Disclaimer: I never owned Teen Titians or Danny Phantom. I only own this sad little caricature of a spoof.

Today was a normal day in Amity Park. Well, if you subtract that half the city was destroyed is a raging fireball of DOOM! The nasty burger blew up again, leaving a rather large stain on society. (And the earth, if you think about it.)

Nothing summed it up better then a wailing of "NOOOO!" from our resident town hero, Phantom. Currently in human form, poor Danny was 5 ft. from the blast area crying himself into a stupor. That is until someone threw a rock at him and told him to shut up.

Danny now had a darker look on life, making depressing poetry and cutting himself after school. The only thing he had going for him was Valerie, but she died in the explosion too. (For reasons we will never fathom.)

With nowhere to go, (because Vlad mysteriously died in the explosion too.) And with millions of dollars (plus a company to take care of), he decided to rent out a ridiculously small, often dingy, apartment to live in Emoness for eternity.

But that apartment was not a normal one. No, It was an apartment in (Dun Dun DUUN!) Jump City! Later, Clockwork made an "oops" and sped up time for the entire world by two years. He has not been seen since.

And you know what, Kiddies? It would only be a matter of time before his hero tendencies get the better of him and Phantom rears his head once more. But now, he is a mere shadow of his former self, thriving on darkness and lack of companionship. (And maybe some chocolate in-between.) Furthermore, what's a trip to Jump City without meeting the Teen Titians, huh? Nothing, I tells ya.

So, Phantom meets them, and then Danny meets them. After they leave, Raven goes, "OMG, Sumthin's weird wit dat kid." And Robin says, " Golly gee, Raven, Methinks your right, let us follow him!" They stalk, ahem, follow him until they find a large abandoned warehouse. Danny turns into Phantom, yadda yadda yadda cue gasps and WTF's.

"Eee! A new guy to annoy! What's your name, friend?" Starfire glomped him, sharing secrets of being the happiest being in the universe (Also why mustard tastes so good.) That is until she died in the explosion too.

" Why must you find out my secret now? Why not before all of my family and friends died in a catastrophic incident!! Blah blah sob angst I was gonna propose but I was 14 blah" yelled Tragikly Emo Phantom.

" WAIT!!" said another Emo character, "My possible love interests kicked it in a 'plosion too! Even Cyborg! We should get together and have angsty babies!" Yelled Also Tragikly Emo Raven. The two crybabies embraced each other and gave a cataclysmically passionate kiss that gives the authoress creeping feelings. So that's all you're gonna get about it.

"Muhuwahacoughha!" A dark figure approached from the shadows, "I, Slade, will make Danny my new apprentice!" He was operating from a mechbot, never mind that they are usually delicate and bankrupt-inducing.

" I'll never join you!"

Oh, yes you will!"

"No, I won't!

"Yes, You will"

" How?" Now Goth Danny said, momentarily confused.

" I haven't gotten to that yet! Check back later!" But as luck would have it…

The authoress is lazy beyond measure! You get to Choose your own ending! Lucky reader persons!

1) Happy ending

Danny and Raven triumph over Slade and his non-specified-plan-of-doom. They later went home, got married, and had 5 angst-filled OC children. Their names are Sob, Goth, Pain, Depression, and Queer-o-Magee. Robin finally had the guts to ask Starfire out, but due to the bi-laws of the universe, you can't ask out a dead girl.

2) Sad ending

The robot implodes, leaving another large stain on the earth, and poor Emo!Robin to weep for his lost friends. That is until someone threw a rock at him and told him to shut up. He started taking anti-depression medicine and was semi-back to normal.

3) Sad-Happy ending

Danny joins up with Slade, gets all the cool weapons, gear, and knowledge Vlad could never possess. (Because even with all of his resources, Vlad was still dumb.) They take over the world; enslave humanity, and yadda yadda, blah blah blah. Then Danny said, " Screw you pops! I'm gonna overthrow you!" So he did. He finds Raven and they rule together with an iron fist until the end of time.

The end!!

Wow, I started this, what, 2 months ago? Dang, time flies fast when you're procrastinating.

Review, or I'll send Emo!Danny to your house. He's giving me a headache wit his constant sobbing and cries of, "Whyyy! Why couldn't it have been me? Curse you Emo Cliché, and your little tragedy too!"

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Cee Cee The Critic