes changed into a light blue kimono, her hair was tied in a red ribbon, and she was wearing slippers. (lol)
"Mmm... Nice, but not... ball-like. Damn wand. WORK!!" JJ threw it to the ground, and then, Yukina's clothes changed into a long, baby blue, short-sleeved gown. Her hair was in a braided bun, and she was wearing (of course) glass slippers.
"Oh my..." JJ's brown eyes widened in victory and she did another victory dance. Yukina looked at the slippers cautiously.
"Umm... Will I get any... blisters from these?" she asked, staring at them. JJ stopped dancing and looked serious.
"Wanna get a different pair?" Yukina gulped and nodded nervously. JJ blinked and started laughing like crazy. "OK!!" She picked up the wand. The oar smacked JJ in the head.
"Whoa. You OK- STUPID ASS OAR!!" JJ screamed, cutting off Yukina and kicking the oar. JJ growled at the oar and picked up the black wand. She waved it at Yukina's feet, and they changed into regular slippers.
"How's that?"
"It's fine. But, you don't have to- OK, now you need a freaking ride. Mmm..." JJ looked at the garden and shrugged.
"You seriously don't- Stupid wand, you betta work," JJ grumbled, cutting off Yukina again. She waved it, and a small pumpkin turned into a man.
"Hello." JJ blinked.
"Umm... I'm JJ, can ya be the chauffeur?" The man shrugged.
"I dunno..."
"I'll give you... three pennies."
"DEAL!!" JJ smirked and waved the wand again. A squash turned into a truck.
"Oh, dammit!" JJ waved the wand again, and the truck turned into two horses. "Good. Now for the actual ride."
"JJ, do you really- OPEN SESAME!!" A tomato turned into a carriage. JJ bowed. "Your carriage awaits you, my Optimistic One." Yukina giggled. The pumpkin-turned-man jumped in the front of the carriage, where the horses magically were ready to leave.
"But, JJ, you seriously don't have to do this for me. I can't go anyway," Yukina protested as JJ hepled her in the carriage. JJ stopped.
"Why not? You're all dressed, you have a ride, you have me, and your damn stepmama and stepsisters won't recognize you." Yukina gulped.
"But, my friend, and Hiei! They both might recognize me!" JJ clicked her tongue.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should know that I wouldn't let Hiei know you. Keiko might- How do you know Keiko and Hiei?" Yukina asked in a serious tone, cutting JJ off.
"I always see Keiko in the mailroom in that bigass palace and Hiei is always criticizing me about this damn oar," she said, grabbing the oar. "Oh, and before I forget. All this magic and fairytale-ish like crap will end at midnight." Yukina cocked her head.
"Why?" JJ froze for a minute.
"Mmm... I've actually wondered that myself." She shrugged and jumped on the oar. "See ya, Preencess!"
"Umm, princess?"
"Ahh, you know what I mean." Then, JJ flew away, a little too fast for her standards. "STUPID OAR!! DIE, DAMMIT!!" Yukina sweat dropped and shook her head as the carriage made its way towards the ball!
AT THE BALL
"Prince Jin, Prince Jin! Dance with me! Dance with me!" all the girls in the ballroom yelled happily, trying to get the man's, who's sporting a red afro, attention. He grinned sheepishly and took the next girl in line for a dance.
"I am bored out of my mind," he thought as he danced with the girl.
"Jin, you're sooo handsome," the girl commented. He smiled.
"Why am I here? ... Oh yeah, I need a bride." It was only 11:28, but Jin was already bored. And the ball was just getting started!
"Grr!" Botan was going to be the next girl the prince was going to dance with, but being as she was, she was impatient as hell!
"Botan, you should just relax," Juri said as she and Hiei danced.
"Easy for you to say! I'm trying to get all of us a chance at royalty!" Botan said over the loud music.
"Party-pooper."
"Tramp!" Juri and Botan glared at each other. Then, Botan was next in line for the dance with Prince Jin.
"Hello," Jin said, trying to sound polite.
"Where's Touya and Chu when you need them?" he thought bitterly as he took an eager Botan's hand.
"Prince Jin, may I say you look handsome tonight," Botan said in a seductive voice. Jin grinned shyly.
"And you, uh, look ravishing tonight." Botan grinned widely.
"Thank you!" Shizuru was talking to a man, but staring at her daughter.
"Dammit Botan, you better win his heart," she thought, a bit annoyed.
"So, may I ask your name?" the man asked, staring at Shizuru with eager eyes.
"Shizuru. May I ask yours?" The man chuckled and kissed her hand.
"Sayko." Shizuru giggled. After a few minutes of dancing, Jin got bored. Botan seemed excited.
"Jin, I really wanna do something," she said, her pink eyes staring at Jin.
"R-really?"
"I want to stop dancing," he hoped she would say. She slowly made her way near Jin's lips.
"Oh, dammit! I don't wanna have my first real kiss with her! I don't even know her name!" Jin thought. He closed his eyes, hoping something would happen.
His wish came true.
Everyone in the room had suddenly stopped talking. Jin was wondering this, and stared at the people, stopping his dance, and to his relief, the soon-to-be kiss, with Botan. They were all gazing near the door.
"Hmm? What's this now?" Jin looked near the door, and his heart skipped a beat. Yukina was standing there, looking a bit shy. She looked... beautiful. Jin let Botan's hands go and walked over to this 'mysterious' girl.
"What the-? Jin!" Botan called out, very pissed. JJ was looking through one of the windows, staring at Yukina.
"Damn, I'm too good," she commented, nodding her head.
"No, you ain't." JJ turned, where Hiei was standing, looking through the window with her. She smacked him.
"Aren't you on your day-off?!" she whispered harshly.
"Yes, but I need to take a break from dancing." JJ stuck out her tongue in annoyance.
"This girl's pretty!" Jin thought. But, as many people would've guessed it, all of the bachelors had ran over to Yukina, asking to dance with her, blocking Jin from her.
"Hello Beautiful. I'm Yusuke," one man said, trying to hold her hands.
"I'm Kazuma Kuwabara!" another man said. Yukina sweat dropped and smiled nervously.
"And I'm Jin." After that being said, every one of the guys turned to stare at the prince.
"Damn," they all thought, letting him through to the one they wanted to know. Yukina blushed, and gulped.
"This is it," she thought.
"You didn't lie to her, didja?" Hiei asked, staring at Yukina, looking bored. JJ scowled at him.
"I only... embellished the truth about you and her," she said.
"OK, what?!"
"You're an idiot. I'm saying that I told her that you wouldn't recognize her when she came, in case she saw you. So don't screw this up."
"Me? How would I screw something up?" JJ glared at him.
"OK, here was my first mission with you in fairytale world. I was trying to get Fiona's prince charming, but who was the one to make that dragon nearly kill us?" Hiei scoffed.
"OK, that was one mission. I thought the thing was sleeping!" JJ held up a finger.
"That's not all. What about Red? Hmm?" Hiei thought for a moment.
"Oh, I was trying to help her out, but I got confused with the Grandma-Wolf thing!"
"And what about the pigs?" Hiei thought again, and laughed.
"I swear, I thought it was a play!" JJ rolled her eyes and went back to looking inside the window.
"Oh shit, Jin and Yukina are kissing!"
"WHAT?!" Hiei shoved JJ out of the way and looked inside the room, where Yukina and Jin were dancing.
"You just missed it!" Hiei smacked her. JJ laughed.
"I hate you."
"So do I."
"Geez, are you guys made to argue with each other?"
"Yes, we are, Keiko!" JJ said angrily. "And you're on your day-off, too!"
"Yeah, but my date is trying to dance with Yukina."
"Boo-hoo!" ... OK... (clears throat) As I had said earlier, Jin and Yukina were, I mean, are still dancing. Everyone, even the King and the Queen, watched intently.
"Do you think our son has finally found a bride?" the queen asked her husband. He nodded.
"A beautiful one, at that," he added. Yukina looked around, and blushed when she saw everyone watching. She even saw JJ looking through the window. When the two met eye contact, JJ waved excitedly, only to get smacked by someone Yukina couldn't identify.
"Uhh, e-everyone's wa-watching us, Jin," Yukina whispered shyly. Jin smirked.
"Let them." Yukina gulped.
"Grr! Mother, how come Jin ditched me like that?!" Botan asked angrily. Shizuru looked at her with a look that said 'I'm having my fun. Leave me alone'. Botan growled and left her mother.
Yukina's knees felt weak. She thought they might give out on her.
"You all right?" Jin asked worriedly.
"Y-yes."
"Aww! So cute!" JJ commented. The oar had smacked her head again. "DAMN OAR!!"
"Y'know, I like this oar," Hiei said, jumping on it. JJ kicked him.
"Damn idiota!" JJ muttered. She looked at her watch. 11:51. "Nine more minutes..."
"Hmm? 'Til what?" Hiei asked, still looking at the couple dancing.
"Huh? Oh. 'Til the magic wears off."
"Ohh..." JJ jumped on the oar, glaring at Hiei.
"You know, Juri's probably wondering where you are..." Hiei got the hint.
"DAMMIT!!" He ran away.
"Well, I got rid of him. Now, let's see how this turns out." JJ watched all the people dance, especially Yukina and Jin.
"JJ!!" JJ jumped and turned. She gulped loudly when she saw her boss.
"Hey Mi-mama," she greeted nervously.
"Hiei said that you gave a client a time limit!" Mi-mama boomed.
"Uh-huh. And?" Mi-mama stared at her funny.
"You don't care, do you?" JJ shook her head, grinning like an idiot. "You're an idiot."
"IDIOTS EXIST!!" JJ started running around in circles like batso-crazy. Mi-mama sighed and left.
"Oh, and the oar hates you."
"Yeah, I figured that out awhile ago," JJ said, shrugging.
"Oh, and it's 11:57."
"Thanks, I- WHAT?!" JJ looked at her watch and groaned loudly and annoyingly. Mi-mama shook her head and left. JJ whipped around, facing the window.
"I would like to ask you something," Jin said suddenly. Yukina stared at him with her crimson eyes.
"Y-yes?" She glanced at the girls in line, who were sending her death glares. She gulped.
"Can... you be... my..."
"Your-?" CRASH!! Everyone jumped, including the two, when hearing a crash. JJ came running in and grabbed Yukina's wrist.
"Gots to go! Later!" JJ said, running away with Yukina. One of Yukina's slippers came off.
"JJ! W-wait!" Yukina said as they left the palace. JJ helped Yukina on the oar.
"It's midnight in THREE, TWO, ONE!!" Yukina's clothes suddenly changed into her old clothes. Her hair was down. The only thing that didn't change were the slippers.
"Wait!" Jin yelled, running after the two. The oar flew away, very fastly. Jin sighed sadly, and tripped on something. "What the- A slipper?" He picked it up.
"Jin! Dance with me! We didn't finish yet- Hi..." He waved Botan away. "Mmm..." He walked up the long stairs, and walked into his room, ignoring everyone who tried talking to him.
"Jin?" Jin looked near the door, and waved a bit.
"Hi Rinku," Jin greeted. The boy smiled.
"You seem troubled."
"That girl... I don't even know her name..." Rinku scoffed.
"Jin, you don't even know half of the people down there," he commented, sitting next to the prince.
"I need to find out who that girl was," Jin said, staring at the slipper as if it were doing something interesting.
"Huh?" Jin stood up, a determined smile glued on his face.
"Rinku, we're going to find my princess," he announced.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You said you didn't know who the chick was! And what do you have that'll help in any way?"
"This slipper," Jin merely said. "Now you should go. We'll leave at dawn!" Rinku sweat dropped and left, a little confused.
"I need friends my age," he thought as he left.
THE NEXT DAY AT DUSK, ERR, DAWN (I get confused with these two words)
Jin and Rinku were walking door-to-door, trying to find Jin's princess. Of course, all the girls in the town were eager and excited when having a prince come to their door.
"I can fit it!" one girl said, when it was obviously too small. Jin shook his head.
"Is there any other women in the house?" he asked.
"No." Jin and Rinku left, leaving the girl feeling blue. They went to the next house, and this time, the slipper was too big.
The continued this all day, when they finally reached the only house on a dirt road. Rinku was sweating profusely.
"Jin, I hate you," he said, panting. Jin looked like he was slapped in the face, but then a playful smirk replaced it.
"Sorry, but you are wearing a black tux when you really only needed to wear something that covers the essentials." Rinku stuck his tongue out at him, and he busted out laughing.
"You owe me."
"I know." They had got to the house and Rinku knocked. Jin was holding the slipper. Shizuru answered it and she immediately slammed it.
"Was not expecting that," Rinku said, blinking.
IN THE HOUSE
"BOTAN!! JURI!! COME DOWN HERE!!" Shizuru screamed. The two sisters came running down, wearing their pajamas.
"Yes?"
"The Prince is here." Juri groaned and walked away.
"I got my prince already, Mom, and his name is Hiei."
"At least stay!" Juri sighed and reluctantly stayed. Shizuru told Botan to open the door, and she ran down to the basement. She opened the door, where Yukina was sleeping soundly, clutching the picture of Youko. Yukina was remebering the night before.
:DAMN FLASHBACK:
JJ and Yukina were flying to the house. Yukina stayed back at the palace with sad eyes.
"I really wanted to stay," she mumbled.
"Sorry Preencess, but another few seconds, and you woulda woke up as a ghost," JJ said, stopping the oar abruptly. JJ jumped off the oar, helping Yukina jump down.
"It's fine. Thank you for what you've done, though," Yukina said, smiling. JJ grinned in a goofy way.
"Of course. But I gotta jet, or would it be called 'oar'? ... Mmm..." Yukina sweat dropped. JJ shrugged it off. "See ya, Yukina!" JJ jumped on the oar. Yukina waved.
"Bye JJ!" After JJ was gone, screaming 'YOU DAMN OAR!! SLOW DOWN!!', Yukina walked into the house and ran down to her room. She picked up the glass from her picture frame and threw them away. She then climbed into bed and fell asleep.
SLAM!! Shizuru, Botan, and Juri came in, one of them pissed, the other two happy.
"Yay! Hiei and I are finally a whole!" Juri exclaimed happily, dancing. Botan scowled. Shizuru even seemed content.
"I'm so gonna call Sayko," she muttered, walking up the stairs, to her room. Juri and Botan followed.
"Who was the slut that took my prince from me?" Botan asked herself angrily. All that was in her mind was Jin and the 'mysterious' girl dancing, nearly kissing!
Yukina kept thinking of Jin also, not even caring about what might happen to her. She smiled in her sleep.
:ENDO FLASHBACK:
Shizuru growled. Yukina slowly opened her eyes.
"H-huh? Good morning, Shizuru." Shizuru smirked.
"You aren't comin' upstairs." Yukina froze.
"Why?" Shizuru turned and was about to leave when Yukina sat up, still holding the picture of her father. "Hey! I asked you something!" Shizuru stopped and turned, smirking.
"Oh, just 'cause the Prince is here. No biggie." Yukina tumbled out of bed as Shizuru closed the door and locked it from the outside. Yukina stumbled over to the door and tried to open it, but to no avail.
"This isn't fair!" Yukina said, staring at Youko.
"Damn straight, it ain't fair!"
"Exactly!" Yukina did an anime fall and sweat dropped as she looked up towards the ceiling. JJ was there, sitting on the oar, waving and smiling.
"JJ?"
"The one and only! Now, you need some help out?" Yukina's eyes welled up with tears. JJ looked shocked. "N-no! No crying, please!" Yukina was smiling though.
"JJ, you've done more than enough for just me," she said, the tears falling freely. JJ thought for a moment, then breathed a deep sigh of relief.
"Those are tears of joy?" Yukina nodded. "Oh, thank Zeus!" Yukina sweat dropped again.
UPSTAIRS
"So, does it fit your foot, Miss?" Rinku asked Botan. It was too small.
"Y-yes..." Shizuru shot her a glare, Juri looked bored (like usual), and Jin's eyes kept looking hopeful.
"It does not," Juri said. "You look like you're wearing one of Yu-" Shizuru elbowed her hard in the ribs. She didn't say more after that. Jin sighed and took the slipper.
"Is there anymore women in your house?" he asked Shizuru. She shook her head sadly.
"No."
"Yeah, and hell just froze over!" Everyone looked towards JJ. She was hiding a nervous Yukina behind her back.
"JJ?" Jin and Rinku said in disbelief.
"Hm? Oh, hey guys. You need to try the slipper-thing on Yukina here," she said, placing Yukina in front of her. Shizuru and Botan glared at her. Juri didn't acknowledge her. Jin looked lovingly at Yukina.
"You know them?" Yukina whispered. JJ nodded.
"So, do it already!" JJ said, sitting Yukina down on a chair. Rinku shrugged and knelt down, taking the slipper from Jin.
"Wait!" Botan said. Rinku and Jin looked at her. "Gimme one more chance, eh?"
"Sorry, but you couldn't fit it the first time. Not unless your toes were chopped off," JJ snapped. Botan growled.
"I'mma have to agree with JJ," Rinku said, half-smiling and shrugging. Yukina put the slipper on. Jin and JJ were the only ones watching her. Jin knelt down, and saw the slipper fit Yukina's foot perfectly.
"Rinku, we have a match," he said. Shizuru and Botan were still sending daggers at him as the boy turned. He gave Jin a small black box.
"You're already kneeling. Now you need to ask," JJ said, jumping on the oar.
"H-how can you fly?!" the three girls yelled, pointing at the oar.
"I'm magical!" Well, she is JJ the Magic-Girl! :P ... Sorry... OK, moving foward. Jin whispered something to JJ. "Her name's Yukina," she said.
"Thanks for making sure the whole town heard," he said sarcastically. JJ did a salute.
"No prob!" He shook his head and opened the box. In it was a diamond ring. Yukina gasped.
"Is he... proposing to me?" she thought, a bit excited.
"Will you be my bride, Yukina?" Her words caught in her throat.
"YES!!" Yukina kept thinking. Shizuru sent daggers at Yukina and JJ. Botan wanted to strangle JJ. Juri... wanted to go back to sleep.
"Yes!" JJ and Rinku sighed with relief.
"FINALLY!!" they thought together. Jin was grinning madly, and Botan and Shizuru scowled.
"What the hell?! Botan, you were the one that was supposed to have the happy ending!" Shizuru screamed. JJ raised an eyebrow and 'accidently' pushed Yukina into Jin.
"I hope I get an invite to the weddin'!" she said, laughing. She flew away on the oar.
"You'll be the maiden of honor!" Yukina called out. Jin was holding her happily.
TIME SKIP, THE WEDDING (Oh, finally!)
JJ was struggling with the white dress she had to wear, being Yukina's 'Magic-Girl' and being the maid of honor.
"How'd I get into this again?" she thought bitterly, smacking Hiei whenever he laughed at her.
"Mmm," a man with long red hair muttered. He was staring at Yukina, who was wearing a long white dress. Jin and her were exchanging vows. JJ didn't really listen to the pastor. She was bored.
"C'mon, just say 'KISS THE DAMN BRIDE!!' I'm tired of waiting!"
"You may now kiss the bride," the man said happily. JJ looked in the crows. The whole town was practically there. Well, except Shizuru. JJ grinned evily.
:ANOTHER DAMN FLASHBACK:
"You know, I'm not an idiot," JJ said, backing Shizuru into a wall.
"So? I tihnk you are."
"My mi-mama says you're the one that killed Yukina's father. Care to explain?" Shizuru did the eye shift.
"Uhh..." She tried to run, but she was in a corner. JJ and, despite JJ's protests, Hiei had knocked her out.
When Shizuru woke, she was in a jail cell.
"Ha-ha, fail," JJ said, smacking Hiei and leaving.
:ENDO FLASHBACK:
JJ looked at the newly married couple, who were still kissing.
"Damn." Hiei smacked her.
"Shut up, JJ." JJ smirked.
"At least I ain't wearin' the janitor." Hiei growled. Yukina threw the bouquet of flowers behind her back. All the single women tried to catch it, but guess who did?
"Oh, come on! I ain't gettin' married," JJ yelled. "Try again!"
"She can't," one of the women said huffily. JJ stuck her tongue out. Someone tapped her shoulder. She turned and was greeted by Yukina and Jin.
"JJ," Yukina said, smiling. She had been crying, but everyone knew they were tears of joy.
"Hi. Jin," JJ said, waving a bit. Jin smiled his usual goofy grin.
"So, who's the lucky guy?" he asked. JJ smacked him.
"Say that again Jin, and I will not make any regrets to castrate you," she warned. Yukina giggled. "Oh, I gots to say some advice."
"Yes?" Jin and Yukina asked in unison, sounding curious.
"When you guys get busy, use protection!"
"..."
THEN END!! ... At least for now. :P
Hiei: Oh joy. ¬¬
... I hate you.
Hiei: OK, Magic-Girl.
Damn straight, I'm Magic-Girl! X) OK, reviewer-
Hiei: How long did it take for you to write this?
I dunno, maybe three days? I lost count.
Hiei: Boo.
Oh, shut up. Sooo... see ya'll next chapter! And again, I KNOW ALL THE CHARACTERS WERE OOC, BUT NONE OF YOU KNOW ME... :P Byyyye...