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Rule #1 Scorpios Hyperion Malfoy is NOT cute

I stepped into the Hogwarts Express after wishing my parents goodbye with Lily Potter at my side. We made our way to a compartment that hadn't got any one in it, yet.

"Lily there is no way in Merlin's soggy Y front's that Malfoy is cute." I told her.

She wrinkled her nose in disgust at the thought of Merlin's soggy Y fronts.

"Of course there is, you just hate him so much that you can't see it. Also why do you have to use the term 'Merlin's soggy Y front's' couldn't you just be normal and leave that bit out?" Lily replied dryly as she twirled down into the seat opposite the one I'd taken.

"He is not cute." I corrected her and ignored the last bit.

"He is cute."

"He is not cute."

"Who's not cute?" Albus Potter asked as his brow furrowed while he plonked himself next to his sister.

"Oh um, just some guy at Hogwarts." Lily answered

"Lily, you have to tell me his name I mean what if it's one of my best friends and I find out my seeing you snogging him." Albus warned.

"Al, it's not so just drop it okay." She reassured him. This is as comforting as Lily ever gets.

"You still have to tell me Lily." He told her crossing his arms and pulling a face that I get the sense is meant to be tough but just made him look like an ape.

Lily and I look at each other before saying different names in unison in the end it sounded like "Kaloy." We looked at each other, again, annoyed before retrying. This time it sounded like "Mache."

"I don't think anyone at Hogwarts has either one of those names?" Al told us looking confused.

"Who doesn't have what name?" James inquired as he dumped himself next to me.

"Mache, Kaloy." Albus replied for us.

"Why the in Hell's names were you and Lily talking about Malfoy, Rose?" James asked literally turning on/to me completely ignoring Lily's involvement in the matter. Of course ignore that your sister had been in the conversation as well just turn on your favourite cousin.

"Wait a second they never said anything about Malfoy James." Albus corrected him looking even more puzzled then before.

"Al, take away the K of Kaloy and replace it with the M from Mache and you get Maloy right?" Al nodded.

"And that sounds like whose name at Hogwarts?"

"Malfoy, Aka Scorpius Malfoy." Albus answered looking happy. Al wasn't the smartest in the book when it came to trickery. He is intelligent when it comes to memorising things for exams and applying them to situations so he is still technically intelligent just you can't tell him the question or write it down you have to give him a formula to work it out, if that makes any sense.

"Or even better Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy." We all looked at him strangely. Why on earth would he know Malfoy's middle name?

"Why were Lily and you talking about Malfoy, Rose?" Albus said repeating after his brother. Yep that's right both boys turn on their favourite cousin instead of their sister.

"We aren't now." I replied sulkily wanting to get this over and done with. James and Al were the worst people you could talk to about boys since the person you talked to them about would usually wound up jinxed as soon as the which one you were talking to located them.

"Yeah, just because we were talking about him before means absolutely nothing except that Rose thinks his cute." Lily added unhelpfully.

"HE ISN'T CUTE, LILY, FOR THE LAST TIME." I yelled frustrated. Why couldn't that girl get the fact into her head? They all stared at me, shocked. I never yell at my family, ever. The immediate guilt settled in but I couldn't apologize. She deserved it so instead I stormed out grabbing my bag with my uniform to change into. Then I went to look for Freya Longbottom, my best friend that is who I wasn't related to. Sadly most of my cousins have taken the friend places in my life.

I bumped into someone causing me to fall onto the floor. I looked up into a pair of steel grey eyes as the owner helped me up. The owner that is goes by the name of Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy.

"Are you ok?" He asked softly.

I nodded wonder struck. Why hadn't I noticed those beautiful eyes before now?

He brushed past me and I stood there for a little while annoyed at myself. First I had broken my number one rule two I had just yelled at Lily for trying to show me the obvious. This year has had a truly tremendous start.

A/N: I know that this is super short but please review anyway : )