Attempt One

I live in a cave,

And I have loads of raves.

I need loads of matches,

Cause there are wet patches.

I am really clever,

When I pull my cool lever.

It's next a boat,

Let's hope Raoul don't float.

Christine's a beauty,

She says Raoul's a cutey.

I think he's really mean,

But I ain't gonna cause a scene.

The Phantom frowned at the piece of parchment in front of him. With a sigh he shook his head, crumpled the piece of paper up into a ball and tossed it over his shoulder into the lake behind him.