Before I start, I want to say, I'm sorry if at times it doesn't seem like a boy and/or Zane is writing this. This isn't going to be nearly as funny like the other two diary things out there.
Also, if you like it, and don't review, how am I supposed to know you like it? I don't care if you're anonymous or not, but if you don't review, I won't update. It's not a threat, it's the truth. Now, on with the story!
Entry 1: June 4th, 20XX
This journal is what I get for inviting Alexis Rhodes to my birthday. In fact, I didn't even invite anyone. Syrus and Jaden planned the whole thing. Alexis is hovering over my shoulder riiiiight now. Yes, I know you're there, and yes, I am writing like you asked, now go away.
Never!
Don't you dare steal my pen again.
Great, now she wants me to "tell the journal" what happened. Like I would write about this "birthday bash" my stupid brother and his friend threw.
I don't like it. Happy?
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Of course, she says no.
Okay fine, it was a pool party that took place at a nearby country club.
Better…
I told you not to steal my pen again!
She asks why I didn't like it. Like I would tell her about it.
"You're enjoying that diary a lot, Zane!" So says Jaden.
Grr… I just threw this thing at Jaden, and he ran with it. I would've happily sat back and let him steal it, but that stupid girl got it back. Note how I didn't write "For me."
My hand hurts, can I please stop.
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She says I need to write more. As if...