Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters to Dogma, I don't own the Titanic, and I don't own the character names from Titanic! La di da...

A/N: I'm changing it! I came up with a better idea... Most of you will come to Florida and kill me for it but, eh?

~CAST LIST~
Metatron(Ha you probably guessed...) will play a Jack like character although he will keep his name.
Miranda(a character I made up.... I'll explain later) will play a Rose like character
Caledon 'Cal' Hockley .... Bartleby
Mrs. Margaret 'Molly' Brown ....Serendipity
Brock Lovett .... Azrael
Rose Dawson Calvert (Old Rose) ....an lady we picked up at a nursing home.
Ruth DeWitt Bukater .... Bethany
Captain Edward J. Smith ....Silent Bob
J. Bruce Ismay .... Cardinal Glick
Spicer Lovejoy .... Jay
Thomas Andrews .... God diguised as the real Thomas Andrew's(well, at least the one in the movie since I liked him...)
Fabrizio De Rossi .... Loki
The Irish Dude .... Rufus
Lizzy Calvert .... Bethany's friend Liz
Lewis Bodine .... My friend Stuart
Bobby Buell ....My friend Andrew
There will be more appearances of the other characters just chill!
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Authors note: Have any suggestions email me at CoyoteUglyGal1@cs.com.